Doe, a deer

Undertoad • Jun 21, 2013 6:44 pm
Doe, a deer, a female deer just greeted me at my front door.

This never happens! But I'm maintaining my yard as a protected wetland -- protected because I'm too lazy to mow most of it, and wetland because of the septic failure.

By the time I got the phone out, she sprinted up the driveway and into the deep grass. The phone's camera couldn't zoom...

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...so I went and got a digital camera with some zoom, and this is full zoom including optical:

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Ah, it's not a great shot, just proof that she was there. And seconds later she bounded up the hill with great, powerful leaps and I couldn't find her again. She is massive!
limey • Jun 21, 2013 7:01 pm
Coolio!

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ZenGum • Jun 21, 2013 8:01 pm
I love your "yard". That doe was probably taken by a sasquatch a few minute later.
orthodoc • Jun 21, 2013 10:52 pm
No, she's just enjoying the cover. And although a bowhunter would say she's delicious, I say she's enjoying your natural yard and will almost certainly return around dusk or dawn, and occasionally during the daylight hours if you're very quiet. Enjoy.
Sundae • Jun 22, 2013 6:06 am
Wow!
Gosh she's gorgeous.

And I'm all excited because we have a returning hedgehog!
(which I am feeding on walnuts and pecans bought to make cakes for the staffroom)
orthodoc • Jun 22, 2013 7:36 am
A hedgehog! Can you post some pics, Sundae?
Sundae • Jun 22, 2013 2:34 pm
No.
I mean, I wish I could, but they are quite easily spooked, especially as we live in Cat Central, apparently.
By the time I got close enough for a flash to work I'd already be stressing out him/ her.

I'm just happy to have found something the catskins don't want to eat.
And trust me, with Diz, that's a tricky prospect. He eats bread, dried fruit, cake, biscuits, crisps - you name it. But not nuts. And not banana.

Just as an addendum to my previous post, I meant to contrast UT's wonderful experience with my lowly one. I think it's far more marvellous to have a doe in your garden than a hodgepig, but we get the wildlife we are given and celebrate it anyway, right?
orthodoc • Jun 22, 2013 4:57 pm
I guess it depends on what you're used to - I'd be thrilled to see a hedgehog, since we don't have them. Whereas deer are plentiful in this area, and while I enjoy watching them, I wouldn't say they were more wonderful than other animals. I do agree with you ... celebrate 'em all!
Big Sarge • Jun 22, 2013 9:14 pm
UT - she is a beaut. Throw out a little corn to keep her around. She'll be fine eating when bow season comes around. You can take her out and none of the neighbors will ever know
Undertoad • Jun 22, 2013 9:24 pm
I only have bags of frozen corn, will that do?
Undertoad • Jun 22, 2013 9:27 pm
I must add, the "green area that surrounds my place, previously known as a lawn" is also definitely home to two rabbit families, at least one immense vole, three different species of ants, a bird that makes an annoying ticking sound in the morning, several squirrels, and a skunk that I have never actually seen.
Big Sarge • Jun 22, 2013 9:34 pm
I was joshing with you, but seriously a 50 lb bag of corn only costs $9.00 at the feed store or in the sporting goods section of Walmart. Throw out a couple of cups a day and she'll get used to being close to your house. I guarantee you will get some great photos. She probably has a fawn near by.
orthodoc • Jun 23, 2013 3:01 am
Ah, Sarge, you're a bowhunter. Just as I thought.

I always think of the perfect bowhunter's shot - having tracked or waited on a doe until she's calm, relaxed, takes a mouthful - she doesn't feel the arrow as it passes. Not then - she lifts her head, takes a tentative step, then darts forward in confusion, unaware of her lethal wound, and drops.

No stress hormones, nothing to taint the meat. I guess it's as good a death as any of us can aspire to.
Sundae • Jun 23, 2013 5:10 am
However well I die I don't expect anyone will be interested in my taint.
Undertoad • Jun 23, 2013 9:57 am
It's the tenderest cut of all the meats.
BigV • Jun 25, 2013 5:39 pm
Undertoad;868653 wrote:
It's the tenderest cut of all the meats.


or the cruelest cut...
Sundae • Jun 29, 2013 5:49 pm
"We got one!"

Hedgehog.
Within two minutes (literally) of putting down hedgehog food.
I know it looks like cat food, but I promise it's not. It's cheaper for a start!
And for once I had a camera in grabbing range. Not that she seemed all that bothered, she was proper chowing down.
limey • Jun 29, 2013 6:26 pm
Fabulous!


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orthodoc • Jun 29, 2013 8:42 pm
Wow! Hedgehog pics! Thanks, Sundae! :)
Chocolatl • Jun 29, 2013 9:12 pm
Hedge pig! So cute!