Family Mottos and Coats of Arms

footfootfoot was talking about his family motto in another thread and I thought it would be fun to have a thread that we could make up our own family mottos and accompanying coat of arms.

My family motto would be "Why didn't you get an A?" when I was a high school lass but now it's more likely to be "Don't let mom just collapse like that and go about your business-call 911!"

Our coat of arms would have a cat scan pic of a death-sentence blood clot, a bottle of scotch and the letters OCD on it's crest.

How 'bout yours?

My family motto would be:

Hahahahahaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Our Coat of Arms would be Laughos and Pathos only the Pathos should be really small and pale in comparison to Laughos.

sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc
we gladly feast on those who would subdue us

On a field of vermilion, a disembodied head... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'....

I've always admired your movie savvy, c.g.

And I thank you, Trilby.