Dweller NSFW 2013
Starting a bit early ;)
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I have infra-red vision.
NIIIICE!!!!!
Here's a rare photo -
All of the Cellar women, covered in whipped cream, standing in a snowstorm.:D
You know...some things we just don't joke about, Rich.
I think I know the double-dicked marine in the pic.
You know...some things we just don't joke about, Rich.
Sorry, I didn't realize that you took dairy products so seriously.:cool:
it's the dairy with the flesh that's upsetting him..... new year, new religion....
it's the dairy with the flesh that's upsetting him..... new year, new religion....
Are you sure he's not just lactose intolerant?:D
Are you sure he's not just lactose intolerant?:D
Can't we all just get a long....dick?
;-)
Can't we all just get a long....dick?
;-)
I've always said that I don't mind people calling me Dick as long as they put the word 'Big' in front of it.:D
That's true for both men and women, for entirely different reasons.;)
BTW, note that this is an NSFW photo thread with no actual photos. Of course it's not really 2013 yet.....
Cooking steak this morning! Yum!
Sorry for the size, I'm too high to figure how to make it smaller :(
MTP just mooned us!! Hahaha.....you funny girl. I hope you at least wore an apron when you cooked earlier. :P
Get well tough guy and you can see this in person ;)
Yeah !!! Finnaly some nudity , thanks Moar and Anny !!
Sorry for the size ...
Believe me, this is the perfect size.
A real woman's body is what guys actually want. You are beautiful.
Re: Both of you ladies... For lack of a more sensitive way of explaining this, I want a pair of hips that I can grab onto, and when I press up against you, something hard should meet up with something soft. This is as nature intended.
thank you anony. that's one hell of a reason to get well. but, i know you are a tease....
Ladies you are both beautiful.
MTP we should really see more of you - in a non-perv way.
Yeah, stunning ladypics. Bout time we got a fellah in here tho...
Come on men! Let's see that family allowance! (for the Brits :P)
I'll try to post as soon as I get a zoom lense. I swear it's getting smaller and my balls are growing bigger.
REF anony - She took that down at my deer camp and I know her momma would kill me if she even thought I was going to see that in person.
HeeHee. She doesn't have to know everything I do.
Thank you. Those lines look fresh. Or it's an old picture. Or you live somewhere sunny. Doesn't matter really, just thinking while I fondle. :blush:
Ouch! That looks angry!
Nice knockers though.
I'm sure there's no shortage of dwellars who'd leap at the chance to apply some soothing lotion...
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Wow! Thanks. My hand will be busy for a couple a minutes. Carry on.
not the lotion footfootfoot was talking about spexxvet, despite the fact that your gesture(s) probably did deliver a soothing effect.
Those are very lickable anon.
Most of you have no idea how this illness has affected my body. Here's a picture of my fur shed after brushing my hair on my head and chest. It comes out in clumps and I look like I am molting. Plus, I have grown a huge set of boobs. Quite upsetting and the reason why I wear multiple layers of shirts. I'm going to start a diet and this is being posted to shame myself enough to stay on it and lose 30 pounds.
Sarge, my heartfelt wishes for a better, brighter tomorrow.
:flower: Body image is so much more than people think it is-----it is such a part of who we are. *hugs*
Sarge...just think how envious all those burly boys spending their hard earned dosh on waxing their chests would be! I know it's tough what you're going through, but there's still some people who might wish for some of the side effects.
Re the hair shed. I reckon I've only got half the hair on my head that I had a few months ago thanks to having a baby. I'm still losing it in clumps. In fact it was starting to look so straggly that I got it cut quite a bit shorter to try and mitigate the sparse look I was getting.
thanks for the support. taking prednisone 3xday has been killing me. if i get brave, i'll post a face pic. i'm pretty much bald with some hair whisps and i only have one eyebrow. in other words, i don't have women lining up to go out with me
Shave the wisps (rock the Bruce Willis look) and get a woman to show you how to carefully draw on eyebrows - two-step process and short strokes, not a long line. Youtube has videos for this as for everything ... just a thought. Anything that helps make the person in the mirror more recognizable is a good thing. Trilby's right, body image is important to all of us.
It sounds trite but you are who you are on the inside. The important thing is to get better and the outside will fall back into place. HUGS!
Shave the wisps (rock the Bruce Willis look) and get a woman to show you how to carefully draw on eyebrows - two-step process and short strokes, not a long line. Youtube has videos for this as for everything ... just a thought. Anything that helps make the person in the mirror more recognizable is a good thing. Trilby's right, body image is important to all of us.
stay away from advice from that one girl who made a video of how to curl her hair. Otherwise, you're gonna be fine Sarge. Seriously.
:lol: Yeah, not that girl. I'm thinking of a wonderful British woman who has alopecia totalis (total hair loss due to an autoimmune disorder) who has videos on how to draw on realistic eyebrows.
Or, you could go the whole hog and get some fake stick on ones. I know that sounds yuck, but there are some awesome ones around which are very realistic. Worth looking into if you're feeling pretty low about it Sarge. The bonus is, you might be able to get two uses from one pack since you only need one eyebrow. ;)
LOL. ya'll are too funny. I guess I will shave everything off. Question, why do I still have some eyelashes??
There's no rhyme nor reason. I still have vestiges of eyebrows and some eyelashes, although nothing compared to the glory days. And some hair on my forearms! While everywhere else ... you couldn't pay to get that good a wax. ;)
There's no rhyme nor reason. I still have vestiges of eyebrows and some eyelashes, although nothing compared to the glory days. And some hair on my forearms! While everywhere else ... you couldn't pay to get that good a wax. ;)
Made me blush:blush:
Sorry, tmi!
But there's no logic to what stays or goes. One small thing working in my favor so far ... the hair on my head is starting to grow back! Just baby fuzz so far but definitely there. Nothing else growing back yet, though. No need to shave legs, hooray!
Hmmm, I wonder what size bra I would wear??? I think I have the biggest boobs in the cellar.
What I could never figure was the pics of these cancer patients with lush eyelashes and brows and perfectly shaped bald heads. I lost ALL my hair---every fucking bit. lashes, brows, head, arms, legs, EVERY LAST ONE. I got to wondering: how did those ladies keep their luscious lashes and brows and smile with lipstick on when i was dying on the couch? never did get it.
And their fingernails? My nails are killing me - they're all half-detached and every time I bump one on something it just about sends me through the ceiling. Like having something jabbed under your nail into your nailbed multiple times daily. Band-Aids don't work.
Yeah, these ladies with the lush eyebrows and lashes ... models wearing bald caps, that's what I say. I don't see ANY women like that around the clinic here.
Shave the wisps (rock the Bruce Willis look) and get a woman to show you how to carefully draw on eyebrows - two-step process and short strokes, not a long line. Youtube has videos for this as for everything ... just a thought. Anything that helps make the person in the mirror more recognizable is a good thing. Trilby's right, body image is important to all of us.
You might feel a little silly, but you could try going to the makeup counter at one of the department stores. For women, they often give free makeovers and I bet they would be more than happy to help you figure out eyebrows and such. Especially after you explain the situation (that is if you want to explain it). I know one woman who'd be first in line for you, she's just across the pond, but, if there is one, there are others.
Sarge, that's a harsh side effect.
But a useful one, surely? If I was losing hair from my head by the handful I admit it would affect my sense of worth as a woman. But losing body fur... in a swampy climate... not so bad?
Okay, it probably is.
Fuck all types of illness. Sorry baba.
Re bra size; nothing wrong with a big man having some extra flesh on top.
They're NOT titties and you are still all man.
If'n you want to lose weight then you do it for yourself.
Any woman worth your spit should be looking at the strong, dedicated, decent man you are. If she wants Christian Bale then she should bugger off and try her luck with him.
Thanks ya'll. I was having a little pity party. I'm over it. Now I'm going to work on trying to drop some weight and build up some self esteem.
Incidentally, I'd say 80% of the men I've fancied or had crushes on have been towards the balder end of the spectrum.
A receding hairline or shaved close head is waaaay sexier than a full head of hair.
really????? i think i just look sick and old
I don't think you do. There's a base line strength that comes through. You may feel sick and old, but you don't look it.
Also...accepting that there are degrees of decline, there's something kind of sexy about a strong man softened some by age. It's all very well these young turks (yes I know that's not very pc ;p) waving their dicks about and showing off their mad skillz, but tempered strength and a lived in face are so much more attractive.
Men with higher levels of testosterone go bald sooner. Also, they have bigger testicles. ;)
Vitamin C = sunshine. That will sure brighten the day. :D
I could suck on that orange all day
For Sarge.
Because the damned phone cut off our convo.
Couldn't get a good picture of my whole rack.
Losing weight has sorry side effects when you're 40.
I bet that is one happy little bear. :)
WOW. I'd give anything to swap places with that bear. So beautiful.
But......my boobs are bigger ;)
I bet that is one happy little bear. :)
I agree that is a little bear. A nice picture like that needs MORE bare though. More bare, more bare, bare more!!
:)
Hey, I was the barer of Vitamin C a few posts earlier...
Was that you? Very professional looking paint job. I thought it was from one of those body painting sites.
Good to see you aren't idly frittering away your time. ;)
Well, vanity made me post it upside down, so it looked perky, but yes - that was one of my knockers.
I bought myself a body-paint kit in the January sales. Inspired by a photo book I bought to cheer up Sarge when he was going through a bloody awful time.
Turns out I am rubbish at boob-painting.
But on the occasions that I practice I don't mind sharing.
Idly frittering away my time?
As if ;)
Turns out I am rubbish at boob-painting.
I thought it was quite good.
Might manage an Easter egg or bunny.
It's harder than it looks!
Kind of like dancing with Fred Astaire. Having to do it in heels and backwards presents a whole new challenge. :haha:
Do you work with a mirror, or looking down?
Like foot, I thought the orange was from the interwebs! T'was a nice orange, Sundae. I can't manage art on paper let alone my own boob.
That's not a problem Choco, I'm sure most of the cellar men will be happy to imagine it for you.
Do you work with a mirror, or looking down?
Both...
Backwards and in high heels and feathers!
Oh, thanks for the compliments people.
I don't post for them, and certainly don't fish for them, but I did wonder why I had only two comments previously (although they came from connoisseurs!)
I just assumed my paint job was even worse than
I had judged it.
Bosom painting is tricky, but makes me feel less of an exhibitionist. Or slut.
I shall keep up the practice.
You could have a booth at the Strawberry Festival (June 1 and 2).
Possible names:
The Boob Booth.
Paint Yer Boobs.
Here's Looking at Boob.
How Do You Like
Them Strawboobies?
Why not? They paint faces. They could have an adult booth not visible to children. You could paint penises (what IS the plural of penis?) too!
http://www.gostrawberries.com/I wouldn't want to paint other ladies. They would have to go bare in order not to smudge my artistic creations. Ladies who can bare their boobies in public are smaller and perkier than me, so I hardly want them to have any more advantages.
And no, I don't want to handle strangers' meat & two veg. I quite like the penis & ballsack in general, when I like the man they are attached to. But handling random junk? Nah. And being paid for it? A bridge too far.
Am planning an Easter tit-paint though. For me, in my own house, alone. Oh, and maybe here.
Your fruity tit pic was awesome. Mum thought so too :P
Despite the fact that you two have never met, or even interacted, she really likes you.
OMG that's not a tease that's a reveal!
Blimey, what a beauty.
Pooka you're gorgeous.
Thank you.
lovely Pooka. Mr. Flint is lucky.
Beautiful, nice dress too. :blush:
Someones been watching too many episodes of Mad Men...
Nice pics.
Is that a Himalayan salt lamp? :eek:
JK :blush: You make a fabulous exclimaxtion point Pooka!
Not to forget her biggest fan
Holy crap you a super hot, why are all the cellar women so good looking
Woohoo! Love the tights. (hose?)
We'd say stay-ups (stockings withuut a suspender belt.)
I just noticed the shoes. Are those 6 inch heels? How can you walk on them?
I just noticed the shoes. Are those 6 inch heels? How can you walk on them?
They're not for walking. ;)
My orthopedic surgeon told me not to wear high heels. As long as I'm horizontal, I can wear them ...
They're not for walking. ;)
My orthopedic surgeon told me not to wear high heels. As long as I'm horizontal, I can wear them ...
You are unkind to put those images in my mind.
Je regrette, monsieur ... reflexion faite, non, je ne regrette rien.
c'est toujours la même histoire avec moi...
Those images in my mind AND in French. Have you no shame?
Non, pas du tout ... amuses-toi bien, monsieur.
Hey, get a room... for three.:blush:
God, Pooka, you're drop dead gorgeous you are.
It ain't tricks of the camera or extra-well-chosen shots, either; she's just as gorgeous in person.
Is that a Himalayan salt lamp? :eek:
JK :blush: You make a fabulous exclimaxtion point Pooka!
Definitely a difference between straight men and women here. I went back to the picture for the fourth time trying to figure out what Nirvana was talking about before finally seeing it. So the first thing that Nirvana mentions is the salt lamp and it's literally the last thing I notice. In order:
1) Babe - That would be you, Pooka.
2) Clothes and glasses worn by Babe
3) Weird looking pineapple face thing (pillow?). This shows that WTF sightings are high on the list.
4) Spikes on shoes worn by Babe
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25) Possible Himalayan salt lamp
I swear I can imagine a scene where a woman bursts in on her husband screwing another woman who is wearing nothing but stockings and high heels and immediately saying "OMG, are those Jimmy Choos!?";)
Dear Pooka,
Got dayum!!
Sincerely,
Gravdigr
Really, though. I love the forties, pin-up girl look. There's a carhop at the Sonic that goes w/that look everyday. Red hair, piled on top w/a bandana, pale skin, cherry red lipstick...about seventeen.
That don't stop me from getting an ice cream cone every afternoon, though.
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3) Weird looking pineapple face thing (pillow?). This shows that WTF sightings are high on the list.
:rotflol:
It's the onion god, compare the first pics.
then look at:
http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php?p=760031#post760031
http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php?p=779113#post779113Okay, I obviously missed all the good stuff in 2011.
Is that a Himalayan salt lamp?
It is an amber-colored glass Buddha head, filled with multi-colored "Christmas" lights (ironic, huh?), sitting in the top of an upside-down Djembe.
We do have a salt lamp, though, in the living room. Don't know if it is Himalayan; it is pink-colored salt.
It ain't tricks of the camera or extra-well-chosen shots, either; she's just as gorgeous in person.
Folks, take it from a 3rd party source, here--it's true.
Pooka is elegant, exotic, and seemingly ageless.
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It's the onion god, compare the first pics.
then look at:
http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php?p=760031#post760031
http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php?p=779113#post779113
lol, goddamn you Cellar bastards and your Onion-whatsit thingee.
What is the origin of that creepy thing anyways? I've been accused of spawning it, but I have no idea.
I just noticed the shoes. Are those 6 inch heels? How can you walk on them?
They're not for walking. ;)
Correct, they are not for walking.
The onion thing wasn't Zengum. maybe HLJ? I don't remember, it was from years ago and I once went to the trouble to strip it out of its background and kept that file. I put it in all sorts of cellar photos. There's another one somewhere with Pooka and the onion.
I don't keep things so organized.
I found it! It was Toranokaze:
http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php?p=679090&highlight=onion#post679090
And he had shopped the Onion god into some photos and I just went with it.
http://www.cellar.org/showpost.php?p=793146&postcount=9938
http://www.cellar.org/showpost.php?p=701694&postcount=730Having already complimented Pooks I feel I can write this without sounding jealous.
WHERE ARE THE NEKKID MEN?
Wow! Thank you all. And I didn't show much... I'll leave that to Flint ha ha ha
You are too sweet and also Gorgeousness yourself in real life Clodfobble!
I agree... we got some brave beautiful women... whats up guys!!
Some of us are brave, just not beautiful.
:rotflol:
Good lord, I'd have to pre-mail barf bags and Foster Grants.:rolleyes:
WHERE ARE THE NEKKID MEN?
I don't know...do you think that thing will fit in there?
A. Very nice
B. It is good that the Great Onion God is around.
It'll fit, vaginas have an amazing ability to accommodate. ;)
What's odd to me is that the casing around the door doesn't go all the way to the floor. It looks like they might have torn up an old floor and put down a new one that wasn't as thick. Old houses are always a mystery.
How in hell did you notice that?
Occupational hazard. Actually I'm riffing on the irony meme. I had thought of putting the Onion God in there...
Is "putting the Onion God in there" a new euphemism?
It could be that there was carpet previously then lovely floor boards were discovered, so the carpet came up and the boards were finished and left naked for all the world to see.
Aliantha hit it on the head.
A get-well panda for Sarge.
Even though the ears look like eyebrows.
looks like Panda was cold!
Panda has a Salvador Dali mustache.
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Nice picture MTP.
Sundae, when I first saw your photo the first thing that came to mind was 'Charlie Chaplin'.:)
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Nice rack MTP.
Good on you for sharing joy when things feel a little like they're falling apart.
I'm practising my Panda.
I can improve..
Thanks all.
Sundae, your panda was pretty damn impressive I thought.
Wow!!! There are some really great photos that have been posted recently. I would love to kiss that panda
I love all the boobs. Great.
I'd like to respectfully request some legs. Lovely legs in stockings.
I'd like to respectfully request some legs. Lovely legs in stockings.
I think I'm beginning to understand the whole footfootfoot handle now......
Wow!!! There are some really great photos that have been posted recently. I would love to kiss that panda
Careful. You'll poke your eye out.
Welcome back, ya big ol Sargey thing you!
Good to be back and nothing is a better present than a sexy panda.
Sorry F3, I don't have a pic in stockings, but I do have this one:
Hope you like.
OMG!!!! You are going to put me back in the hospital. MTP, you are quite the hottie..............now where did I put my blood pressure medicine??
Yeah, so someone should probably notify BigV of that last pic :P
Fur lined cuffs? Really?;)
reindeer fur (or caribou as it's known in Manitoba :) )
...as previously worn by Mukluk Annie
Wow ocean that is a very nice foot you got there.
I couldn't sleep so I decided to play dress up.
Wowza! The surgeon general should post a warning on these posts. I love those boots with the red fishnets. MTP. you are so pretty
I couldn't sleep so I decided to play dress up.
Wow! Tell me you were wearing these while we were on Cellar Chat last night and it would make my whole week.:D
You're looking great. I hope your feeling that way, too.
Wow! Tell me you were wearing these while we were on Cellar Chat last night and it would make my whole week.:D
You're looking great. I hope your feeling that way, too.
Yes, I totally was ;)
oh my gosh
Just back from a weekend in the woods. What a return welcome!
Thanks cellar ladies.
Does this body make me look fat?
Does this body make me look fat?
Not one little bit! got any red fish nets? ;)
This thread has withered on the vine. With so many hot gals in the cellar, I wish just one of them would give us a peek
one more try. If a mod would please delete the previous two attempts?
I guess it's not going to work. Someone please remind me how to post a picture from flickr or imgur?
Pam - you sure are looking hot! I managed to see your pics by right clicking on them and opening in a new tab. It takes me to your flickr account. I especially like the first photo of you in white. You look good, girl
You need to use the direct image version of the imgur link, the one that ends in .jpg, not the imgur page view version
Okay. How did I forget that? I must be blonde and not know it!
Gah! It's HUGE!
oh well
enjoy, folks! Make it a poster for your wall or something!
"The dish is so tasty, and the portions are *huge*."
You know, I never noticed before, but my eyelashes are clumpy in those pics. Funny, what extreme magnification brings out.
I still think you look great
I'm sure one of the mods can fix the size in the actual post.
But for those who can't wait, here it is.
Gosh Pam. Gorgeous.
Looking fine, Pam, but not like you're ready to get down & dirty. :haha:
I wish I had skin like Pam!
I can do that for you. Send me a good close up of you.
actually, I can.
Aliantha pre-Pamelized and Aliantha Pamelized
Great job foot!
Looking good Aliantha, both before and after. You and all of the Cellar women from down under are very hot!
Nice skillz. You hunt, you brew beer, you're an awesome dad, and you make women more beautiful than they already were. Or fulfill their fantasies of looking like the magazine covers.
Win, foot3.
Hmmm.....I may need to hire Foot for a job.
Sorry Foot, I assumed it was a joke about certain bodily fluids being good for the skin.
I love your work there.
The secret is airbrushed foundation, high doses of estrogen, daily moisturizing with a good cream and a really good airbrusher to clean up my photos. :)
Yes, I was "cleaned up" a little bit. But yes, my skin is one of my good points.
Plus doing it all under that Texas Sun. :eek:
God, what i wouldn't give for that complexion, Pam!
Maybe we can arrange something Dana...
Maybe every woman needs to be airbrushed at least once in her life ...
Or maybe we need to learn that natural is OK?
Like naturally purple hair?
Men love natural as long as the woman looks like Christie Brinkley. And, she's airbrushed.
The most beautiful woman I've ever seen was in her early 60s, no makeup, slender, some wrinkles in the right places (laugh lines, for example), long brunette hair streaked with gray, and no apologies for what life has wrought. She came to see me for an employment physical and I couldn't get over how wonderful, how perfect she was.
I hope that, when I'm in my 60s, I'll be able to approach her beauty.
Ortho you've got to get off the self pity jag and paint with a finer brush. At least preface your statements with "I know it's just me feeling this way but..."
You aren't the spokesperson for what other people, especially men, find attractive. I like clean scrubbed faces, not heavily made up airbrushed ones.
My retouching of Ali's photo was to make the point that Pam's complection had more than a little help. Personally. I prefer the original Ali pic.
The original ali pic is me 20 yrs ago before age and the australian sun (among other things) had their way with me.
Thanks (in a way) for the trip down memory lane foot. Xx
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My retouching of Ali's photo was to make the point that Pam's complection had more than a little help. Personally. I prefer the original Ali pic.
"more than a little help "
Looks like this
www.upworthy.com/see-why-we-have-an-absolutely-ridiculous-standard-of-beauty-in-just-37-secondsOrtho you've got to get off the self pity jag and paint with a finer brush. At least preface your statements with "I know it's just me feeling this way but..."
You aren't the spokesperson for what other people, especially men, find attractive.
Fair enough. Although I really don't think all women need airbrushing at least once in their lives - that comment was meant tongue in cheek. But I have no right to say what men as a group like or don't like. Yes, I have to get over my personal issues about looking different after cancer and stop generalizing. I'm working on it. Will try harder.
Scha-wing!
The one on the left, that is.
My New Years' eve meal. ;)
One of my regulars. He lives in my building.
A case of 'selfie abuse', I suspect.
(Nothing personal; couldn't resist the obvious pun:))
Good pun, though not a selfie. Maybe instagram of supper? More like documentation of a minion. :haha:
Fishnet bodysuit.
Fuckin' A.
Baby has two. Black one & a white one.
:thumb:
Fishnet bodysuit.
Fuckin' A.
Baby has two. Black one & a white one.
:thumb:
Agreed. Though they are NOT COMPATIBLE with decorations in the first post.
Nah, not a selfie. Sheldon told us it was a meal: pulled pork (with gravy) and a tossed salad is my guess.
Nah, not a selfie. Sheldon told us it was a meal: pulled pork (with gravy) and a tossed salad is my guess.
So you've seen the video? ;)
