Crazy Shit Posted on Facebook

regular.joe • Mar 18, 2013 11:41 pm
Ladies and Gentlemen! Break out your tin foil hats! To Arms!

To start things off:



ATTENTION EVERYBODY - ANTI-CHRIST, ILLUMINANTS TAKING
OVER!!

A must read.
666 = The mark of the Beast
President Obama Vs
;Revelation13:15 -18

The US
Senate has passed the Obama
Health Care' bill into law. The
implementation would commence
on 23/03/2013. This bill would
require all
Americans to be implanted with a
Radio Frequency Identification
(RFID) chip
in order to access medical
care.
The device will be implanted
on the
forehead or on the arm. This is to
fulfil the prophesy in the Book of
Revelation 13:15-18 concerning
the MARK OF THE BEAST!

Are you still doubting the
ENDTIME? GET READY! The rapture
is near! .Revelations 13 is being
played out right before us. Many
are still unaware.

(1) Why is the chip
being implanted exactly where
the Bible says it would be. Why on
the
hand and forehead. Why not
anywhere else?
(2) Why is it being connected
to your bank account? Remember
the Bible says you won't be able
to buy
or sell without the mark. And
guess what! The chip is
connected to your
financial details. What breaks my
heart the most is that many
people in the
church will not make it if Jesus
comes now? Many are unaware
that the
end is near.
Don't tell me that its
advancement in technology or
development. If any area of your
life is not in sync with God's word
Repent
and be converted. If you miss
heaven you can never miss
hell...think about
it. Hell is not a pretty place, the
worst part is that it is for
eternity...Please
rather than post and forward
senseless messages. Send to
everyone you
know. Do the work of an
evangelist. PLEASE SHARE THIS
MESSAGE WITH
ALL YOUR CONTACTS. Have you
ever wondered what would have
happened if we treat the Holy
Bible the way we treat our mobile
phone?

And we really can't live without it.
Only 7% will re-send this
message.
Don't be of the 93% who will not
share the message.
Satan said "I wonder
how humans claim to Love God
and disobey Him, and claim they
hate me
yet they obey me"

Do not send later. Send now. May
Almighty God grant
success to every one who reads
and sends this message.
If ur ready to share this message,
click LIKE and write AMEN.

Pleassseeee....!!! It's very important that you SHARE this post on your status. Let's spread it around the world. Who know's maybe atleast one person or more will repent & get saved.
May God bless you as you press the share button now. Thank YOU!
BigV • Mar 18, 2013 11:58 pm
Yep!

That is some crazy shit right there, and I'm not even ON facebook. Yikes.
Crimson Ghost • Mar 19, 2013 1:56 am
And I thought us Masons were in control...

BTW, I don't care if Jesus comes, but He better wipe up after Himself...
Gravdigr • Mar 19, 2013 2:54 pm
Was that JB's Facebook page?
zippyt • Mar 19, 2013 4:48 pm
be warned !!
Nirvana • Mar 19, 2013 6:15 pm
I have had people tell me with a straight face that the reason there are so many dumb people is because of men breeding with sheep. The human babies the sheep have are dumb. >true story
ZenGum • Mar 19, 2013 7:41 pm
To which you could only reply ... "Is that your excuse?"
Pete Zicato • Mar 20, 2013 11:30 am
That's really baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.
Crimson Ghost • Mar 20, 2013 4:07 pm
Someone is trying to pull the wool over your eyes.
Gravdigr • Mar 22, 2013 5:59 pm
Pete Zicato;857612 wrote:
That's really baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.


I can't believe ewe did that.
Crimson Ghost • Mar 22, 2013 6:23 pm
Aww, did he get your goat?
Pete Zicato • Mar 22, 2013 6:47 pm
Crimson Ghost;857966 wrote:
Aww, did he get your goat?

Yeah, he feels sheepish about that now.
Crimson Ghost • Mar 22, 2013 6:50 pm
He should feel baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad about it.
DanaC • Mar 23, 2013 5:40 am
Wool, I think we've taken this one about as far as it will goat, don't ewe?
jimhelm • Mar 23, 2013 8:25 am
I kid you not
Lamplighter • Mar 23, 2013 9:02 am
You can bleat a dead goat, but you can't make him wink.... Ummm... Oh, nevermind.
xoxoxoBruce • Mar 23, 2013 9:12 am
I'm glad you saw the aries of your ways.
Griff • Mar 23, 2013 9:49 am
I am offended by the capricious nature of that reply.
Crimson Ghost • Mar 24, 2013 1:14 am
Way to ram it home.
Sundae • Mar 24, 2013 4:27 am
Satan said "I wonder how humans claim to Love God and disobey Him, and claim they hate me yet they obey me"

I hate it when they misquote Satan. He never said that. He doesn't even speak English FFS.
Griff • Mar 24, 2013 7:54 am
Wait, Oliver Cromwell didn't speak English?
Perry Winkle • Mar 24, 2013 12:46 pm
I had to kill my Facebook account. It gave me way too much exposure to people I love and respect being willfully ignorant, hateful and superstitious. I'd rather be ignorant of all that and able to keep the positive feelings.
footfootfoot • Mar 24, 2013 2:33 pm
Sundae;858095 wrote:
I hate it when they misquote Satan. He never said that. He doesn't even speak English FFS.


Hey, if English was good enough for Jesus Christ, then it's good enough for Satan.
Crimson Ghost • Mar 25, 2013 1:28 am
footfootfoot;858148 wrote:
Hey, if English was good enough for Jesus Christ, then it's good enough for Satan.


Well, at least Shakespeare was translated from Klingon to English.