Dozens of "black people" have the unmitigated temerity® to vote

footfootfoot • Nov 16, 2012 12:42 pm
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-250_162-57550603/citing-high-number-of-rural-black-voters-maine-gop-chair-suspects-improprieties-at-the-polls/


The GOP now have their collective head so far up their ass they need to open their mouth to see where they are going. Seriously, you cannot make this shit up:

Webster has been the source of some controversy after suggesting in an interview with WCSH-TV this week that "In some parts of rural Maine, there were dozens, dozens of black people who came in and voted on Election Day."

"Everybody has a right to vote, but nobody in [these] towns knows anyone who's black," Webster told WCSH-TV's Don Carrigan. "How did that happen? I don't know. We're going to find out."
infinite monkey • Nov 16, 2012 12:47 pm
"At this point this has become much more drama than I want to deal with," said Webster. "I didn't realize that [Maine] had changed so much that we have to be so politically correct, and I apologize if someone was offended."



Jeebus. If you can't stand the drama keep your mouth out of the kitchen. :headshake

He waited way too long to drink a glass of shut the fuck up.
DanaC • Nov 16, 2012 12:48 pm
It's like they've decided to abandon the honest to popular/ crazy to sane filters entirely.
DanaC • Nov 16, 2012 12:50 pm
infinite monkey;839117 wrote:
Jeebus. If you can't stand the drama keep your mouth out of the kitchen. :headshake

He waited way too long to drink a glass of shut the fuck up.


Ha!

Damn commie heathen liberals, with their political correctness. It's getting to the stage a man can't even burn a cross on his own neighboiurs lawn!
infinite monkey • Nov 16, 2012 12:59 pm
DanaC;839120 wrote:
Ha!

Damn commie heathen liberals, with their political correctness. It's getting to the stage a man can't even burn a cross on his own neighboiurs lawn!


pfft. seriously. And don't even THINK about lynching.
Spexxvet • Nov 16, 2012 1:27 pm
And cause I, and the lily white folks I spend my time with, doooon't know any negroes in these towns, there caaaan't be any negroes in these towns. Just ain't poooossible.
BigV • Nov 16, 2012 2:03 pm
I'm not in Maine so I don't know what It's like on the ground there. it would appear that there are many black people and they voted. the thing is it isn't " political correctness" at the root of this guy's surprise and butthurt. black people, as much as I can speak for black people, don't want to know this guy. who the hell would want a project like him? only other people like him already.

you're a conservative, a republican...go do this for yourself, by yourself. meet some black people. improve yourself.
glatt • Nov 16, 2012 2:29 pm
I grew up in Lewiston, Maine, and there were virtually no blacks. Seriously. In my high school of 2,000, there was one black kid, and he wasn't in my grade, so if I look through my yearbook, there is no sign of him. I didn't even know his name.

But then there was an interesting influx of immigrants from Somalia after the troubles there, and now my home town has a mosque or two and a healthy sized population of blacks. I don't know about rural Maine towns, but when I was a kid, there were no blacks there either. I wouldn't be surprised if that's changed though. People move around.

If this guy has been under a rock for the last 20 years, I can understand his confusion. But he obviously doesn't get out much.

Also in Maine when I was a kid, gays would be beaten up if they were open about it. But now in Maine they can marry. I'm pleased with how Maine is changing.
infinite monkey • Nov 16, 2012 2:42 pm
I don't really have a problem with a few black people voting. I'd even consider a chinaman or two and maybe even an indian (dot not feather.)

But I will not, WILL NOT, stand for block people voting. They're ignorant and they live up to every stereotype that's been aimed at them. I'm tired of it. We're losing America. LOSING, I tell you.


http://madebyjoel.com/2011/12/wood-burned-doll-blocks.html
footfootfoot • Nov 16, 2012 2:48 pm
glatt, would you be a deer and take the extra E out of dozeens? Thanks
Lamplighter • Nov 16, 2012 2:51 pm
That's what the Indians said about Whites, and look where it got them.
infinite monkey • Nov 16, 2012 2:54 pm
Lamplighter;839149 wrote:
That's what the Indians said about Whites, and look where it got them.


Feather not dot?
footfootfoot • Nov 16, 2012 2:55 pm
Well, we're no longer Whitees for starters...
infinite monkey • Nov 16, 2012 2:56 pm
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footfootfoot • Nov 16, 2012 2:59 pm
INfi you may be binder free since 83, but Shawnee's been Bottu free since '63
Lamplighter • Nov 16, 2012 3:04 pm
infinite monkey;839151 wrote:
Feather not dot?


Yes.

And isn't it ironic that now the feathers not dot are taking in scads of $
in whitee-only casinos, and using it to provide free health care for their flocks.
Spexxvet • Nov 16, 2012 3:49 pm
infinite monkey;839143 wrote:
(dot not feather.)


:rotflol::notworthy
Clodfobble • Nov 16, 2012 7:04 pm
I wonder if any literary phrase gets unknowingly used more often than "unmitigated temerity."

The OJ trial was during my junior year in high school, and the prosecution used the phrase in their closing arguments. Since the class was reading "To Kill A Mockingbird" at the time, the teacher made us write an essay on whether we thought the usage was deliberate, and why the reference was appropriate or mismatched. That teacher was totally awesome.
footfootfoot • Nov 16, 2012 7:50 pm
Hence, the ®. I was hoping someone would get the reference which I feel in this case was warranted.

Please tell me you were in college during the OJ trials.
Clodfobble • Nov 16, 2012 8:06 pm
:lol: Sorry, it was high school. Also, my parents started me in school a year early, so really I should have been a sophomore. I'm just a baby.
footfootfoot • Nov 16, 2012 8:41 pm
:facepalm:
Lamplighter • Nov 16, 2012 11:30 pm
footfootfoot;839193 wrote:
Hence, the ®. I was hoping someone would get the reference which I feel in this case was warranted.

<snip>


I Googled the phrase to see how else it has been used, and found this blog from 2008.

Shakesville
Today in Unmitigated Temerity
Posted by Melissa McEwan
Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Sen. Elizabeth Dole (R-NC) proposes renaming an appropriations bill
funding AIDS prevention after recently deceased homobigot Jesse Helms.


Some of the comments were...

That's like the Strom Thurmond Affirmative Action bill, isn't it

For her next act, Dole will introduce the Henry Hyde Freedom of Choice Act.

In other news, David Duke's going to have a mosque named after him in Mississippi.
toranokaze • Nov 17, 2012 7:11 pm
I guess no one knew there were black people in Main.
footfootfoot • Nov 17, 2012 9:25 pm
Thanks Lamp. I love the idea of "Today in unmitigated temerity" full to the brim with win.
infinite monkey • Nov 18, 2012 1:30 pm
Unmitigated gall. Gall.
footfootfoot • Nov 18, 2012 1:54 pm
infinite monkey;839364 wrote:
Unmitigated gall. Gall.


Atticus Finch in To Kill a Mockingbird: wrote:
And so a quiet, respectable, humble [man] who had the unmitigated temerity to ‘feel sorry’ for a white woman has had to put his word against two white people’s.”


or

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infinite monkey • Nov 18, 2012 3:23 pm
Atticus WHO?

I don't even.
SamIam • Nov 18, 2012 4:38 pm
"To Kill a Mocking Bird," i m. Book by Harper Lee and movie starring Gregory Peck as Atticus Finch. Atticus Finch is a lawyer in a small southern town and ends up defending a black man who is actually innocent of any wrong doing. But try to tell that to the town's dog fearing white folk who are longing for a lynching but willing to make do instead with a mockery of a trial just so long as the verdict comes in "guilty."

"To Kill a Mockingbird" is a classic and a great read as well.
infinite monkey • Nov 18, 2012 4:44 pm
Yeah, i know.

Somewhere in these vast pages I've lamented the loss of gregory peck. When he died i called my mom and wailed 'atticus died.'

I was being sarcastical, which i do to hide how dumb i am. ;)

A damn disappointment, really. :lol:
footfootfoot • Nov 18, 2012 4:56 pm
SamIam;839398 wrote:
"To Kill a Mocking Bird," i m. Book by Harper Lee and movie starring Gregory Peck as Atticus Finch. Atticus Finch is a lawyer in a small southern town and ends up defending a black man who is actually innocent of any wrong doing. But try to tell that to the town's dog fearing white folk who are longing for a lynching but willing to make do instead with a mockery of a trial just so long as the verdict comes in "guilty."

"To Kill a Mockingbird" is a classic and a great read as well.

Well, in the town's defense the dog did have rabies. ;)
infinite monkey • Nov 18, 2012 5:12 pm
He had rabies in his chifforobe!
BigV • Nov 18, 2012 7:41 pm
The fellow in the OP is the head of the GOP party in the state of Maine. How clueless can this man be? True, he has apologized, and it seems a real apology, not just I'm sorry if you were hurt --non-apology. Good.

But that he was so removed from reality that he was shocked, shocked I say, by dozens and dozens of black people voting that once out of office as GOP Chairman for Maine that he intended to use his own money to send follow up postcards to the surprise voters and see if and where they were delivered is a public confession of ignorance so vast that it seems irresponsible to have him in a position of influence or authority. Really. You're gonna send post cards to dozens and dozens of voters to track them down? How are you going to know which of the names on the lists of those who voted belong to black people Nancy Drew? Hm? Or are you just going to send postcards to everyone and include a census style questionnaire on the back? Logistically, I don't see how his plan cold work. Politically, I think it's a completely stupid thing to have said.
SamIam • Nov 18, 2012 10:01 pm
Maybe he could just send cards to people with first names like Jayden, Xavier, Zion, Neveah, Makayla, Imani, Isis and other popular African American names as determined by the states of Colorado, Arkansas, and Texas which keep tabs on such things. No doubt Maine should start keeping lists of popular names by ethnicity as well in order to keep an eye on its black voters. :rolleyes:
BigV • Nov 19, 2012 12:27 am
Profile much?

So, do you have a cite for your assertion that there are state managed lists of first names by ethnicity? That seems to be what you're implying. Please correct me if I'm wrong.

***

What the fool in the OP was suggesting was voter fraud. If he believes that, then he should make a real case for it. I've read his apology, and I think it was sincere. I think he spoke rashly, having a shock to his system by the news of Romney's loss. He was experiencing severe withdrawal symptoms when the Republican Kool-Aid turned out to be just water.
Flint • Nov 19, 2012 12:44 am
BigV;839449 wrote:
Profile much?

So, do you have a cite for your assertion that there are state managed lists of first names by ethnicity? That seems to be what you're implying. Please correct me if I'm wrong.
Seems that this is a paraphrase of the statement made at the website you will find on your monitor when you click the link in the post... maybe take it up with them? There is a 'contact us' link, here: http://www.babycenter.com/help-contactus
Trilby • Nov 19, 2012 6:35 am
A black kid named Zion?

Double whammy.
footfootfoot • Nov 19, 2012 10:44 am
C'mon, where's your Rasta Roots daughter? Haile Selassie, the Lion of Zion
SamIam • Nov 19, 2012 12:26 pm
BigV;839449 wrote:
Profile much?

So, do you have a cite for your assertion that there are state managed lists of first names by ethnicity? That seems to be what you're implying. Please correct me if I'm wrong.


I wasnt implying anything. According to the link I provided in my post, not only do those 3 states keep tabs on popular names by ethnicity, New York City does as well. I have no idea why they do this. In the case of Colorado, I consider this to be a waste of tax payer dollars - like why should anyone care?

Lighten up, already.
Cyber Wolf • Nov 19, 2012 2:47 pm
BigV;839449 wrote:
Profile much?
What the fool in the OP was suggesting was voter fraud. If he believes that, then he should make a real case for it. I've read his apology, and I think it was sincere. I think he spoke rashly, having a shock to his system by the news of Romney's loss. He was experiencing severe withdrawal symptoms when the Republican Kool-Aid turned out to be just water.


Considering this guy is a Republican and was rooting for Romney, I wonder how much more a shock to his system it would be when he finds out that not all black people vote Democrat.

It'd be hilarious if he goes on his Fact Finding/Voter Fraud-Exposing mission and found out that a sizable portion of these 'mystery black people' actually voted for Romney. I'll betcha he wouldn't think it's as big a problem as he's trying to make it.
xoxoxoBruce • Nov 20, 2012 2:45 am
If these black people show up by "the hundreds" to vote, don't the election people check to see if they are on the rolls before allowing them to vote? :rolleyes:
footfootfoot • Nov 20, 2012 9:41 am
It was only dozens. Had it been hundreds I'm sure they would have activated the National Guard.:rolleyes::eek:
SamIam • Nov 20, 2012 11:12 pm
infinite monkey;839399 wrote:
Yeah, i know.

Somewhere in these vast pages I've lamented the loss of gregory peck. When he died i called my mom and wailed 'atticus died.'



Gregory Peck was always one of my fav actors as well.

"Mockkingbird" is being shown on AMC tonight. I'd forgotten that the movie was in black and white. And the housekeeper for the Finch family was a black woman named "Calpurnia."

Like the poor, profiling is always with us. ;)
Big Sarge • Nov 21, 2012 12:12 am
I was surprised to see a bunch of women voting. Like they would know anything about politics. They should have stayed home and cooked
BigV • Nov 21, 2012 12:34 am
Romney/Ryan feels your shocked surprise.
footfootfoot • Nov 21, 2012 11:27 am
Big Sarge;839788 wrote:
I was surprised to see a bunch of women voting. Like they would know anything about politics. They should have stayed home and cooked


I know. That whole suffragette thing was a slippery slope.
BigV • Nov 21, 2012 1:16 pm
I vote for more slippery, less suffering.
SamIam • Nov 21, 2012 1:43 pm
footfootfoot;839874 wrote:
I know. That whole suffragette thing was a slippery slope.


Women now hold 90 of the 535 seats in the 112th US Congress and 17 of the 100 seats in the Senate. If I remember correctly, 23% of these women are members of minority groups, and a majority of those voted into the Senate are Democrats.

This is just so wrong. These women should be spending their time looking for back alley abortionists or trying to find a source for the Pill on the black market.

I blame it all on Obama who gave away all that "free stuff" to voters. In the case of women voters, I'm sure many voted Democrat because they were promised the right to make decisions over their own reproductive health.

That aside, Republicans should demand a recount because, as we all know, women lack the spatial ability to operate voting machines.
richlevy • Nov 21, 2012 5:14 pm
BigV;839913 wrote:
I vote for more slippery, less suffering.
In other words...foreplay.:p:
orthodoc • Nov 21, 2012 6:04 pm
richlevy;839978 wrote:
In other words...foreplay.:p:


:lol: He gets it!! :lol:
richlevy • Nov 21, 2012 9:12 pm
orthodoc;839981 wrote:
:lol: He gets it!! :lol:
Of course I do, I'm a Democrat.

Judging by the comments of Messrs. Aiken, Mourdock, et al., someone needs to start a Ladyparts 101 class for at least some Republicans.
xoxoxoBruce • Nov 21, 2012 9:30 pm
Don't let 'em fool ya, those clowns are very familiar with lady parts... very, very familiar.
SamIam • Nov 21, 2012 10:44 pm
Yeah, but I bet they're lousey in bed. :p:
footfootfoot • Nov 21, 2012 10:45 pm
Yeppers. They've got binders full of 'em...
xoxoxoBruce • Nov 21, 2012 10:56 pm
My brother was at work a few days after the election and got a call that a bank was sending him a FAX. So he goes into the town clerk's office and stands by the FAX machine for like 15 minutes. Finally he looks at the little window which says "load paper and push start". OK, take the paper out, put it back in, push start, and the thing prints about 30 pages. Half of them were absentee ballots sent by the county election board after verification. Whoops.
infinite monkey • Nov 22, 2012 8:04 am
SamIam;840029 wrote:
Yeah, but I bet they're lousey in bed. :p:


Oh gawd they totally are!

What?