Invent a sexuality!

Metrosexual ... heteroflexual ...

I'll have to come out as hetero-unsuccessful. Or maybe azzuro-lunar-sexual.

well i guess i would be a "pandaphiliac".

The old joke goes I'm trisexual. I'll try anything




but I'm not

If things get much worse I may become buysexual.

I'm an autonecrophiliac. I'm always fucking myself dead.

I'm a comosexual. I only get turned on if Perry Como records are playing.

My friend is a promosexual and only gets turned by infomercials.

Phonosexual. I wrote a song about it; You turn me on I'm a radio...

Mofosexual: only has sex with complete jerks.

Spexxuality: self-explanatory. ;)

infinite monkey;835251 wrote:

Spexxuality: self-explanatory. ;)

:blush:

ZenGum;835192 wrote:

If things get much worse I may become buysexual.

:thumb2:

already invented: technosexual (long, an interesting read)

lumberphelia


all da ladies gotz it.

ZenGum;835192 wrote:

If things get much worse I may become buysexual.

+ dirty old mansexual

[stolen joke]

So, if three people have sex it's a threesome.

If two people have sex it's a twosome.

So why did that girl just say "Hello, handsome!"?

jimhelm;835391 wrote:

lumberphelia


all da ladies gotz it.

Not Lumberfeelya?

perplexuality: wondering why it's been so goddammed long since you've had any!

Lol

Ambisextrous.

No longer caring whether you're getting any or not.

no, that's being equally handsome on each side.

donaldtrump

ZenGum;835603 wrote:

Ambisextrous.

No longer caring whether you're getting any or not.

nor knowing whether you are coming or going.

footfootfoot;835839 wrote:

nor knowing whether you are coming or going.

[skirting danger zone]

Pedepedepedephilia: Love of a certain smart-alec dwellar.

[/sdz]

Nicely navigated, Mr. Christian.

chillosexual--where ya don't sweat the petty things, and you do pet the sweaty things.

ZenGum;835901 wrote:

[skirting danger zone]

Pedepedepedephilia: Love of a certain smart-alec dwellar.

[/sdz]

no..... that's sex with 3 kids.

you want podpodpodophelia. it's right here on the next shelf. next to the lotion.

how about blueballochism. that's people who like getting all worked up and horny and heavy petting and dry humping... and then stopping suddenly to enjoy the pain in their throbbing junk as it goes back to it's original turgidity.

:lol:s at your funnies.

Snowmosexual.

As illustrated here:

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CantGetNoBetterosexual: A below-average person who will settle for a below-average partner.

Psychosexual: Crazy eyes means crazy in the sack, too.