Worldwide bacon shortage is unavoidable!

chrisinhouston • Sep 26, 2012 11:44 pm
"The horror, the horror!"

http://m.cbsnews.com/storysynopsis.rbml?pageType=world&url=http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-202_162-57519703/global-bacon-shortage-unavoidable-group-says/&catid=57519703
footfootfoot • Sep 26, 2012 11:46 pm
Ironically, we are faced with a feral pig invasion over here.
Trilby • Sep 27, 2012 7:09 am
Sheldon mentioned on facebook that this is one of the Mayan End-of-Times prophecies.
xoxoxoBruce • Sep 28, 2012 4:47 am
I got connections. :p:
jimhelm • Sep 28, 2012 12:52 pm
There is no Bacon. There is only Zuul.
ZenGum • Sep 28, 2012 7:19 pm
I blame Al-Qaeda!
xoxoxoBruce • Sep 29, 2012 3:04 pm
No problem...
tw • Sep 30, 2012 11:09 am
footfootfoot;831969 wrote:
Ironically, we are faced with a federal pig invasion over here.
Great. More bridges to nowhere.
ZenGum • Sep 30, 2012 7:35 pm
Federal Pigs? where do you think Pork Barreling came from? :p:
tw • Sep 30, 2012 8:11 pm
ZenGum;832387 wrote:
where do you think Pork Barreling came from?

Congress. It takes a pig to know a pig.

When was the last time you saw a pig wearing only a barrel? Only the poorest pigs do that. So who really is pork barreled?
xoxoxoBruce • Sep 30, 2012 10:22 pm
Since all these articles and "reality" TV shows, about zillions of feral hogs rooting up the south/southwest, looks to me like there's a fortune on the hoof out there.
Maybe even a new show... Hog, the bacon hunter.
tw • Oct 1, 2012 4:17 pm
xoxoxoBruce;832421 wrote:
Maybe even a new show... Hog, the bacon hunter.
Why so much hate of pigs. Everyone knows white meat is better. The KKK said so.
infinite monkey • Oct 1, 2012 4:47 pm
I read there won't be a bacon shortage. Bacon will cost more, sure, but we're not going to be waiting in bacon lines as if it's the 70s and we need a tank of gas.

No worrys, baconites. You'll just need to save up a bit more.