Alphabet: Euphemisms

This might almost need to be in Creative Expression. Running from A to Z, we need Euphemisms that start with each letter of the alphabet. But.... each euphemism must fall into the one-word category pre-selected by the previous poster. They don't have to be well known, in fact you can just make 'em up :) Or you can be cliche. For those that like an extra challenge, why not make the category you set start with the same letter as your answer? It's not cricket to set an "impossible" category, but this is the cellar, so if you must be a spoilsport....... we'll be sure to rise to the occasion (or sink to it...). :D

Example:

Dwellar1: A sandwich short of a picnic. Next Category: GONADS
Dwellar2: Bollocks. Next Category: PETS
Dwellar3: Can-Opener Detectives. Next Category: CHILDREN


aside....

Here's an interesting page I found whilst looking for new and creative euphemisms.......
http://www.esquire.com/features/funny-slang-language-dictionary/funny-euphemisms-list-1109


OK, I'll start

Ankle-biter.

Next Category: ARMPITS

Detroit

next category: BATHROOM

Trilby;829493 wrote:

Detroit

next category: BATHROOM

Detroit not begin with B. Even Detroit schoolkids know that

Uh...let's try that again.

Armpits = Blooming Onions (made up:p:)

Next category: Babies

Is that more better? This could get interesting.

Baby = Curtain climber next category: coughing

Coughing = death-rattling

next category: Detroit

Detroit = Engine city

next: Elephant

Elephant = Fuller Figured Firehose
next: Fantastic

Fantastic = Gobstopper
next: Hostage

Hostage: Hotel California guest. Next: Hell

hell: Infinite inferno

Next: independence

Independance: Just me

Next: Juggling

Juggling: kollateral damage

Next category: Koyaanisqatsi

Koyaanisqatsi: Life Out Of Balance

next: Lover