Who is Starring Slutpuppet?

Spexxvet • Sep 5, 2012 6:13 pm
I think it's a sock puppet, but who is it? Jim? Sarge?

Who do you think?
glatt • Sep 5, 2012 6:24 pm
I know, because I checked the IP to make sure it wasn't Pam.

There's a big clue in one of the posts.
Big Sarge • Sep 5, 2012 6:44 pm
I can't claim credit for this one
DanaC • Sep 5, 2012 6:45 pm
I'm always really shit at working out whose sockpuppet it is.
limey • Sep 5, 2012 7:03 pm
What's a sockpuppet?
Spexxvet • Sep 5, 2012 7:23 pm
Big Sarge;828617 wrote:
I can't claim credit for this one


You reeeeaaally pissed off Grav last time. Good times ..... good times.
infinite monkey • Sep 5, 2012 7:27 pm
Jim loves him some sockpuppets, but it seems sorta footish in tone, but I can see morethan coming up with slutpuppy...

Imma guess monster.
monster • Sep 5, 2012 7:35 pm
Brianna
BigV • Sep 5, 2012 8:53 pm
that's another vote for monster here.
footfootfoot • Sep 5, 2012 9:31 pm
Yeah, I'm way too lazy to make a new gmail acct just to make a sock puppy.

If I did, it would be Startling Enema. Fer Shur.
infinite monkey • Sep 5, 2012 9:35 pm
Strangling pathetic pam
So good lookin' but it looks like some spam

Name that tune OR

Yftp
sexobon • Sep 5, 2012 11:03 pm
It's TheMercenary ... [COLOR="White"]NOT!



It's Clod.[/COLOR]
Trilby • Sep 6, 2012 7:26 am
It's Infini
infinite monkey • Sep 6, 2012 9:18 am
Nopers!
jimhelm • Sep 6, 2012 9:25 am
Twernt me
jimhelm • Sep 6, 2012 9:27 am
footfootfoot;828663 wrote:
Yeah, I'm way too lazy to make a new gmail acct just to make a sock puppy.

If I did, it would be Startling Enema. Fer Shur.


I have 1100 email addresses available that can be set up to simply forward to your main account. Just send me an email with your desired name and whether you want it at jimhelm.net or .org.
footfootfoot • Sep 6, 2012 9:52 am
I vote Nirvana.

ps thanks, Jim.
infinite monkey • Sep 6, 2012 10:00 am
Do you want it at jimhelm.org? That sounds dirty.

'vana might be right...but I'm missing the 'clue' glatt mentioned.
glatt • Sep 6, 2012 10:29 am
Actually, never mind. I was confused. There's no clue. I thought there was a clue, but I was clueless.
anonymous • Sep 6, 2012 10:40 am
Well, that explains it. I was going nuts trying to figure out how I'd left my finger prints on the murder weapon. Turns out I didn't. But I must come clean to teh Cellar, and I am indeed Starring Slutpuppet. I tried to make her as disgusting as possible and I seem to have succeeded, so I am retiring her to the old sockpuppet's home while I'm still ahead (or behind, as the case may be). Although she might come out and spar a few rounds with Pam or her friends should one of them reappear. :rolleyes:
infinite monkey • Sep 6, 2012 10:45 am
Oh no, if we guessed you gotta fess up.

It's in the rules!

:rtfm:
Lamplighter • Sep 6, 2012 10:46 am
IM, it's time to fess up - it's you ~ !
infinite monkey • Sep 6, 2012 10:48 am
It snot!
infinite monkey • Sep 6, 2012 11:25 am
Right, shitpuppy, let me take the rap. :right:
anonymous • Sep 6, 2012 12:56 pm
You're tough, IM. You can take it! :D But since I am in a benevolent mood today, I will inform all and sundry that IM is NOT Starring Slutpuppet.

I don't know where you found those rules, the Cellar breaks rules, it doesn't make them. Homesome ever, should anyone other than Glatt guess my correct idenity, I will step up and take it on the chin like a girl. (hint) So far no one has been even close.
infinite monkey • Sep 6, 2012 12:58 pm
Yeah, I can take it. ;)

What's really funny, is I could be writing back and forth to myself. :lol:

But I'm not!
Gravdigr • Sep 6, 2012 1:05 pm
Is that you Sundae?
infinite monkey • Sep 6, 2012 1:09 pm
It's GRAV!
Gravdigr • Sep 6, 2012 1:26 pm
Uhhhh-no.

I have no sockpuppies.
footfootfoot • Sep 6, 2012 1:58 pm
anonymous;828801 wrote:
You're tough, IM. You can take it! :D But since I am in a benevolent mood today, I will inform all and sundry that IM is NOT Starring Slutpuppet.

I don't know where you found those rules, the Cellar breaks rules, it doesn't make them. Homesome ever, should anyone other than Glatt guess my correct idenity, I will step up and take it on the chin like a girl. (hint) So far no one has been even close.


Monster
footfootfoot • Sep 6, 2012 1:59 pm
Pie
StacyV
LabRat
footfootfoot • Sep 6, 2012 2:00 pm
That last post had Moar TP ring to it though.
footfootfoot • Sep 6, 2012 2:00 pm
OOH wait! IT's Ibby
infinite monkey • Sep 6, 2012 2:02 pm
Yabbut I already guessed Moar.
John Sellers • Sep 6, 2012 2:23 pm
Spexxvet;828603 wrote:
I think it's a sock puppet, but who is it? Jim? Sarge?

Who do you think?


I don't care who it it is...I think Tony allows to many of these damn sock puppets/fake monikers. EI doesn't allow this kinda frakkin' nonsense.
Sundae • Sep 6, 2012 2:32 pm
Gravdigr;828807 wrote:
Is that you Sundae?

Nope. Hard enough controlling all my UK sockpuppets to look like I have friends, let alone creating another one.
jimhelm • Sep 6, 2012 2:35 pm
I agree. for one thing, it means less names are available to legitimate potential members. Like, sometimes really interesting people want to join, and they'd be AWESOME members that would have new and interesting things to talk about, and naked pictures of their ex-girlfriends, and such... but when they go to log in, and they want to use the name... oh, lets say Drax. it's fookin took, so they sod off.

imagine how disappointed my ass was when it found out you had already taken it's name as your own. very disappoint. I'm not Lion
Dracks • Sep 6, 2012 2:46 pm
I am against sockpuppets and all they stand for. I think to much of the internet takes to much time to have to make all the names to have any fun when the sockpuppets are allowed by Tony and he should have to not let them be.
Dracks • Sep 6, 2012 2:47 pm
And I know because I'm the best thing that ever happened too the celler.
Spexxvet • Sep 6, 2012 2:55 pm
Orthodoc or BigV. They are my final guesses, unless they are both wrong.
Spexxvet • Sep 6, 2012 2:57 pm
Mr. Undertoad cannot stop the advance of the evil sock puppets.
infinite monkey • Sep 6, 2012 2:58 pm
I, for one, welcome...

you know the rest.
Trilby • Sep 6, 2012 3:03 pm
Is it Lola Bunny?
plthijinx • Sep 6, 2012 3:25 pm
Brianna;828857 wrote:
Is it Lola Bunny?


nah, no way. I think it's Tulip coming back to haunt! :rolleyes:

I know it's not me....I have other uses for my socks. :D
Big Dumb • Sep 6, 2012 3:37 pm
I no likey schlockpuppies they make the skin crawl and talk is the too much.
infinite monkey • Sep 6, 2012 4:21 pm
limey;828624 wrote:
What's a sockpuppet?


A-HA! 'Tis you who be the sockpuppet!
jimhelm • Sep 6, 2012 5:28 pm
The phrase 'all and sundry' leapt out at me.

beest has used it. Urbane likes the word sundry, but not usually the whole phrase.

My first inclination was monster. She naturally shares a lexicon with beest. if not monster, then dana. or Limey.
Trilby • Sep 6, 2012 5:30 pm
It's those damn Anglish again!
jimhelm • Sep 6, 2012 5:31 pm
might be beest
anonymous • Sep 6, 2012 8:32 pm
Gravdigr;828807 wrote:
Is that you Sundae?

NO

infinite monkey wrote:

It's GRAV

NO

footfootfoot wrote:
Monster

NO

footfootfoot wrote:
Pie
StacyV
LabRat

NO
NO
NO

footfootfoot wrote:
That last post had Moar TP ring to it though.

NO

footfootfoot wrote:
OOH wait! IT's Ibby

NO

NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO!

Come on guys, this ain't rocket science.

John Sellers wrote:
I don't care who it it is...I think Tony allows to many of these damn sock puppets/fake monikers. EI doesn't allow this kinda frakkin' nonsense.


Well, John Boy, you can always vote with your fingers. Just cruise on back to EI (whatever that is) and bask in it's heavily moderated (I assume) forums. The Cellar is refreshing because we can type "fuck" and not have it come out f***; we can read Urbane Guerilla's posts in their complete awfulness with nary a venomous thought censored out; and anyone who wants to can be "anonymous." Just ask the mods nicely for the password, John. :rolleyes:
monster • Sep 6, 2012 8:40 pm
clodfobble
sexobon • Sep 6, 2012 8:40 pm
glatt;828765 wrote:
Actually, never mind. I was confused. There's no clue. I thought there was a clue, but I was clueless.

Were you alluding to cell phone references? Go back and highlight my previous post ([post=828683]#12[/post]).
Starring Slutpuppet • Sep 6, 2012 9:19 pm
monster;828931 wrote:
clodfobble


NO!

sexobon wrote:
Were you alluding to cell phone references? Go back and highlight my previous post (#12).


NO, I am not Merc, although that's an amusing guess. Also, you are pretty trusting to think that I was posting about anything truthfully in my satirical, bitchy snitfest yesterday.

Where's that master of many sock puppet disguises, Lumber Jim aka Jim Helm aka Big, Large McHuge, aka I forget all his many other alter egos? If he would like to play, I will post a single word hint that he will get immediently.

And no, it's not "cock." :rolleyes:
sexobon • Sep 6, 2012 9:31 pm
Merc wasn't my guess. You have to "highlight" my post to see that my guess was Clodfobble.

sexobon;828683 wrote:
It's TheMercenary ... [COLOR="White"]NOT!



It's Clod.[/COLOR]
monster • Sep 6, 2012 9:31 pm
bigV
Nirvana • Sep 6, 2012 9:36 pm
Not I , I barely have time to put on socks much less make one a puppet! :thepain:
SamIam • Sep 6, 2012 9:36 pm
Radar, returned from the dead
monster • Sep 6, 2012 9:39 pm
SamIam
SamIam • Sep 6, 2012 9:43 pm
YAY! Monster wins the $10,000, the new Jaguar and a trip for two to Hoboken. Well done, ma'am! :D
sexobon • Sep 6, 2012 9:53 pm
Starring Slutpuppet;828942 wrote:
... I will post a single word hint that he will get immediently. ...


Well done Sam!
monster • Sep 6, 2012 9:57 pm
Nice job, sam. Can i donate the trip to a dwellar of my choosing? (been there....)
infinite monkey • Sep 6, 2012 10:05 pm
Bravo! That was a fun mystery. :)

Wtg monster!
monster • Sep 6, 2012 10:13 pm
Thanks, Infi. I choose you and John to go on the trip.......

:D
Trilby • Sep 7, 2012 8:44 am
I never woulda guessed Sam! Good job!
infinite monkey • Sep 7, 2012 8:46 am
monster;828963 wrote:
Thanks, Infi. I choose you and John to go on the trip.......

:D
Gravdigr • Sep 7, 2012 3:02 pm
Nice puppeteering there Sam.

Vurry nize.