Kill Your Tofu

Kill your tofu.

Please.

Thank you.





http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php?t=28598

I will murder tofu in the name of hobos

There was a song in the 80s by some local Burlington band, entitled "Kill your parents, then we'll talk"

I think it was a Burlington band. Screaming Broccoli? I don't remember.

Guns don't kill tofu. Forks kill tofu.


Use the fork, Lucy.

Keep your fork, there's pie!

My new diet calls for tofu but no pie. :(

What about tofu pie? Is there a prohibition against sweets? I have some amazing tofu recipes, btw

tofu panda

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Yes, I'm not allowed sweets. I've never managed to make tofu taste good, but I guess that'll have to change. Recipes are welcome!

@monster - that tofu panda is amazing

OK. Recipes.

I have a super-sexy one-off comic called Kill Your Boyfriend (Grant Morrison)
Bought for me by my then boyfriend, who owned a comc shop but was definitely not Comic Shop Guy. More like Bill Bailey in Spaced. But thinner.

I keep hoping the world will recognise it for the masterpiece it is, and I can sell it for bajillions of dollars.
But it's good to just own it and get it out every now and then.
Sex and drugs and occasional buggery. Very Withnail.

orthodoc;852250 wrote:

...that tofu panda is amazing

I put it to you that you are either easily amazed...

...or you have been away from real food [SIZE="7"]WAY[/SIZE] too long.


:p:

Sundae;852283 wrote:

I have a super-sexy one-off comic called Kill Your Boyfriend (Grant Morrison)...I keep hoping the world will recognise it for the masterpiece it is, and I can sell it for bajillions of dollars...

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Gravdigr;852417 wrote:

I put it to you that you are either easily amazed...

...or you have been away from real food [SIZE="7"]WAY[/SIZE] too long.


:p:

The latter, of course.

When I try to eat real food it tastes like metal, or something even nastier. I decided to break my diet and try a home-baked chocolate peanut butter cupcake this morning. All the staff were having orgasms over them. So I tasted one and ... let's just say it tasted as bad as peanut butter should taste if you just look at it.

Sigh. No real food for me. :(

Grav - I'm not under any real illusions I am sitting on a goldmine with my comic. I know the real pleasure I get from it will never be financial. It's great though. Maybe nearly even amazing.

And I'm with Ortho re the tofu.
Maybe I need an easily amazed tattoo somewhere to warn people of this capacity :)

$13 - for a comic book?!

Dammitwomanthat'scrazeemunneh!!!

Oh, soz. I thought you were laughing at your sleeve at how cheap my book was :)
Ex bought it at the cover price way back when.
But I do love it.

I'd scan in some frames if I was confident about copyright laws.
Grant Morrison is teh dog's bollocks.