Da Pears in my Neighbourhood

Well, someone had to.

Turn your head and cough.

I'm fuckin' DESPAIR, man.

And dis pear don't mind de fuckin'!

I'm fuckin' dis custard!

I'm fuckin distur(b)d....no, wait...

I'm fuckin' disguise...

Dis guys WHAT?

I think we've squeezed about as much out of this joke as it is pearsable to do.

from some movie:

...gonna fuckin kill ya. And not necessarily in that order.

footfootfoot;861149 wrote:

Turn your head and cough.

That's my line. ;)

♫These are the pyrus in your neighborhood
In your neighborhood
In your neigh-bor-hood
Yeah these are the pyrus in your neighborhood
The pyrus that you meet
When you're walkin' down the street
They're the pyrus that you meet each day. ♪

but it's *my* hernia.

You can keep the hernia. I just get to find it.

DanaC;861173 wrote:

I think we've squeezed about as much out of this joke as it is pearsable to do.

Pearish the thought.