Trivia team name contest

I'm assembling a team for a trivia contest and we need a team name. The theme is [SIZE="4"][COLOR="Red"]Sexy![/COLOR][/SIZE] so, I'm counting on you to shed your inhibitions as you don your thinking caps.

If I get a winner from your efforts, I'll make a donation to the tip jar. The trivia contest starts tonight after dinner, your input will be monitored until game time, so get busy!

Team Smegma!!

Fingers of Love.

The Wet Ones.

Bama-lama-fizz-vaj

Debbie does Trivia

Trivial Fur Suit

Sundae;859996 wrote:

Fingers of Love.

brought to mind: Five Finger Love Punch

I like all of these! Thanks, keep working!

Ouch! Five fingers means two hands!

Team Crotch Rocket

Voluptuous Voluptuarians

Blood is not a Safeword

Sundae;860007 wrote:

Ouch! Five fingers means two hands!

well, I need one for leverage, don't I??

Twil suggests "The Cream Team"

Fisters.

Bound to Win

Bound for Glory

The freeway three-ways.

(Trivia = tri (three) + via (road), hence trivia is the matters discussed at places where three roads meet. So, you're having an oral threeway. By the freeway.)

You Don't Know Jackoff!

From med school: The Pantchless Crotties.

(We were so drunk that we meant to register as The Crotchless Panties, but it got transposed ... nevertheless, we won! So it's a lucky name. ;) )

The Consenters

Trivia Commandos

Coming up hard on the inside


.... Though that sounds more like a kinky/sexy racehorse name instead.
;-)

BigV;860013 wrote:

Twil suggests "The Cream Team"

We entered the contest as The Cream Team! There was a prize given for the sexiest/best team name. We didn't win--some assholes called" The Chocolate Starfish" won that prize. We did, however, take second place overall and won a big bag of goodies!

Thanks everyone. We had a great time and will probably be back next week.

Posting from the boat via phone, so I'll hit the tip mug later from a real computer. :-)

BigV;860008 wrote:

Blood is not a Safeword

[COLOR="Gray"]The safeword is beef jerky.[/COLOR]

[COLOR="Gray"]Where in the hell did I hear that in the last few days?[/COLOR]

Brief Reactive Psychosis

The Green Momba Jambas

The mud helmets

The dirt buttons

The rusty trombones

The filthy sanchezes

The balloon knots

I know its too late, but still....

The Donkey Punchers

The Upper Deckers

And finally,

The Pickle Chuggers

See now Wolf has (had?) a full book of filth and innuendo to draw on.
Roger's Profanisaurus.
Chocolate Starfish is nothing.

I think she was being too fair in not using it.
Or she sold it in a garage sale.

Here's our prize package:

Seven! samplers from Condom Country with 3-4 condoms and 1-2 envelopes of lube each.
A medium egg vibrator, wired.
Water based lube, Pina Colada flavor from ID.
Seattle Erotic Art Festival catalog from 2010 (leftover, but still with some lovely images).
A kit with a vibrating tongue ring, LingQ (great idea, impossible execution. it does not stay on), some lube and a condom from Wild At Heart (my favorite local toy store).
Several 30% off coupons for the Lover's Package franchise store (they're ok too, pretty corporate though).
A dvd "Internal Injections" bow-chicka-eh-herm...", mostly covered here by a pretty postcard.
And a handy reusable shopping bag with big silkscreened ads for Castle Megastore and Eros Megasol. Should earn a double take when I bring it to the grocery store, doncha think?
AND a flyer for the Center for Sex Positive Culture, the host for this inaugural event.

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Good haul!
Despite being of no use to a born-again virgin like me.

Sundae;860210 wrote:

See now Wolf has (had?) a full book of filth and innuendo to draw on.
Roger's Profanisaurus.
Chocolate Starfish is nothing.

I think she was being too fair in not using it.
Or she sold it in a garage sale.

I cherish that book! I would never put it in a garage sale. Or on Ebay, for that matter.

I was actually trying to turn the culture up a notch.

Although, now you're giving me ideas. We need a name for the fitness crap program at work that I got hoodwinked into because the boss wanted the whole department to participate. Voluntarily. OH. Cleverness. I could offer "302" as a team name because we're all committed. Involuntarily.

Snicker.

But, hey - use some British filth that no-one else would recognise.
302 is great, but it lacks the sneaky-laugh-factor.

I'll probably use 302 at some point as it means nothing here, as far as I know.
My bro used The 456 as a team name before.
No-one got it.

(not dirty, just the child-eating aliens in Torchwood)

Ha! I'll remember '302' for a team name for the next mandatory 'voluntary' activity I'm roped into.

Next week our team name will be "The Bedwreckers". "The Bedwetters" was considered and rejected as too clever and too easily misread. Meh.

I've had adventures thrust upon me "302" style. Unpleasant.

The 302 is only in Pennsylvania ... In Florida it's the Baker Act, Canada calls it "Form One" and I think in England it's "being Sectioned."

Check your local jurisdiction ...

Oh, and I now see, based on the prize package, that any attempts at elevating the situation are to be confined to certain portions of the male anatomy. which, incidentally, might be a good team name.

"certain portions of the male anatomy"

??? wth? Condoms, ok. but the egg and tongue vibrators? The lube and the dvd? The theme was sexy and while I have it on good authori-tay, that "certain portions of the male anatomy" are indeed considered sexy, I think only the most dedicated gynophobe could support such a narrowly "confined" definition of sexy.