Vikings!

jimhelm • Mar 6, 2013 12:13 am
Oh.


Hell.



Yeah.




Watch the first two episodes on on demand.

Ragnar Lothbrok.

I read the Saxon Chronicles by Bernard Cornwell. Ragnar is a good guy Dane in that, but the story is told from the British POV.

This show is the best thing on tv right now.
ZenGum • Mar 6, 2013 5:59 am
Do they actually say "Vikings" in the show? Which pronunciation do they use?
Griff • Mar 6, 2013 6:20 am
OH MY GOD! Must have.

You has link?
Flint • Mar 6, 2013 11:12 am
Vikings are the scariest mofos ever. They come up a RIVER in a boat you thought would be stuck in the ocean (your inland town has no major defenses); and when they get within 6 feet of you, your skull is already cracked open by a pole axe. Not like you wanted to get in close, anyway.
jimhelm • Mar 6, 2013 12:05 pm
Griff;855675 wrote:
OH MY GOD! Must have.

You has link?


History channel.

Sunday 10pm. Hulu. I think you can watch the episodes on their website too.
Griff • Mar 6, 2013 4:45 pm
Thanks!
xoxoxoBruce • Mar 7, 2013 1:32 am
Flint;855688 wrote:
Vikings are the scariest mofos ever. They come up a RIVER in a boat you thought would be stuck in the ocean (your inland town has no major defenses); and when they get within 6 feet of you, your skull is already cracked open by a pole axe. Not like you wanted to get in close, anyway.
They use to collect tribute from Paris on a regular basis.
orthodoc • Mar 7, 2013 8:50 am
They're the reason half the Slavic population is blond.
footfootfoot • Mar 7, 2013 10:20 am
Just watched the first episode last night.

great stuff.
'Viking sunstone' found in shipwreck
Big Sarge • Mar 10, 2013 2:27 pm
Jim,

You should change your name to Ragnar. I think Loki is closest to my personality. LOL
footfootfoot • Mar 10, 2013 4:41 pm
he's got the panda eyes
Big Sarge • Mar 10, 2013 11:34 pm
I loved the mask he wore. I need one of those so I can jump out of trees & scare folks down by the sewage lagoon. Just thought about this - we could build a Viking ship and sail it in the old lagoon!
wolf • Mar 11, 2013 1:29 pm
I'm really enjoying it, although I don't entirely get the whole docudrama notion the History channel is trying here. Shouldn't they at least have a companion series with some funny looking archaeologists talking about middens and misinterpreting religious practices or something?
footfootfoot • Mar 11, 2013 3:02 pm
wolf;856422 wrote:
I'm really enjoying it, although I don't entirely get the whole docudrama notion the History channel is trying here. Shouldn't they at least have a companion series with some funny looking archaeologists talking about middens and misinterpreting religious practices or something?


I found it really hard to believe that the vikings hadn't even SEEN England by that time. If they just hugged the coast along France, they must have noticed something to their right.
xoxoxoBruce • Mar 11, 2013 4:23 pm
Most of the Viking longboats that have been recovered, have been proven to be built from Irish trees. But that's the longboats, they built several types of boats for rivers and shit, so they may have covered most of Europe and Eastern Russia before venturing across the water. Then too, England was pretty primitive, so maybe better plunder could be had on the continent.
DanaC • Mar 11, 2013 4:36 pm
Then too, England was pretty primitive, so maybe better plunder could be had on the continent.


Primitive? In some ways. But wealthy. And one of the centres of manuscript illumination (several centres actually).

Lot of monasteries in England. Very much part of the catholic community and a key player, alongside Ireland, in the politics of the Church.

What's the timeline on this programme? Vikings invaded Lindisfarne in 793. But they mainly just did smash and grab raids along the coast at that time, mainly in the Summer months.

They came properly into the country and wintered here in the mid 9th century (I think, I'll have to wiki it)


[eta] Ha! Yes, they wintered in England for the first time in 850, on the Isle of Thanet in Kent. I almost said Thanet in my post but wasn't sure.
xoxoxoBruce • Mar 11, 2013 4:48 pm
It's just good fun and adventure, not to be taken too seriously, a soap opera in a Viking setting, I doubt they've established a time frame.

And being the History Channel automatically makes it historically bullshit. :rolleyes:
DanaC • Mar 11, 2013 4:50 pm
xoxoxoBruce;856480 wrote:


And being the History Channel automatically makes it historically bullshit. :rolleyes:


Ha! It's funny because it's true.
footfootfoot • Mar 11, 2013 10:54 pm
The opening scene has 793 as the date. Yes, it is a soap opera, that's what happens when MGM and the History Channel make the beast with two backs...
jimhelm • Mar 11, 2013 11:27 pm
You shut your whore mouth.


It is not a soap opera.

Fag
footfootfoot • Mar 12, 2013 12:04 am
Is there singing?
Do they advertise soap?

Then I rest my case.
ZenGum • Mar 12, 2013 12:53 am
Soap? In England? Surely you jest...
footfootfoot • Mar 12, 2013 1:30 am
Stop calling me Shirley.
ZenGum • Mar 12, 2013 3:40 am
I called you a jest, too. :p:
xoxoxoBruce • Mar 12, 2013 8:18 am
It's not jest, it's Zest, dummy.
footfootfoot • Mar 12, 2013 8:40 am
Gay Vikings.

I continue to rest my case.
infinite monkey • Mar 12, 2013 9:04 am
Will Erich and Astrid finally meet? Will Gunhild find out about Hilde's pregnancy? Will Leif and Gunnar put aside their differences to save the world?

Find out tomorrow on As the Vikings Turn.
jimhelm • Mar 12, 2013 12:19 pm
footfootfoot;856574 wrote:
Gay Vikings.

I continue to rest my case.


On your gay lovers lap
infinite monkey • Mar 12, 2013 12:30 pm
Needs more motion interpolation to help with judder removal. No self respecting soap opera has that much judder.








Or ignore me. I don't care.
xoxoxoBruce • Mar 12, 2013 6:54 pm
jimhelm;856542 wrote:
You shut your whore mouth.


It is not a soap opera.

Fag

Now now, you don't need fictional heros, you have ancestors to look up to, like Boone Helm.
footfootfoot • Mar 15, 2013 4:26 pm
Just watched episode 3.

All I can say is "I love my gay, dead viking."

Also Ragnar's brother is a tool.
Griff • Mar 16, 2013 11:47 am
Just watched Episode 1. I'm hooked.
footfootfoot • Mar 16, 2013 12:04 pm
"You had me at UHHHNNGH!"
Griff • Mar 16, 2013 1:32 pm
The books are great if you haven't read them yet. Lagertha, is a great female role for exploring what the society was like. In some ways it was pretty progressive. Cornwell did some strong research and had excellent plot development.
Big Sarge • Mar 16, 2013 3:35 pm
I've enjoyed Cornwell's other works too. Have any of you read the trilogy of the Archer's Tale??
Griff • Mar 16, 2013 6:02 pm
Oh yes!
footfootfoot • Mar 26, 2013 11:45 am
Two or three thoughts:
1. I cannot wait any longer for the Earle's squat little toady to have his smug little head cut off.
2. Despite being obviously devious and conniving, the Earle's wife is way hot and you know she is just waiting for the right moment to throw him under the Longship.
3. Who doesn't love Lagertha, the Shieldmaiden?
4. Has anyone else noted that a bunch of Brit actors playing Vikings is somewhat like a bunch of Native American actors playing Custer et al?

How does this show compare to Game of Thrones?
jimhelm • Mar 27, 2013 10:08 am
It's nowhere near as twisting and convoluted. Much smaller setting, simpler, single plot line. Not really in the same league, but still very enjoyable.

I would absolutely wreck the blonde.

The earls wife is a whore. He can't get it up. She will fuck someone and he will kill them both.

That little bald headed, high pitch voiced cock bite will survive the inevitable coup, and live to fuck with Ragnar next season.

I was surprised that Rolo did not betray Ragnar when he had the chance, but I think he will eventually become the main bad guy.

Just my predictions based on nothing
Sundae • Mar 28, 2013 1:55 pm
Eddie Izzard is descended from teh Vikings.

Quelle surprise you think, given his blondy-beardy-yumminess.
Like LJ really, just without the cross-dressing.
But most people who think they have Viking heritage (mostly in the North West) are INcorrect.

But then if you go far back enough, Eddie Izzard's fambly is black as Newgate's knocker. As are we all.
jimhelm • Mar 28, 2013 2:01 pm
Sundae;858630 wrote:
Eddie Izzard is descended from teh Vikings.

Quelle surprise you think, given his blondy-beardy-yumminess.
Like LJ really, just without the cross-dressing.
But most people who think they have Viking heritage (mostly in the North West) are INcorrect.

But then if you go far back enough, Eddie Izzard's fambly is black as Newgate's knocker. As are we all.


OK, maybe I'm being a grammar nazi here....but the way you worded that, you'd think that I was the cross dresser. just to be clear. Eddie Izzard is the cross dresser. NOT LJ. k?

izzard:

Image

LJ:

Image


OK... maybe a Little cross dressing if you count that wig.
Sundae • Mar 28, 2013 2:06 pm
Snicker.
You can be a grammar Nazi as long as you do it on my face...
footfootfoot • Mar 28, 2013 2:10 pm
Fabulous brooch, James!
DanaC • Mar 28, 2013 2:33 pm
Izzard's the cross dresser, yet LJ is the one with girly braids...
DanaC • Mar 28, 2013 2:36 pm
Danelaw was northern and easten England. The People who tend to lay greatest claim to viking bloodlines are in the Northeast rather than the northwest (liverpool as an obvious exception to that).
Sundae • Mar 28, 2013 2:39 pm
North-East
North-East
North-East

I do deserve spanking for that one.
Do I get to chose the spanker though?
DanaC • Mar 28, 2013 2:41 pm
Only if I get to video it and post on youtube
Sundae • Mar 28, 2013 2:52 pm
Filth monkey is what you are.
jimhelm • Apr 10, 2013 2:15 am
jimhelm;858463 wrote:
It's nowhere near as twisting and convoluted. Much smaller setting, simpler, single plot line. Not really in the same league, but still very enjoyable.

I would absolutely wreck the blonde.

The earls wife is a whore. He can't get it up. She will fuck someone and he will kill them both.

That little bald headed, high pitch voiced cock bite will survive the inevitable coup, and live to fuck with Ragnar next season.

I was surprised that Rolo did not betray Ragnar when he had the chance, but I think he will eventually become the main bad guy.

Just my predictions based on nothing


I like being wrong about stuff like this.

Episode 5 was a little weak in the plot development and dialogue areas, but ep. 6 made up for it.

Hail Earl Ragnar!
jimhelm • Apr 23, 2013 2:39 pm
Anyone else notice that the direction of this show is inconsistent? I mean the Direction. Like last week was really well done. the week before was less so. 3 weeks ago was excellent, 4 was poor. are the 2 guys in charge taking turns? because one is clearly better if they are.

My concern is that this next epi is the season finale... and it's the bad one's turn.
footfootfoot • Apr 23, 2013 3:27 pm
That's a short ass season
jimhelm • Apr 23, 2013 3:29 pm
yeah... only 9 episodes. maybe next week will be part one of a 2 part thing
lumberjim • Feb 20, 2015 12:04 am
Season 2 was excellent. The first episode of season 3 aired tonight. Fucking awesome. Awe. Some.
Griff • Feb 20, 2015 7:48 am
Alright!
lumberjim • Mar 19, 2015 11:09 pm
5 episodes in. ... Half way. This show just gets better and better.
lumberjim • Mar 26, 2015 11:05 pm
Apparently, the writers are under the George RR Martin spell. 2 main MAIN characters killed off in successive episodes.
Clodfobble • Mar 27, 2015 8:30 am
Maybe the actors got cancer and died like the lead guy in Spartacus...
lumberjim • Mar 31, 2016 9:49 pm
Last week felt like a transition episode. This week should be intense. Ragnar better snap out of his opioid fog and man up.
lumberjim • Mar 31, 2016 10:01 pm
Bjorn Ironsides is the man now. I see Floki killing Rolo... I love this show.
Griff • Apr 1, 2016 7:55 am
Bjorn is a badass.
xoxoxoBruce • Apr 1, 2016 10:10 am
Naw, LJ is the badass.
lumberjim • Apr 14, 2016 11:20 pm
This is the best show on TV at this point. So glad Torvi killed that little fucker with the crossbow.

Also glad to see that Ragnar is detoxing from the smack. Pretty cool that they took him down that path. You wouldn't expect a show like this to have relevance to current social issues, but I don't think his addiction was itegral to the main plot line, so I assume that they did it to make a statement. I had a man crush on Ragnar, but when he started acting like a junkie, I felt betrayed and disillusioned. Seeing him realize what is at play made me feel hopeful that he would master it and go back to being awesome, but with more humility.

I also liked seeing him comfort Lagertha. Can't wait until that Irish brood mare with the horse teeth gets kicked to the curb.


WaaaaaaaOooooooooo!
xoxoxoBruce • Apr 14, 2016 11:58 pm
They wrote that into the story so they could put all the coke for the director and crew, on the expense forms. :yesnod:
lumberjim • Apr 15, 2016 10:47 pm
The 'medicine' the Chinese woman had him hooked on was wrapped in some kind of leaf. It looked like that Greek food... Something wrapped in grape leaves.
xoxoxoBruce • Apr 15, 2016 11:54 pm
In South America the wrap the coca leaves around a piece of lime(mineral not fruit) or something.
footfootfoot • Apr 16, 2016 1:19 am
The pundits say it is Betel nut.
footfootfoot • Apr 24, 2016 9:10 pm
Alright then, who the fuck wants to be king?
lumberjim • Nov 29, 2016 10:59 pm
New Episode on tomorrow night at 9. History channel.
Griff • Nov 30, 2016 7:05 am
Yes!