Suicide for the pope?

monster • Feb 28, 2013 12:38 pm
just wondering if that is his plan?

bbc wrote:
Benedict XVI leaves the Vatican on his final day as pope, saying he will become "a pilgrim about to start his last journey on this earth".
infinite monkey • Feb 28, 2013 12:42 pm
No way. Catholics believe that suicide sends you straight to hell.
And, is the Pope Catholic?

I've not heard back from my Pope application yet. They probably want someone younger, a real go-getter.
Nirvana • Feb 28, 2013 1:00 pm
yah no red shoes for you! Come back next week! Next! [/Pope Nazi]
monster • Feb 28, 2013 1:17 pm
Someone shoulda told him just to click his heels together and say "there's no place like home"
footfootfoot • Feb 28, 2013 1:20 pm
monster;855043 wrote:
Someone shoulda told him just to click his heels together and say "there's no place like Rome"


;)
toranokaze • Feb 28, 2013 2:47 pm
I think he is dieing and just doesn't want to do it in public.
jimhelm • Feb 28, 2013 3:28 pm
pope on a rope?
ZenGum • Feb 28, 2013 6:11 pm
You know he's retiring to live in a convent full of cute young nuns, right? At 85, he won't last long.

Good thing too, you don't want to die a virgin and go to heaven, 'cause there's all these Muslim terrorists waiting for you with pots of vaseline.
sexobon • Mar 1, 2013 1:20 am
ZenGum;855075 wrote:
You know he's retiring to live in a convent full of cute young nuns, right?

They don't say Peter is the Rock for nothin'.
xoxoxoBruce • Mar 2, 2013 2:54 am
He's half blind, near deaf, has sky high blood pressure and keeps falling out of bed.
Now that he's perfect for the job, he up and quits. Sacre Bleu :smack:
ZenGum • Mar 2, 2013 9:09 am
Pope Berlusconi?