F!!@@ING Squrrels

The squirrels cut one of power lines to my house, So far I lost 2 phones, 2 circuit breakers, 2 clock radios, Microwave, and a BRD player,But my computer is OK. I hope
Think they'll pay for this stuff. Ha Ha .

I petted one of the flying squirrels in the chicken coop two nights ago. Then I looked up and saw 5 more looking at me...

Griff;845138 wrote:

I petted one of the flying squirrels in the chicken coop two nights ago. Then I looked up and saw 5 more looking at me...

that was a bat. the five other ones were bats, too.

Wait, was I in my belfry?

Well. Ain't that nice! Merry whatever! Update to the crap the furrie little F!@# did. Answering mach, 2 surge protectors, and my damn fridge.

Griff;845143 wrote:

Wait, was I in my belfry?

In the Yankee dugout where being crazy was normal.

busterb;845205 wrote:

Well. Ain't that nice! Merry whatever! Update to the crap the furrie little F!@# did. Answering mach, 2 surge protectors, and my damn fridge.

I am going to execute some gray squirrels because they actually bother the chickens.

Griff;845253 wrote:

I am going to execute some gray squirrels because they actually bother the chickens.

As in eating eggs and chicks?

There was an aggressive squirrel that used to defeat the bird-feeders in our back garden; one morning we looked out and realized he/she was munching on the wing of a dead bird! :eek:

Turns out gray squirrels will happily eat animal matter when it's available, including eggs and nestlings.

They hit the food hard during the day while the chickens are eating. I didn't know they would eat eggs, that's a problem.

What? No NSFW pictures? :p:

Get yourself a good cat:

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orthodoc;845256 wrote:

As in eating eggs and chicks?

There was an aggressive squirrel that used to defeat the bird-feeders in our back garden; one morning we looked out and realized he/she was munching on the wing of a dead bird! :eek:

Turns out gray squirrels will happily eat animal matter when it's available, including eggs and nestlings.

Squirrels are actually omnivores. Fruits and nuts are easiest 'prey' so they primarily eat those, but they'll go after eggs in bird's nests and hatchlings if they figure it's easy enough. That's why birds will pitch a fit about a squirrel near a brooding mom or chicks.

Anybody have a recipe for Tree Rat Stew?

I hear they're good grilled over an open fire. Very tender.

I've had fried squirrel. Better than chicken.

Wrong fan motor for fridge. Still using ice chest. Well! ain't that nice?
+ fedex says my package was delivered and signed for today, by HGriffen, in another town. Wally says I have it. WTF??????

leave teh goddamn squirlls alone!

===God

Trilby;846471 wrote:

leave teh medamn squirlls alone!

===God

FTFY.

Came home tonight after dropping Zing 2 off at school. The headlights picked out a ginormous raccoon in the driveway. If I had a way to bag him, I bet he'd make dinner for six and no one would walk away hungry.

I thought it was traditional in the country to shoot the little bastards off the feeders and power lines with a .22 ... and then post their heads on stakes near where the rest of them are known to congregate. should take care of your problem.

You want to be careful with #$%&ing squirrels. I hear the little #$%&ers will bite your nuts.

After waiting and look for fan motor. New fridge from Sears the 10th. Almost 700 bucks. Damn the ice chest. I dumped all, but beer. JOY JOY!!