This is a pretty funny essay on the perils of being single in Vermont.
http://www.vermonter.com/singles-dating-vt.aspI'll tell you what's just, I don't know, today.
I was in two meetings (4 1/2 hours GAWD) and they make me grumpy.
But anyway, the word on the street is that why we were safely in another building they arrested some dude running around with a gun. Apparently there was some skirmish with the food service court across the hall.
That's nice. I don't like my pretzel. BANG.
No notice to us (in accordance with the Clery Act of 1990)
Rumors are never right.
The gun dude WAS chased through our hallway. I guess he was trying to get away as he was outside robbing people.
As Chris Rock said: go take care of your kids so they ain't tryin' to rob me in five years.
Seriously. :right:
That essay is terrifying ... :eek:
Sounds just like western Pennsylvania.
a gift, utterly unasked for.
Even the sun can't manage such skirts.
If my mouth could marry a hurt like that.
etc.
e e cummings?
I may be wrong.
But you have to come back to tell me so.
ANSWER YOUR BLOODY PHONE, WOMAN!
Miss you.
Time is what I thought I had;
A shared life is what I want.
Breakfast in bed
Is less important than humour.
Money is far less important
Than shared intelligence.
I want to love you for your mind
First.
We can work on the wallet together
Later.
I have trust issues.
Sorry.
But you love me.
Love me.
We'll work it out.
I don't know. Sad, tired, beaten.
I still have a job, but I am on corrective action. I think it will all work out though. I'm doing the best I can.
I think I need a good night's sleep.
They always suggest a nice toasty bath to unwind. But I always thought suggesting a bath was kind of offensive.
Today you're not far off. I overslept this morning. Took a whore bath. ;
I had 1,070 items in my 'puter's recycle bin.
:(
...I am on corrective action...
Took a whore bath.
You sound like one o' them
bad girls my mama told me about.
I like
them.
:D
Originally Posted by infinite monkey
...I am on corrective action...
Originally Posted by infinite monkey
Took a whore bath.
You sound like one o' them bad girls my mama told me about.
I like them.
:D
How can I not love her?
You'll have to do better than that, Grav. ;)
Turns out planer blades are sharp.
I had 1,070 items in my 'puter's recycle bin.
Imagine how much you helped the environment today!
Turns out planer blades are sharp.
... and foam insulation from a pressure can is sicky.
and foam insulation from a pressure can is sicky
and will squirt farther than you think when you get pissed off and throw a rock at an "EMPTY " can of it
Turns out planer blades are sharp.
At least you can still type. Tell me the planer was turned off?
Yeah, I was just replacing the blades.
yeah, well we're just not sorry about ur finger.