Griff • Mar 7, 2013 8:25 pm
...you have 4 hens and 10 chicks in the house and a baited weasel trap out in the coop.
jimhelm;855835 wrote:...If anything You're a Hill-Biffy.<<<< user title alert>>>
jimhelm;855835 wrote:livestock alone does not the HilBilly make.
You're far too cultured and cerebral. you FENCE forchrissakes.
who does that? snobs, that's who.
If anything You're a Hill-Biffy.<<<< user title alert>>>
jimhelm;855835 wrote:livestock alone does not the HilBilly make.
Griff;855832 wrote:...you have 4 hens and 10 chicks [COLOR="Red"]in the house[/COLOR] and a baited weasel trap out in the coop.
Griff;856093 wrote:So when I put the hens in the house I freed the rooster who was with them so he wouldn't be alone. He and another rooster killed each other.:eek:
Gravdigr;856118 wrote:Well, that takes some of the humor out of the situation.
Some, but, not all.
I really wanted to visualize a feathers-flying, full-on cock fight inside the confines of Grifftopia.
jimhelm;856293 wrote:Sorry about your cocks griff. That blows.
*cough*
Griff;856093 wrote:So when I put the hens in the house I freed the rooster who was with them so he wouldn't be alone. He and another rooster killed each other.:eek:
Jake Thackray – The Bantam Cock
It was a grand upstanding bantam cock,
So brisk and stiff and spry,
With springy step and jaunty plume
And a purposeful look in his eye,
In his little black blinking eye, he had.
I took him to the coop and introduced him
To my seventeen wide-eyed hens.
He tupped and he tupped as a hero tups
And he bowed from the waist to them all, and then
He upped and he tupped 'em all again, he did.
And then upon the peace of me ducks and me geese
He rudely did intrude.
With glazed eyes and open mouths
They bore it all with fortitude
And a little bit of gratitude, they did.
He jumped my giggling guinea fowl
And forced his attentions upon
My twenty hysterical turkeys and
A visiting migrant swan.
But the bantam thundered on, he did.
He ravished my fan-tailed pigeons and
Me lily-white columbines,
And while I was locking up the budgerigar
He jumped my parrot from behind;
She was sitting on me shoulder at the time.
And all of a sudden with a gasp and a gulp
He clapped his hands to his head,
Fell flat on his back with his toes in the air.
My bantam cock lay dead
And the vultures circled overhead, they did.
What a champion brute; what a noble cock;
What a way to live and to die.
I was diggin' him a grave to save his bones
From the hungry buzzards in the sky
When the bantam opened up a sly little eye.
He gave me a grin and a terrible wink,
The way that rapists do.
He said, 'You see them big daft buggers up there?
They'll be down in a minute or two;
They'll be down in a minute or two.'
Gravdigr;856078 wrote:Oh, and, fuck weasels.
Total tail-post; but I assume you meet the above stated condition? lolGriff;855832 wrote:...you have 4 hens and 10 chicks in the house and a baited weasel trap out in the coop.
Arcangelo Bianco Jr., 40, spotted the deer and chased it around the store’s parking lot before firing several rounds from a handgun, CBS reports. After the deer was killed, he bagged it and brought it to a meat processor.
“He got out of his car and chased the deer down through the parking lot, and I believe even across Route 22,” Patrick Dougherty, the Indiana County District Attorney, told CBS about Bianco’s hot pursuit of the 10-point buck.
And the Wal-Mart deer was apparently a beauty. “It was the nicest buck I’ve seen taken in Indiana County in a couple of years,” Lucas added.
Flint;859062 wrote:Total tail-post; but I assume you meet the above stated condition? lol