24 hour hamburger near [my zip code]

Flint • Jun 1, 2013 4:43 am
I actually just did a Google search on the above criteria, and Google really had no idea what I was getting at.

It's 3:45am, and I want a hamburger as soon as possible.
Flint • Jun 1, 2013 4:56 am
Like, nobody could have ever written a book (that I've purchased, and read--at some time prior to the present) about effective Google searches?

Are these unreasonable expectations?

I've decided to have a protein shake now, and a big breakfast in the morning.

*At some later point in the morning.
DanaC • Jun 1, 2013 6:08 am
How about 'all night burger'?
Undertoad • Jun 1, 2013 6:58 am
The problem is not on your end, the problem is that small businesses do not know how to attract the eye of the Google.
Sundae • Jun 1, 2013 7:15 am
Please shush.

The Cellar and the ads on YouTube are conspiring to make me want a burger.
And not a healthy, blood-enriching, home-made burger either.
A fast food, make it as cheap as you can, full speed ahead to cholesterol central burger.

Just one wouldn't hurt?
Yes it would.
Because i have no money for a burger so I would have to involve myself in at least petty crime to get one.

You want to write to me in prison?
No. Didn't think so.
Send McDonalds gift vouchers, stat.
Undertoad • Jun 1, 2013 7:32 am
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Sundae • Jun 1, 2013 2:36 pm
Know what I had instead of a tasty burger?
Some leftover vanilla pudding.

I'm back to the bad old days of finding it hard to eat.
Turns out Jello works (with nutmeg on top, anyway)
Lola Bunny • Jun 2, 2013 8:02 am
Flint;866745 wrote:
I actually just did a Google search on the above criteria, and Google really had no idea what I was getting at.

It's 3:45am, and I want a hamburger as soon as possible.


Some fast food places open 24 hrs. Check to see which places open 24 hrs around your area so next time you have a craving at 3:45am, you won't be left frustrated. I know Jack-in-the-Box and some McD's open 24 hrs. Or just stock some frozen hamburgers in the freezer. :D
Aliantha • Jun 2, 2013 8:38 am
Ha! We watched pulp fiction on friday night! ( yes its true. I have no life )
Happy Monkey • Jun 4, 2013 9:00 pm
Lola Bunny;866854 wrote:
Check to see which places open 24 hrs around your area so next time you have a craving at 3:45am, you won't be left frustrated.
Aliantha;866861 wrote:
Ha! We watched pulp fiction on friday night! ( yes its true. I have no life )
Pulp Fiction is the only movie I have ever had a craving for. Not at 3:45am, though.
BigV • Jun 7, 2013 3:57 pm
Undertoad;866760 wrote:
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Well played.