Five Invasive Questions From Gravdigr

Aaaaaand we're jumping right in:

1. Have you ever seen your own bunghole (not a photo)?
2. Do you now, or have you ever, twisted your own nipples outside of sex/foreplay?
3. Have you ever worn a collar?
4. Have you ever smacked yourself on the ass?
5. Have you, or anyone else, smacked your ass with a kitchen implement?

No
No
Yes
Yes
Yes

Your turn. Answers. Go.

For question 1, are we including the use of a mirror? Because otherwise, that's some Cirque do Soleil shit, right there.

For 2, is it strictly twisting you are asking about, or also, say, pinching?

For 4 and 5, are we talking bare-ass, or also clothed-ass?

Yes to everything. The collar was on my button up shirt though.

No
Yes and Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes

yes yes no yes yes

I still have my old dogs' collars but they don't fit me

yes
yes
don't think so
probably, but can't remember a specific instance
probably, but can't remember a specific instance

Gravdigr;870551 wrote:

1. Have you ever seen your own bunghole (not a photo)?

Yep. There were mirrors involved, I'm not *that* flexible.

Gravdigr;870551 wrote:

2. Do you now, or have you ever, twisted your own nipples outside of sex/foreplay?

Now? Sure, ok, how was that? Good for you? Ever? Yeah.

Gravdigr;870551 wrote:

3. Have you ever worn a collar?

Yes. Not "for reals", but for testing for fit, comfort, appearance, etc.

Gravdigr;870551 wrote:

4. Have you ever smacked yourself on the ass?

Of course.

Gravdigr;870551 wrote:

5. Have you, or anyone else, smacked your ass with a kitchen implement?

Yes to both, for testing and for fun. Y'know, there's a term for such implements: pervertable, a kinky portmanteau of pervert and convertible. Think about it for a minute, then look around your room again. There's a lot of potential out there, eh? Or, maybe that's just me. :blush:

1. Have you ever seen your own bunghole (not a photo)?
yes
2. Do you now, or have you ever, twisted your own nipples outside of sex/foreplay?
yes
3. Have you ever worn a collar?
yes
4. Have you ever smacked yourself on the ass?
no
5. Have you, or anyone else, smacked your ass with a kitchen implement?
no

BigV;870751 wrote:

Or, maybe that's just me. :blush:

Trust me, V...It's not just you.:whip: