Free tits to a good home

So I just got some bloodwork back and everything is crescent fresh except my testosterone, or lack thereof. Total is 141 ng/dL and free is 5.4 ng/dL

Normal is somewhere between 240-950 and 9-30.

That might explain, well everything, almost. Hot flashes, boobs, depression, lethargy, no libido, shrinking pecker syndrome, etc. etc.

Seeing Daktari in the a.m. to talk about my options.


I should probably bring a deer leg for Clarence...

eta: Testosternone! haha, I slay me. I'll be here all week. Try the Estrogen

Libido leads to weakness, compromising your principles and treasure in the pursuit of pussy. ;)

I have the exact same issue, only I *like* it!!

Look out folks ,, wez going to have SUPER FOOT !!!!

Titty pics or GTFO!


j/k hope all goes well for you.

i've used the gel and injections. both have negative and positive aspects. currently, i'm back on injections

Sorry man, I hope the doc can make the adjustment.

Sorry, Foot! Let us know what the Doc says. Who knows, maybe this is a path many of us will be following.

I feel your pain dude. Hope things straighten out soon.

I've been thinking that maybe that's [one of] my problem[s].

Yeah me too

infinite monkey;836519 wrote:

I feel your pain dude. Hope things straighten out soon.

:blush:

Unintentional, I swear.

But well done, nevertheless. ;)

As for the free tits, send them my way ...

xoxoxoBruce;836482 wrote:

Libido leads to weakness, compromising your principles and treasure in the pursuit of pussy. ;)

I've had principles and treasure, and I'm too exhausted to miss them.

So, it's more complicated than "It rubs the lotion on its skin." There could be two reasons why my levels are low,
1. My balls are lazy or defective.
2. My pituitary "no spikka Inglis" so my balls; ready, willing, and able, aren't getting the info.

So more bloodwork the other day and an appointment with a urologist. Then we see if it's a toomah or lazy balls. Then we see if it rubs the lotion on its skin.

eta @ Ortho, would you like them now, as an A cup, or do you want to wait and see if they get bigger?

Oh, let's wait and see ...

but on second thought I wouldn't wish that on you, so I'll get them elsewhere. ;) Hope things get sorted out and work out for the best ...

Been riding that bike a lot?

orthodoc;836925 wrote:

but on second thought I wouldn't wish that on you, so I'll get them elsewhere.

DIBS. i could use a head-start.

I see your free tits, and raise you four tits.

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ZenGum;836972 wrote:

I see your free tits, and raise you four tits.

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That's, like, eight in the bush.
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Haggard: [Looking at Clive's novel] What is this, nerd porn?
Graeme Willy: Oh, no, that's Clive's...
Clive Gollings: It's my novel.
Haggard: [Looking at an alien on the cover] Ha! Three tits!
O'Reilly: That's awesome. You guys should have given her four tits.
Graeme Willy: [Looking disgusted] That's just sick.
O'Reilly: I was just sayin'...

So I've been on androgel 1% for almost a month now. I can definitely feel more energetic and "Let's do this!" lately. Sleep is going well and I've actually fallen asleep w/o the trazodone a few times. It's made long work days of physical labor possible AND not devastating. Today I helped my friend tear down his 100 year old barn that was storm damaged during Sandy (don't look now, but the orb is rising behind you. I said not to look.) and after tearing the roof off the sucka

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I told my buddy that I think I need to up my dosage. I feel better but I really want to feel like I am king of the world. King AND Pope. I see the pee pee doc in a month and I'll see what he thinks about me being king and pope.

Downside is that I've been crazy frisky lately. The upside of the whole thing was that the negative libido allowed me to see that my relationship had been dead in the water for a long time. Once I was no longer interested in Chucha my eyes were opened to what was really going on. As they say you can't un-see what you have seen so, despite my insane friskiness, I will never go back to that particular well of sorrow.

The sucka from off of which the roof was torn:

footfootfoot;836980 wrote:

That's, like, eight in the bush.

FlexibleLezzerFest?

I'm not sure it's accurate to say "the roof was torn off".

Looks more like a bloody big tree karate-chopped it. But I'm no engineer or anything.

No, WE tore the roof off the sucka. Pics later.

So happy to see you feeling better F3 hormone fluctuations suk. I hope the SS gift did not wear you out :blush: I have only just stumbled upon this thread... :o