Beest vs Washing machine

monster • Oct 11, 2012 1:28 am
Beest is Teh Awesome.
We flip the bird at Sears 'coz
He fixed the washer

again.


Fucker (Washer, not Beest) better not truly die........ :eek:

I think we need a Beest Jesus statue, raising a household appliance from the dead. In a pond.
Trilby • Oct 11, 2012 6:24 am
I know just the place for that statue...
Trilby • Oct 11, 2012 6:32 am
have you seen the new statue? If it's possible it's even more hideous than the old one but less disconcerting as he's not coming up out of the water like the Creature from the Black Lagoon. They made him pretty thick-waisted, too. He looks pre-diabetic.
monster • Oct 11, 2012 7:46 am
Yeah, Infi posted it somewhere.... He does look a little chunky -like he got married on the quiet and his wife makes a mean hotpot.
infinite monkey • Oct 11, 2012 8:30 am
Yes, Jaunty Hip Jesus, here (complete with Jebus Film Strip):

http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php?t=14055&page=566
infinite monkey • Oct 11, 2012 8:55 am
Beest needs a spandex suit..with a big W on the front. And a cape.
monster • Oct 11, 2012 10:55 am
I just bought him a pale pink t-shirt with an eagle a swimmer and a big H on it. Does that work?
infinite monkey • Oct 11, 2012 10:57 am
Sure, he can be a Thuperhero (not that there's anything wrong with that.)
BigV • Oct 11, 2012 11:58 am
Congratulations Beest!

All hail the conquering handyman!
glatt • Oct 11, 2012 12:04 pm
I love it when people fix stuff.
jimhelm • Oct 11, 2012 12:57 pm
what was wrong with it?

I replaced the clutch in our washer once. I was pretty phucken proud of that , myownself.
BigV • Oct 11, 2012 1:01 pm
wtg jim!
infinite monkey • Oct 11, 2012 1:06 pm
monster, can I get beest on loan? I need my dryer fixed. And my floor. And my sink. And my furnace. And one spot on my roof.

Can I huh can I?
monster • Oct 11, 2012 7:10 pm
if you can afford his paintball bill