The straight A - student with overdue essay on bottom, lecherous lecturer on top.
The interobang?! - sleeping with someone to get them off guard so you can ask them difficult questions.
The southern cross - developed specially for the back seat of a Monaro*.
*Aussie hoon car.
Oh come on, people!
(Yes, that sentence has a comma in it!)
The Electoral College - 540 dicks screwing 300,000,000 people, no lube.
The Hindenberg - enormous erection deflates catastrophically just before reaching home base. See "Oh the spewmanity!"
The Storm Surge - freak waves gush into her battery tunnel. (Too soon? That's what she said!)
Sexual position, like Sex Czar? Sorry our bureaucracy is too bloated for such.
The Military Position: like the missionary position only with guns and violence.
34.5: You're all alone and very bendy.
Starfuck (or, a Breve Bravo): Having sex in a venti cup of overpriced coffee while a third person pours steaming half and half over you.
I tried Zen. Can't say I didn't try.
Trysex: when you realize you are, in effect, just masturbating yourself.
Triple toe loop double axel with a swirl at the end.
I call it the Ice Creem Dream
The Candidates' debate: two guys doing things with their tongues that no-one can believe.
The stock market: up-down-up-down-up-down-up-down-up-down-up-down... and a little bit sideways.
The apple maps: You want me to put it WHERE?
I think Ibby's Gay Mormons win.
They have bicycle helmets and everything. Hard to beat that.
As a side note, I am so disappointed that the "Book of Mormon" touring show isn't coming anywhere near Texas.
The Administration - just a hard, dry ass-fucking, and a slap in the face.
When you will only have sex, and lots of it, with illogical truth-twisting wannabe conservative shills...you are a Sex Adak.
Panda bangs are becoming popular in Asia. So here's a pic
Will she let them go bearback?
Afterwards, does she eat a bearclaw?
Am I making bearly any sense with these puns?
All this and more on the next episode of 'SOAP'...
...All this and more on the next episode of 'SOAP'...
Wow, that goes back a ways...kinda told on yerself there CG.:blush:
