Screw food...

...gimme coffee and cigarettes.

I thought screw food was oysters and ginseng. What have I been missing out on?

HA!

I thought screw food was microwave burritos and Wild Turkey?

Scratch that...I think pot, Wild Turkey, then Waffle House...now that's screw food!

So I was having a party, and decided to make it a theme party, and sent out the invitations to say it was a "mood party". Guests were to come dressed as some kind of mood.

So all was going well until two of my Pakistani* friends turned up. They were both naked. One was holding a bowl of custard so that his dick drooped into it, and the other had made a hole in a pear and put his dick through it.

"What the hell moods are you two?" I asked.

"I am deep in despair" said one.

"Yeah, and I am fucking disgusted"


* The accent is necessary for the joke. It could have been Indian, but this joke was originally told to me by a Pakistani.

So sorry, I thought you said, "Goats."

Would've worked with Jamaicans too.
Although I suspect one if them would've been fucking dis beercan.

I'm not sure that's a mood.

[COLOR="Gray"]And I know exactly to which arrow of desire your signature line refers, and what you intend to do with it when it is brought. [/COLOR]

The mood would have been longing. So there.

[COLOR="Gray"]If you do know what I am referring to in my sig, you will know it's not actually Arrow I desire :yum:
I suspect you have it right though. Being a smart chap and me being relentlessly predictable.[/COLOR]

ZenGum;832958 wrote:

So I was having a party, and decided to make it a theme party, and sent out the invitations to say it was a "mood party". Guests were to come dressed as some kind of mood.

So all was going well until two of my Pakistani* friends turned up. They were both naked. One was holding a bowl of custard so that his dick drooped into it, and the other had made a hole in a pear and put his dick through it.

"What the hell moods are you two?" I asked.

"Yeah, and I am fucking disgusted"

"I am deep in despair" said one.


* The accent is necessary for the joke. It could have been Indian, but this joke was originally told to me by a Pakistani.

FTFY.

yeesh.

BigV;833432 wrote:

FTFY.

yeesh.

Huh?

Originally Posted by ZenGum
So I was having a party, and decided to make it a theme party, and sent out the invitations to say it was a "mood party". Guests were to come dressed as some kind of mood.

So all was going well until two of my Pakistani* friends turned up. They were both naked. One was holding a bowl of custard so that his dick drooped into it, and the other had made a hole in a pear and put his dick through it.

"What the hell moods are you two?" I asked.

"Yeah, and I am fucking disgusted"

"I am deep in despair" said one.


* The accent is necessary for the joke. It could have been Indian, but this joke was originally told to me by a Pakistani.

Goddamn lousy rain!