What's just, I don't know, you today?

footfootfoot • Feb 1, 2013 12:44 pm
This is a pretty funny essay on the perils of being single in Vermont.

http://www.vermonter.com/singles-dating-vt.asp
infinite monkey • Feb 27, 2013 3:26 pm
I'll tell you what's just, I don't know, today.

I was in two meetings (4 1/2 hours GAWD) and they make me grumpy.

But anyway, the word on the street is that why we were safely in another building they arrested some dude running around with a gun. Apparently there was some skirmish with the food service court across the hall.

That's nice. I don't like my pretzel. BANG.

No notice to us (in accordance with the Clery Act of 1990)
infinite monkey • Feb 27, 2013 4:58 pm
Rumors are never right.

The gun dude WAS chased through our hallway. I guess he was trying to get away as he was outside robbing people.

As Chris Rock said: go take care of your kids so they ain't tryin' to rob me in five years.

Seriously. :right:
orthodoc • Feb 27, 2013 4:59 pm
That essay is terrifying ... :eek:

Sounds just like western Pennsylvania.
Trilby • Feb 27, 2013 5:04 pm
a gift, utterly unasked for.

Even the sun can't manage such skirts.

If my mouth could marry a hurt like that.

etc.
Sundae • Mar 1, 2013 3:29 pm
e e cummings?

I may be wrong.
But you have to come back to tell me so.
ANSWER YOUR BLOODY PHONE, WOMAN!

Miss you.
Sundae • Mar 1, 2013 3:37 pm
Time is what I thought I had;
A shared life is what I want.

Breakfast in bed
Is less important than humour.

Money is far less important
Than shared intelligence.

I want to love you for your mind
First.
We can work on the wallet together
Later.

I have trust issues.
Sorry.
But you love me.

Love me.
We'll work it out.
infinite monkey • Mar 11, 2013 4:57 pm
I don't know. Sad, tired, beaten.

I still have a job, but I am on corrective action. I think it will all work out though. I'm doing the best I can.

I think I need a good night's sleep.
glatt • Mar 11, 2013 5:44 pm
They always suggest a nice toasty bath to unwind. But I always thought suggesting a bath was kind of offensive.
infinite monkey • Mar 11, 2013 6:24 pm
Today you're not far off. I overslept this morning. Took a whore bath. ;
Gravdigr • Mar 16, 2013 11:53 am
I had 1,070 items in my 'puter's recycle bin.

:(
Gravdigr • Mar 16, 2013 11:55 am
infinite monkey;856484 wrote:
...I am on corrective action...


infinite monkey;856502 wrote:
Took a whore bath.


You sound like one o' them bad girls my mama told me about.

I like them.

:D
footfootfoot • Mar 16, 2013 12:01 pm
Originally Posted by infinite monkey
...I am on corrective action...

Originally Posted by infinite monkey
Took a whore bath.
Gravdigr;857144 wrote:
You sound like one o' them bad girls my mama told me about.

I like them.

:D


henry quirk wrote:
How can I not love her?


You'll have to do better than that, Grav. ;)
Griff • Mar 16, 2013 1:35 pm
Turns out planer blades are sharp.
Undertoad • Mar 16, 2013 1:39 pm
Gravdigr;857142 wrote:
I had 1,070 items in my 'puter's recycle bin.


Imagine how much you helped the environment today!
Griff • Mar 16, 2013 1:45 pm
Ha!
Lamplighter • Mar 16, 2013 2:20 pm
Griff;857159 wrote:
Turns out planer blades are sharp.


... and foam insulation from a pressure can is sicky.
zippyt • Mar 16, 2013 4:01 pm
and foam insulation from a pressure can is sicky

and will squirt farther than you think when you get pissed off and throw a rock at an "EMPTY " can of it
glatt • Mar 16, 2013 4:32 pm
Griff;857159 wrote:
Turns out planer blades are sharp.


At least you can still type. Tell me the planer was turned off?
Griff • Mar 16, 2013 6:01 pm
Yeah, I was just replacing the blades.
footfootfoot • Mar 16, 2013 7:04 pm
yeah, well we're just not sorry about ur finger.