Life's Lessons
Always wear clothes when jump starting a car:right:
The wet bird never flies at night.
^ what the
In Philly they will ticket you for being parked and not having an up-to-date inspection sticker. Fuckers
^ A old primary saying derrived from biblical scripture referring to the cosmic unbalance experienced by both humans and birds in an aura of wetness. The shared self interprentence is lost by the swelling darkness of night, and an uncontrolable urge of wisdom not to fly till dawn arrives.
pssssst...the blue dog flies at midnight.
The wet bird never flies at night.
From a Jackie Vernon comedy routine.
Always wear clothes when jump starting a car:right:
based upon what i observed when a wet person lets the jumper cables hit their leg
Your gut told you the truth 2 months ago.
Don't sleep in the subway.
when exerting force on a wrench, imagine where your knuckles will be a tenth of a second after the bolt wrings off.
protip--do this before the bolt wrings off.
Never bang the wrench with a hammer.
Get a longer wrench. Get a big long tube and slide it over the end of the wrench to extend the leverage.
No sudden jolts. Steady, even force is what does the job.
Never bang the wrench with a hammer.
Get a longer wrench. Get a big long tube and slide it over the end of the wrench to extend the leverage.
cheater.
No sudden jolts. Steady, even force is what does the job.
spoken like a true impact wrench virgin.
:p:
Impact is more effective and safer than more strain.
Um . . . don't fry bacon when you're naked?
Impact can mess up the ratcheting mechanism in the wrench. But it's OK. Just smack the wrench from a few different angles and it will loosen up and turn again.
If it has a ratcheting mechanism it's not a wrench, it's some kind of ratchet.:p:
Never use the ratchet drive as a hammer. Unless you like buying new ratchet drives.
Better to buy a hammer. They're cheaper than ratchet drives.
and rocks are cheaper than hammers... Sometimes you have to go to war with the ratchet you have instead of the ratchet you wish you had.
If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything begins to resemble a nail.
Didn't someone here say something about not shoving things up your ass unless they have a part that is too wide to go in?
I did and I called it a rule of thumb
and nobody got it
how do you know no one got it?
I almost did a LOL part deux smilie.
I can't find the post. if you could link it, I'll rectify the situation
You made thumbody get a heart on.
I did and I called it a rule of thumb
and nobody got it
lots of people got it, many commented with similarly droll humor.
nobody said LOL
JuancoRocks did actually "lol" but he was speaking smiley when he did it.
I can't find the post. if you could link it, I'll rectify the situation
Here ya go:
Never put anything in your butt that doesn't have a base, or at least some sector of it that won't fit.
a recent q&a with an emergency room doc reminds us of this important rule of thumb. so to speak.
and you were quoted by:
like shoulders?
and
That might be tough for some people. Their whole person being an asshole.
and
(cough)
and
Undertoad .......rule of thumb.......
:lol:
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and this was the post that launched a [strike]thousand[/strike] dozen or so replies
Now where did I leave those keys.....--snip--
people just don't like me or my sense of humor
Don't fret. It's not your humor. It's a personal thing
You made thumbody get a heart on.
people just don't like me or my sense of humor
I feel your pain. I got orphaned on this.
people just don't like me or my sense of humor
I think its more your beady eyes and evil aura.
Who? Me or UT? I'll admit to the evil aura but me eyes ain't beady.:rollanim:
They are crazy, though. Yes, I have Crazy Eyes®
They scare me!!!! But, most of the women of the cellar scare me too.
Who? Me or UT? I'll admit to the evil aura but me eyes ain't beady.:rollanim:
They are crazy, though. Yes, I have Crazy Eyes®
UT of course. that's why I quoted his post...
you though? we're just out to get you. thats all.
Oh i know. I was just messin'
:)