I don't even know where this started but it's very annoying. Time for some grumpy old dwellar alternatives.
Keep Change and Piss Off
Keep Clam and Look For Winkles
Keep Car -I get the house and kids. [COLOR="PaleTurquoise"] (Hope thy repo it)[/COLOR]
Keep Karma Chamelion
...
Keep ...on keeping on?
Key pointing out the dumbshit
Ki, a Ki, a female Ki. puh, a pumpkin pulling plugs....
damn.... lost it.
Keep movin', nothin' to see here.
(and yes, I know where it originally came from, I just don't know why it resurfaced....
Keep it up and see what happens.
Keep Promising and I Might
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.
Keep your eyes on the road and your hands up-on the whee-eel...
Keep your eyes open and your mouth shut.
Keep Chamydia and Carry Condoms
Keep your eyes open and your mouth shut.
Keep your eyes shut and mouth open. If you're lucky, you might get a pearl necklace.....
Keep an open mind and an open wallet.
keep calm, and carry these severed fingers to the kitchen and find some ice.
Keep your distance and cough into the crook of your elbow.
Keep calming ... closer ... closer ... bit more ... aannnd stop!!
Keep Coughing and End Up on a TB Ward.
Keep Trying. You'll Get Piles.
Keep on suckin' that sucka, Sucka.
-- Aunt Esther
Keep it up, and I'll really give you something to cry about.
I don't think they let you keep clams in your carry-on. They have to go in cargo.
You can't tale clams into Australia.
You can't even take a teabag.
But they will show you the map of Tasi if you ask nicely.
♪ ♫Don't give me no lines
And keep your hands to yourself♪ ♫