Political Jokes

ZenGum • Oct 4, 2012 12:40 am
To prevent the regular "Humor ... I Need Humor" thread from becoming clogged up with arguments about whether political jokes are funny/biased/offensive/anattckonthedemocraticprocessitself/etc, please post your politically loaded humor here.

This thread is declared a 100% free fire zone for political bullshit. You are free to fire your political bullshit, but so is everyone else.
JBKlyde • Oct 4, 2012 2:30 pm
I don't know but I've been told escamo punanny's mighty cold.

and that's a jab at the former don't ask don't tell policy...
Gravdigr • Oct 4, 2012 3:00 pm
Escamo?:sweat:



Eskimo.

:D
Adak • Oct 4, 2012 7:37 pm
The Wit of Ronald Reagan:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QhdjzrvKRM

Truman was from Missouri, and was VERY plain spoken. Bess was his wife.
Adak • Oct 4, 2012 7:53 pm
All about Zombies, and ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkmS6JrWSPU&NR=1
ZenGum • Oct 8, 2012 12:06 am
[SIZE="4"]No child left behind![/SIZE]

[SIZE="6"]Kony 2012[/SIZE]
footfootfoot • Oct 8, 2012 7:59 am
Any room in that handbasket of yours for someone who laughed at that joke?
Rhianne • Oct 11, 2012 6:16 pm
Please excuse me if this has been posted elsewhere: go to Google Images and enter 'completely wrong'.
piercehawkeye45 • Oct 12, 2012 12:03 am
A conservative, moderate, and liberal walk into a bar. The bartender says, "hey Mitt".
infinite monkey • Oct 12, 2012 10:39 am
piercehawkeye45;833909 wrote:
A conservative, moderate, and liberal walk into a bar. The bartender says, "hey Mitt".


:lol:
Gravdigr • Oct 12, 2012 2:57 pm
Rhianne;833861 wrote:
Please excuse me if this has been posted elsewhere: go to Google Images and enter 'completely wrong'.


[SIZE="1"]Hee.[/SIZE]
piercehawkeye45 • Oct 16, 2012 12:18 pm
For a detailed explanation of how the Romney-Ryan tax plan is able to cut taxes by $5 trillion without raising taxes on the middle class or exploding the deficit, simply go to the link.

http://www.romneytaxplan.com/


It is a legit link BTW.
glatt • Oct 16, 2012 12:30 pm
That's outstanding!
infinite monkey • Oct 16, 2012 12:31 pm
It certainly is legit, and it explains a LOT! Thanks!
Stormieweather • Oct 16, 2012 12:38 pm
I posted that on my facebook and someone called it a "hate ad". :eyebrow:
infinite monkey • Oct 16, 2012 12:50 pm
I can't even GO to facebook because hearing my extended family and their Rah Rah Romney crap makes me sad...and they're women, to boot...I just don't go.

Facebook has become just one more way for me to feel inadequate! Updates like "here's the latest picture of my solid gold baby!" and "I have been elected the smartest person who ever lived and I'm as beautiful as Cleopatra" and "I worked for 672 hours on my lawn and it's being featured in 5 Star Gardens...they're calling it the next Hanging Gardens of Babylon" etc and so on.

It all just makes me so very tired. ;)
Gravdigr • Oct 16, 2012 12:51 pm
Loved it.
Lamplighter • Oct 11, 2013 1:47 pm
I know gloating is a sin, and can come back to bite in a sensitive place,
but last night over beers, two sinners had their way with a famous cartoon...
.
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DanaC • Oct 12, 2013 6:42 am
hahahahahahahaha.

Aheh.
Lamplighter • Oct 18, 2013 12:32 pm
My sense of humor/sarcasm/ridicule is returning after resolution of our government shutdown.

I previously posted a link to how Senators and Representatives voted on any given Bill.
Today I found it also links to their legislative history, and a correlation of "leadership" and "ideology".

Now for my humor/sarcasm ...
The lowest outlier below is the Senator from Arizona:

[ATTACH]45715[/ATTACH]

If I were going into politics, I think I would change my name.
DanaC • Feb 21, 2014 9:19 am
from an audience member on Question Time:

A banker, a Daily Mail reader and a single mum are given a pack of 12 digestive biscuits. The banker takes eleven and says to the Daily Mail reader "You wanna watch out for 'Her', she's trying to steal your biscuit".
Sundae • Feb 22, 2014 9:06 am
Except the single mum is a recent divorcee, reads the Daily Mail too and posts on Mumsnet, so her only concern is about the nationality of the young lady who brought the biscuits in, and whether she was flirting with the banker :lol:
Happy Monkey • Jun 22, 2016 11:40 am
House Committee Demands Obama Commit
An Impeachable Offense
(WASHINGTON D.C.)---As time rapidly runs out on the two-term presidency of Barack Obama, the House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform will hold hearings today to grill administration officials about the lack of exploitable scandals originating in the White House, sources say.
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