I am a whore...
I will admit it; as I have no place to turn. Sure I cheated, but so did she. I never let her meet any of my girlfriends because most of them were my lovers. I did not want her to know how much of a whore I was...
In fairness to me; she had 'Daddy's money' and was a cold callous person who lacked emotion. I tried to drag emotion out of her; but I failed. So if she wants to walk away; so be it...
So, who messed up more?? Me or her??
molly
Can we keep her? Pleeeeease?
She only whores for women, Jim. Let's let monkey keep her.
She only whores for women, Jim. Let's let monkey keep her.
Well, I hope I am welcome here. I feel that everyone needs a 'safe haven.' The past few years have been extremely difficult for me. Pills, alcohol...depression. At times I wonder when I leave my dark apartment if I shall ever return...
I have been pushed so far down; and at times do not leave the house for days; as I do not wish to interact with anyone. Because people can be so cruel. Thank you for accepting me into the forum...
Thank you,
molly
She only whores for women, Jim. Let's let monkey keep her.
I have enough friends. But if someone dies I'll keep her in mind.
I have enough friends. But if someone dies I'll keep her in mind.
Everyone needs someone. so I am not sure as to the nature of your note. However; being kind goes a long way. When darkness and light are put in a room; the light will always win...
However, if I do 'off' myself; I am going to do it on Xmas eve; at the stroke of midnight. At times I stay away from bridges and the train terminals ~ because I fear I may jump...
molly
so, like on the 23rd at 11:59 you'll put the gun to your head? or on the 24th....which would actually be christmas at midnight?
so, like on the 23rd at 11:59 you'll put the gun to your head? or on the 24th....which would actually be christmas at midnight?
I do not have a gun. I would jump in front of the 4. Do you know why I am afraid to walk across the BK bridge?? I fear I may have a panic attack and jump...
Burger King or the Rootbeer?
Burger King or the Rootbeer?
How do you always know how to find me so quickly??? I get kind of freightened about that; as I am a bit timid and shy. The 4 is in reference to the Lex. Ave. express train. BK is in reference to the Brooklyn Bridge. One of them will someday take my life; yet this will be archived here forever. It is a very strange concept... molly
Its the full moon and..................
[SIZE="6"]He's Baaaaaackkk! [/SIZE]
Like a dog to its own vomit.
I just noticed at the bottom of the page!!! It says; 'Welcome our newest member starring molly.' It certainly brightened my day!! My own personal greeting from the webmasters I suppose.
Speaking of that. Who is in charge here?? And I see there is a donation mug. When I get a new job; I will help fill the mug!! Cheers!!
molly
We need to set molly up with JBKlyde so molly can be saved.
The Cellar cares.
We need to set molly up with JBKlyde so molly can be saved.
The Cellar cares.
Can someone please explain what is going on here?? I just arrived here; yet some have me confused with someone else. So, just let me be. You have no idea what it is like wishing for love; day after day; yet it is always someone else. Please do not ask me where I went; just let me go then...as no one here wants to help me ; nor offer advice...
molly
We need to set molly up with JBKlyde so molly can be saved.
The Cellar cares.
I bet you play with your food.
I bet he pees in the shower too.
I bet you play with your food.
I value food; as I am poor. So I do not 'play with it.' Why would you post such a thing?? I am trying for a more peaceful existence; yet people are here to take part in other's misery I suppose...
I sense you have a kind heart; but at times feel pressured to gang up on a new person by other; more experienced members. Am I right?? Also, your named spelled backwards almost spells 'canada.'
molly
Our guru on love and advice is JBKlyde who's just started a new thread and is waiting there to hear your story. Just click on the arrow in the quote and you'll be taken to his wisdom:
... If you want to make a difference in the world find your natural instinct and stick with it. ...
[SIZE="1"]@DanaC - You got me. I could just eat you up; but, first I'd play with you.[/SIZE]
I bet he pees in the shower too.
Not sure whom you are referncing. But, I think everyone pees in the shower at times. I know I do. And where is every1?? I guess I should just leave; as no one wants to help me with any input.
Goodbye...
Molly
Later tater.
How can I leave when you respond?? Just let me go...
Molly
Can we keep her? Pleeeeease?
you just caused beer abuse sir!! right out me nose!
you just caused beer abuse sir!! right out me nose!
Am I not welcome here?? Did I say something wrong?? I see the 'Tom Foolery' that is going on right now. And as a new member I would expect better treatment; as I have not done anything wrong; nor insulted anyone...
So please offer me advice of let me be...
Very upset,
molly
Don't go until JBKlyde talks to you. I've left him a message that you desire input.
Don't go until JBKlyde talks to you. I've left him a message that you desire input.
Well, thank you. I lash out at times; and I can be viscious. At times I feel, when I get jealous of other girls; I will scratch their fucking eyes out!!! If I am in pain; then others must suffer as well. That is the only fair way life can be...
And to think I was almost happy again. She left her underwear here; as well as her IPOD. I keep taking hits off of her panties; as I listen to sad songs on her IPOD. Sadly, the scent is fading from her panites; and that is all I have left of her...
Molly
Am I not welcome here?? Did I say something wrong?? I see the 'Tom Foolery' that is going on right now. And as a new member I would expect better treatment; as I have not done anything wrong; nor insulted anyone...
So please offer me advice of let me be...
Very upset,
molly
oh lawdielawd! never said you weren't welcome!! :lol2:
Unknot your panties, Molly.
If you'd spent much time here at all, you'd know this is how weed out the non-hackers.
We treat all newbies like shit.
It's a tradition.
Besides...we can't miss you till you go away.
oh lawdielawd! never said you weren't welcome!! :lol2:
There are people here who are trying to destroy my soul!! I see what an evil place this is now. No affection; nor kindness. And nobody to offer support of any kind. I guess I just will not make it. Is it too early to pop an ambien and have some white wine?? And I am so broke; that cereal (honey nut cherios) will be my dinner...
cereal eating whore,
molly
Nooooo. Dont let anybody destroy your soul!
Nooooo. Dont let anybody destroy your soul!
How do you always know how to find me so quickly? ... As I had just posted that. I see that there are some filthy ingrates on here; looking to take advantage of people that are emotionally suffering...
I have come here in peace; or in 'pieces' should I say. Just looking to make some new friends and perhaps win back a lover...is that so wrong???
molly
there are a few people around here who will pay a little extra for a honey nut cheerio eating whore....then afterwards you might be able to get frosted flakes!!
...white wine?? And I am so broke;...
Broke? Perhaps instead of wine, you might've considered buying, now stay with me here,
food?there are a few people around here who will pay a little extra for a honey nut cheerio eating whore....then afterwards you might be able to get frosted flakes!!
I was confused, and, not doing it right.
I was nutting while eating Cheerios out of some flaky whore's honey-hole.
:lol2:
Hows your sister, pam?
That's mollycoddling, and that's just wrong.
Nooooo. Dont let anybody destroy your soul!
Can they spit on it a little?
That's mollycoddling, and that's just wrong.
Well, I appreciate any type of coddling; as it makes me feel important in some way. I think some people have mistaken me for some1 else on this site; as I have seen it referenced 2x now. How can that be??
I am just a complex pile of cells, (mixed up damaged cells) that make up my being in existence. I know I am damaged; and you will see that if I continue to post...
molly
OMG!!!! FMR!!!!! GRAAAAAAAVE!!!!!
OMG!!!! FMR!!!!! GRAAAAAAAVE!!!!!
???????????
Can we keep her? Pleeeeease?
YEAH, I changed my mind. I thought it was a new nutbar. this Pam Schtick is played out.
Damn, I missed the matinee. Are there shows at 8 and 10:30, Grave? Pleeeze? :corn:
oh you should see grave and i in person! we'll be here all week!
Full monty, I hope. And lots of nuts, honey, and Cheerios-and-frosted-flakes action. I expect nothing less.
Damn, I missed the matinee. Are there shows at 8 and 10:30, Grave? Pleeeze? :corn:
Listen here FUCKFACE!! There is no show; as this is my real life. You know nothing about me; so shut your pie hole!! I am sure you are perfect in every way? Right??
Not every1 has the same chances in life; so please leave me alone. And I see the hurtful comments being made. Go ahead; push me down further. When I end it all; it will be blood on your mind and hands...
you fucking fucker!!!
molly
give me a couple hours...i might pop up in the nsfw thread...
Yeah.....you know your problem Ortho? You got it easy :P
Listen here FUCKFACE!! There is no show; as this is my real life. You know nothing about me; so shut your pie hole!! I am sure you are perfect in every way? Right??
Not every1 has the same chances in life; so please leave me alone. And I see the hurtful comments being made. Go ahead; push me down further. When I end it all; it will be blood on your mind and hands...
you fucking fucker!!!
molly
ortho is this your first encounter with pam? ahem i mean molly? it's a fish in a barrel shoot
I cannot agree to shutting my pie hole; as I am currently sipping on a delectable Willamette Valley pinot noir. Nevertheless I am not perfect in every way, despite my excellent taste in wine; as I am apparently a fucking fucker. I salute you, molly-the-whore; as I refill my glass and wait for the next installment.
[COLOR="Plum"]And drink an extra glass to get over this massacre of English grammar, which is surely blood on my mind, if not on my hands ... [/COLOR]
Sincerely,
fuckface
Yeah.....you know your problem Ortho? You got it easy :P
Dana; what is going on here?? I will no longer be addressing plthjinx; as he is delussional... My user name is posted; adn my avatar is in my profile; as that is how I feel most of the time...am I not allowed an avatar because I am new?? more wine..........amibein,......
I feel your pain molly.. this place is like the planet of the apes only I'm an a depressed anthropologist.. if you really want help go to the creative expression and write a poem.. poetry is very therapeutic and it's my way of dealing with reality. I don't date whores so if sex is what your looking for then I'm sorry I can't help.. if your locked in a prison home then the only real help I can be is to just be your friend and call the fbi.
j-a-d-i-p
I cannot agree to shutting my pie hole; as I am currently sipping on a delectable Willamette Valley pinot noir. Nevertheless I am not perfect in every way, despite my excellent taste in wine; as I am apparently a fucking fucker. I salute you, molly-the-whore; as I refill my glass and wait for the next installment.
[COLOR="Plum"]And drink an extra glass to get over this massacre of English grammar, which is surely blood on my mind, if not on my hands ... [/COLOR]
Sincerely,
fuckface
I admire you humor 'fuckface!' (and i used that as a term of endearment.) however; if you are an orthropedic doc; SERIOUSLY!, i have a problem and need advice on a recent condition conserning my joints; among all my ohter problmes. Can you help me/??
thank u,
molly
hey WAIT! if she wan'ts money for sex (aka a whore) i've got $21, 3 bucks for every inch!
I admire you humor 'fuckface!' (and i used that as a term of endearment.) however; if you are an orthropedic doc; SERIOUSLY!, i have a problem and need advice on a recent condition conserning my joints; among all my ohter problmes. Can you help me/??
thank u,
molly
she doesn't roll joints molly, she fixes them. human ones. not agricultural
she doesn't roll joints molly, she fixes them. human ones. not agricultural
I do not do drugs. Drugs make people crazy and sick. i have a problem with my hand...hopefully orthodoc will respond; as I am in pain with my fingers...
Someone (starring molly) who's user title says "I am a whore" and someone who's username is ort 'ho' doc ought to be kindred spirits. Just sayin'.
I admire you humor 'fuckface!' (and i used that as a term of endearment.) however; if you are an orthropedic doc; SERIOUSLY!, i have a problem and need advice on a recent condition conserning my joints; among all my ohter problmes. Can you help me/??
thank u,
molly
Alas, I am not an orthropedic doc and am unlikely to be of help conserning your joints, agricultural or otherwise ... I am another sort of doc altogether ... but still unlikely to be of help with all your ohter problmes.
Nevertheless, I think philthy is putting a good offer on the table ... snap it up, gurrl ...! Or, if you prefer, get JBK to call the fbi on you ...
Someone (starring molly) who's user title says "I am a whore" and someone who's username is ort 'ho' doc ought to be kindred spirits. Just sayin'.
O HO!!! He's onto me!! (No, not THAT way; get your minds outta the gutter, you onlookers ...)
I feel your pain molly.. this place is like the planet of the apes only I'm an a depressed anthropologist.. if you really want help go to the creative expression and write a poem.. poetry is very therapeutic and it's my way of dealing with reality. I don't date whores so if sex is what your looking for then I'm sorry I can't help.. if your locked in a prison home then the only real help I can be is to just be your friend and call the fbi.
j-a-d-i-p
Hi. I really do not like poetry. i think it is very depressing; but thank you for the offer. I like sad stories. I read 'Great Expectations' all the time. I love the way that Estella spurns Pip in the end. I like sad endings because that is me; as well as real life!!! People want to see atrocity; and smashed hearts!!
I love it when a movie ends with a tragic love gone wrong. i cheer as other people get sad!!! I am built to destroy whatever good comes into my life... and I am a sick person at times for doing that. I will destroy love...
molly, if you want to be treated with respect around here - go visit OTHER threads. go participate in the wider Cellar community. respect the existing community and posters. stop being so goddamn confrontational to everybody. don't demand respect - earn it.
Alas, I am not an orthropedic doc and am unlikely to be of help conserning your joints, agricultural or otherwise ... I am another sort of doc altogether ... but still unlikely to be of help with all your ohter problmes.
Nevertheless, I think philthy is putting a good offer on the table ... snap it up, gurrl ...! Or, if you prefer, get JBK to call the fbi on you ...
what kind of Dr. are you; may I ask??
molly
You may ask; but the less said in this forum the better, I think. ;)
Look up the etymology! And having done that, you will be no further ahead (typical for most research) ... so pour yourself another glass of wine. Wine maketh the heart glad, and all that ... also, it'll put in time until philthy gets his pics up on the dwellars NSFW thread ...
You may ask; but the less said in this forum the better, I think. ;)
Look up the etymology! And having done that, you will be no further ahead (typical for most research) ... so pour yourself another glass of wine. Wine maketh the heart glad, and all that ... also, it'll put in time until philthy gets his pics up on the dwellars NSFW thread ...
I am going to check out 'etymology.' I am not sure what the nsfw thread is. And I fear that I am not liked here so far becuase I am not english. tis seems like a foreing site...
my spelling; sorry; wine and ambien....i shall retrun after my search ; and must charge my rabbit vibrator. i need some relief of hornieness...
see u soon,
molly!!!!!!!!!!!!1
We need to set molly up with JBKlyde so molly can be saved.
The Cellar cares.
Word!
Let me know how I can help.
Word!
Let me know how I can help.
Where did you come from?? did you just log on; or have you been secretly following all along?? Just very confused; as I am new...~and the wine is flowering... i got fired. i cheated. my life is so downsided
i do not wish for grammar at thsi time. finger in my twat. i smell sweet and taste sweet. perhaps i am ovulating...
wow.
this thread unwinds so quickly. I think I'm caught up now. Please, carry on!
Where did you come from?? did you just log on; or have you been secretly following all along?? Just very confused; as I am new...~and the wine is flowering... i got fired. i cheated. my life is so downsided
i do not wish for grammar at thsi time. finger in my twat. i smell sweet and taste sweet. perhaps i am ovulating...
stay away from tw. he's been talking about ambushes all day.
Where did you come from??? Just very confused; as I am new...~and the wine is flowering...
finger in my twat. i smell sweet and taste sweet. perhaps i am ovulating...
It's Prodigal Summer all over again ... (abject apologies to Barbara Kingsolver)!! Watch out, V ....
wow.
this thread unwinds so quickly. I think I'm caught up now. Please, carry on!
i am not a circus animal for your entertainment. have you no feelings?? u will never understand my life; nor the abuse I took as a child. i have permanent nerve damage from being hit.
I have dreams so bad that I am afraid to sleep each nite. i am glad this is funny to you because if there was a God, he would burn you in fire!!!
you sir; are a soul destroyer!!!
molly
shouldn't that be "oh hai!"
It's Prodigal Summer all over again ... (abject apologies to Barbara Kingsolver)!! Watch out, V ....
What is a 'prodigal summer??' If I am subjected to further abuse; I will leave IMMEDIATELY. i would also like for Mr. undertoad webmaster to see how i am beig treated here; as i am being kidn...
thank u
mollly
Fun experiment: Search for "undertoad webmaster".
shouldn't that be "oh hai!"
It has a certain je ne sais quoi ... :lol:
[COLOR="Plum"]Or it could go: HAI HO!![/COLOR]
Fun experiment: Search for "undertoad webmaster".
i did my research. he is in charge here; and will see the hurtful words that have been pressed against me. hopefully; some people will be removed from here; based on abuses...
there is not experiemtn. if i saw you; i would spray you in your fucking liesing eyes with wasp spray. I WOULD BLIND YOU!! you do not deserve to live.
molly
molly, you are NOT being kind. you are being self-centered, confrontational, belligerent, and entitled.
Take my advice. read some more threads. Learn some peoples' names and personalities. make some FRIENDS here, instead of plopping down in the middle of everything and expecting some kind of special treatment.
This isn't that kind of forum. This is a community. We often use the metaphor of a pub or a coffeeshop, the Cheers kind where everybody knows your name. We're almost all "regulars" here. we know eachother, we know how we get along, we know we each have our interests and our modes of communication. we are, again, a COMMUNITY. you're the loud newcomer bursting in and hollering and carrying on wanting attention and expecting us all to treat you like a martyr, not like a loudmouth.
Who abused you, sweetie? What did they say? Did they threaten to blind you? with wasp spray? That would be nasty. No wonder you're upset
molly, you are NOT being kind. you are being self-centered, confrontational, belligerent, and entitled.
Take my advice. read some more threads. Learn some peoples' names and personalities. make some FRIENDS here, instead of plopping down in the middle of everything and expecting some kind of special treatment.
This isn't that kind of forum. This is a community. We often use the metaphor of a pub or a coffeeshop, the Cheers kind where everybody knows your name. We're almost all "regulars" here. we know eachother, we know how we get along, we know we each have our interests and our modes of communication. we are, again, a COMMUNITY. you're the loud newcomer bursting in and hollering and carrying on wanting attention and expecting us all to treat you like a martyr, not like a loudmouth.
As shakespeare would say; 'she dothe protestethe too much.' I will post as I wish. You seem like a bitter scorn cunt...
~always,
molly
i am not a circus animal for your entertainment. have you no feelings?? u will never understand my life; nor the abuse I took as a child. i have permanent nerve damage from being hit.
I have dreams so bad that I am afraid to sleep each nite. i am glad this is funny to you because if there was a God, he would burn you in fire!!!
you sir; are a soul destroyer!!!
molly
Guess there's no prodigal summer in store for you, Big V ... V? Can you hear me, V? OMG, he's down ... he's ... he's been semi-coloned to death ...
[COLOR="Plum"]It's always the good ones that die young ... [/COLOR]
Who abused you, sweetie? What did they say? Did they threaten to blind you? with wasp spray? That would be nasty. No wonder you're upset
No, i threatened that. ibby is a jealous little scorn bithc..
molly, you are NOT being kind. you are being self-centered, confrontational, belligerent, and entitled.
Take my advice. read some more threads. Learn some peoples' names and personalities. make some FRIENDS here, instead of plopping down in the middle of everything and expecting some kind of special treatment.
This isn't that kind of forum. This is a community. We often use the metaphor of a pub or a coffeeshop, the Cheers kind where everybody knows your name. We're almost all "regulars" here. we know eachother, we know how we get along, we know we each have our interests and our modes of communication. we are, again, a COMMUNITY. you're the loud newcomer bursting in and hollering and carrying on wanting attention and expecting us all to treat you like a martyr, not like a loudmouth.
Ibby, meet Pensive Pam. You might have missed out on him while you were finding yourself. She killed her landlord, then tried to commit suicide using wine and a pair of knoited garden shears, or something..... he already knows all the regulars -look at how he responds to them differently
Guess there's no prodigal summer in store for you, Big V ... V? Can you hear me, V? OMG, he's down ... he's ... he's been semi-coloned to death ...
[COLOR="Plum"]It's always the good ones that die young ... [/COLOR]
I do abuse the ';' (semi colon.) I admit it. I have some issues with using a comma. Very observant of you; how did you find that out??
molly
No, i threatened that. ibby is a jealous little scorn bithc..
No, that's me, you're getting us confused....
I'm the only one where who's made a genuine attempt to be helpful. You've attacked every single person who's tried to talk to you in this thread, and then you wonder why you're being picked on. I can't imagine why you think you'd get anything but negativity in return.
Ibby: Try my experiment. Show results as posts.
Ibby, meet Pensive Pam. You might have missed out on him while you were finding yourself. She killed her landlord, then tried to commit suicide using wine and a pair of knoited garden shears, or something..... he already knows all the regulars -look at how he responds to them differently
I remember pam. I'm trying to give "molly" the benefit of the doubt. it's being squandered, but i dont tend to get much out of re-trolling the trolls back. i'm clearly not being listened to so, whether it's Pam back or really someone new, there's nothing left for me to do but sit back and watch the fireworks.
I'm the only one where who's made a genuine attempt to be helpful. You've attacked every single person who's tried to talk to you in this thread, and then you wonder why you're being picked on. I can't imagine why you think you'd get anything but negativity in return.
That is not true as I am being accussed of bieng someone else on here. i am not anybody else but me. So what is the issue?? i have only responded when prompted by barbs...
please let me be; and post as I wish. unless, i have done something wrong; please leave me alone. i hope mr. undertoad see this and revokes your privileges; as you seem to be so self-righteous...who are you to tell others what to do?? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~molly
I do abuse the ';' (semi colon.) I admit it. I have some issues with using a comma. Very observant of you; how did you find that out??
molly
I, too, have deep comma issues. Me, I prefer the colon [COLOR="Plum"](did I just say that? I just said that! :eek:)[/COLOR]. It's so much ... stronger. Although there are other words and anatomical parts whose names begin with 'c' that are even stronger, and that I like far more ...
As for finding it out ... observant is my middle name. My real name is: Ortho Observant Doc.
I, too, have deep comma issues. Me, I prefer the colon [COLOR="Plum"](did I just say that? I just said that)[/COLOR]. It's so much ... stronger. Although there are other words and anatomical parts whose names begin with 'c' that are even stronger, and that I like far more ...
As for finding it out ... observant is my middle name. My real name is: Ortho Observant Doc.
Yes, the semi-colon is stronger. I am a weak little girl; as I am 4'11 tall and 95 pounds; but when called upon I can be strong like the semicolon. A boy at my school was picking on me; and tried to take my Iphone. I kicked him in his fucking balls; almost exploded one of them. I will use any mean necessary to pretoect my body and my rights. so many haters here... molly
I remember pam. I'm trying to give "molly" the benefit of the doubt. it's being squandered, but i dont tend to get much out of re-trolling the trolls back. i'm clearly not being listened to so, whether it's Pam back or really someone new, there's nothing left for me to do but sit back and watch the fireworks.
Hey everybody, scoot over, Ibby's joining us on the group w bench.
[passes :corn: ]
thank you for the kind thoughts, orthodoc. :)
Hey everybody, scoot over, Ibby's joining us on the group w bench.
[passes :corn: ]
What is going on here?? you people are waiting for me to explodee; yet iw will ot not give you that siatifaction!!! so much for support. I hope mr. undertode sees this!!! you people are sickness for others...............
YOU FUCKERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
I'm not talking to you molly. You've been extremely rude to me and to my friends. I suggest you follow Thumper's lesson. In the meantime, I will continue to talk with the others here who are coherent and polite.
Hey everybody, scoot over, Ibby's joining us on the group w bench.
[passes :corn: ]
He's.... he's alive!!!
V survived the semicolon strafing ... now I just have to dodge the explodee and, stopping to exhort mr. undertode to come-with-me-if-he-wants-to-live, dive, roll, and bring us both safely onto the bench ...
hey, pass the popcorn, guys! :corn:
He's.... he's alive!!!
V survived the semicolon strafing ... now I just have to dodge the explodee and, stopping to exhort mr. undertode to come-with-me-if-he-wants-to-live, dive, roll, and bring us both safely onto the bench ...
hey, pass the popcorn, guys! :corn:
this is not a movie. and i am not in rehearsel for tragedy. this is simply me. I do not wish to see comments about passing popcorn! That is rather cruel. This is a person typing here; not a fucking movie you fucikcking euro pean fuckers!!! I have feelings; and I will not be denied!! who the fuck is 'big V?' does he have a vagina???
very, very, very mad, upset,
molly
re: having a vagina
I'm more of a renter than an owner.
molly, if you want to be treated with respect around here - go visit OTHER threads. go participate in the wider Cellar community. respect the existing community and posters. stop being so goddamn confrontational to everybody. don't demand respect - earn it.
ibby? i don't believe i have ever (i may have) (well think i have) spoken or replied to one of your posts but well said ma'am. sir. ma'am. um....humor me ok?
now please indulge me....i've just taken a dinner break so i may be backing up and posting old shit here....
You may ask; but the less said in this forum the better, I think. ;)
Look up the etymology! And having done that, you will be no further ahead (typical for most research) ... so pour yourself another glass of wine. Wine maketh the heart glad, and all that ... also, it'll put in time until philthy gets his pics up on the dwellars NSFW thread ...
not drunk enough yet...
Oh...stupid fucking US dates.
I was reading this and thinking it was back in January, thinking "how did I miss Pam AND Molly"...then I couldnt figure out why SM was online now.
Molly - this might be just an "Aussie" thing....but I generally like to get to know someone a little bit and decide whether I like them....before I have to deal with AAAAALLLLLL their emotional baggage and help save their life.
Selfish? - possibly.
stay away from tw. he's been talking about ambushes all day.
BWAAAAAFUCKKKKKKINGWAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY SHEEPSHIT!!!!
there is absolutely no imocon for your comment sir!!!! WELL said!
... As for finding it out ... observant is my middle name. My real name is: Ortho Observant Doc.
The most surprising thing about this whole thread has been finding out that the Doctor is now an OOD.
Is AMbush something to do with morning glory?
It has a certain je ne sais quoi ... :lol:
[COLOR="Plum"]Or it could go: HAI HO!![/COLOR]
awesome!
The most surprising thing about this whole thread has been finding out that the Doctor is now an OOD.
If you flamed her, she'd be food... of course there are other, less antagonistic options there... but we could at least post recipes to lighten the atmosphere
The most surprising thing about this whole thread has been finding out that the Doctor is now an OOD.
Yes, make of it what you will ... I am the Officer of the Deck, Officer of the Day, an Object-Oriented Design, or perhaps an Object-Oriented Development ...
better than being an ODD, which would limit me to being Oppositionally, Defiantly Disordered, or the Ontario Diabetes Database, or FSM forbid an Ocean Disposal Database ...
yet worse, I could be a DOO, a Driver-Only Operation [COLOR="Plum"] (I suppose it depends on who's driving)[/COLOR] ... but I digress.
Maybe I should remain OrthoDoc, OD, Oculus Dexter ... yes, I have my [COLOR="Plum"](right)[/COLOR] eye on you ...
Is AMbush something to do with morning glory?
Morning glory ... it's the best. ;)
Yes, make of it what you will ... I am the Officer of the Deck, Officer of the Day, an Object-Oriented Design, or perhaps an Object-Oriented Development ...
better than being an ODD, which would limit me to being Oppositionally, Defiantly Disordered, or the Ontario Diabetes Database, or FSM forbid an Ocean Disposal Database ...
yet worse, I could be a DOO, a Driver-Only Operation [COLOR="Plum"] (I suppose it depends on who's driving)[/COLOR] ... but I digress.
Maybe I should remain OrthoDoc, OD, Oculus Dexter ... yes, I have my [COLOR="Plum"](right)[/COLOR] eye on you ...
psst it's a
doctor who reference.
@monster - I'm giving brother Klyde a chance to save someone here.
@orthodoc - The Doctor and the Ood are characters in the Brit TV series Dr. Who.
ETA: Thanks Ibby.
Ambien...alcholhol; yet a moment of clarity. At times I stare into space...tears all over my face...(marthat and the vandellas) at other times I want to be precise in my grammar; and then XANAX!!!! LOVE XANAX becuse I do not care anymore...
and i play tetris; and think i am better than i am; and i 'jill off' and pass out. i wak up at 5 oclcokc. at times i am not sure whether it is 5pm or 5 am. os so i have to check my iphone...i embarass myself in front of myself....lube...pron...porn...laptop still playing porn....
ever wake up and not knwo where you are at?? but i always takes care of my cat. my cat is friendly to me.... XANXAX!!!!
I LOVE YOU ALLL!!
MOOLLYY
BTW does anyone fancy a game of WWF on FB?
psst it's a doctor who reference.
Psst ... thanks Ibby and sexobon ... sigh. :yelsick: Just not up on my Brit TV. But I still say morning glory rocks. :p:
:lame::zzz:
Wake me when Pensive Pam/Starring Molly/whatthefuckeveritsnameis does or says something original.
:lame::zzz:
Wake me when Pensive Pam/Starring Molly/whatthefuckeveritsnameis does or says something original.
I am not this 'pam' person that you speak of... present her to me !! I want to see who is this person. and if you give me pain; i will return it to you. ther is not reason for pain; but i will give so much if provoked; you do not understand my situation. and mr. toad will show up and make a decision...
if i want to tear my kelly clarkson poster off the wall; let me do it; already did. i am tired of people valuing beaty more than waht a person is...
Alas, poor Stormie, we knew her well
Sadly a troll sent her to hell
She went to sleep waiting for new
And while she dozed, troll drowned her with poo
orthod, I think that you are so bitter scorn because you are so ugly. maybe you need to drink wine and finger-fuck a landlord to become more beautiful.
Maybe I need a magic mirror ... but drinking wine sounds all right. The landlord part .... pass. I'll remain my ugly self and revel in morning glory.
Alas, poor Stormie, we knew her well
Sadly a troll sent her to hell
She went to sleep waiting for new
And while she dozed, troll drowned her with poo
i am goignt to wtach a movie; and ambien dose again. iw lw will chek back later. and i hope this tread is on track... I do not like Michigan;as there are too many dark people ther. dark people like to steal. but madonna is from Michigan...
we have 2 many darkies here in NY. wish they would leave; s as they smell and rob/muggy people/ mug old peoplle. martin luther kid spoke rag jargon. he hadd a very serious dream/vishion. And it came true!!!!
BANG!!! BANG!!! .................no more fried chicken for him....
noboxes: huh?
Sorry, I changed the [post=827587]subject[/post] on you.
psst it's a doctor who reference.
riiiiiight.
oh boy! the unabashed racism comes out now! this just gets better and better! :corn:
are you referring to niggers? perhaps crackers? spics or chincks? or any other race of people that do their own race injustice? bend over baby. i'll drive.
Hi. I really do not like poetry. i think it is very depressing; but thank you for the offer. I like sad stories. I read 'Great Expectations' all the time. I love the way that Estella spurns Pip in the end. I like sad endings because that is me; as well as real life!!! People want to see atrocity; and smashed hearts!!
I love it when a movie ends with a tragic love gone wrong. i cheer as other people get sad!!! I am built to destroy whatever good comes into my life... and I am a sick person at times for doing that. I will destroy love...
This is a very bad atittude.. you will be laughed at while burning in hell for killing yourself if you don't learn to love.
JBK, who do you love apart from The Lord?
This is a very bad atittude.. you will be laughed at while burning in hell for killing yourself if you don't learn to love.
please stop posting as i am tryingg to leave for the nite. you and your faggot poetry. do u suck cock while reading your peotry?? and who is that man in the wheelchare?? JOHN SELLERS?? WHAT happend o to him?? juesus fuck. makes my life seem bettter. he shoudl get a go-cart so he dos not have to use arms to make hi him wheel around....
ther is no god. ask john sellllers. his penis is probably never work aagain.............i would like ot spealk to undertaod
i would like ot spealk to undertaod
Who do you think UT is going to like - his friends and acquaintances who have been here for years, who contribute to making the Cellar a great community, or the loudmouth who barged in and started insulting all the people here?
I just hope he or one of the other mods doesn't kick you outta here too quickly so we get a little more entertainment out of you before you're run out of town on a rail.
Hey, Ibby, crash the ash b/c whatever you are on must be good.....
... finger in my twat. i smell sweet and taste sweet. ...
... martin luther kid spoke rag jargon. he hadd a very serious dream/vishion. And it came true!!!!
BANG!!! BANG!!! .................no more fried chicken for him....
oh boy! the unabashed racism comes out now! this just gets better and better! :corn:
Do you suppose Dr. King would have liked molly as much as he liked fried chicken? I hear tell that they're both finger licking good.
Blue moon and the second (or is it the forth) coming of Pam, all in one day. I don't know how to contain my excitement.
the question is; will JBKlyde still love Molly/Pam knowing she is really a he? :eyebrow:
Oh and Wolf for some reason I read excitement as excrement...;)
Well, I've read through the thread from the point I left it last night, laughing my tits off the whole way through. I started out thinking I'd respond to this or that funny, but they came too thick and fast.
Ortho, monster, V, in particular have made me all but cry laughing.
Here's my contribution to the thread:
This Ood has a brain in his hand. Your argument is invalid.
Bitter scorn indeed, people.
:lame::zzz:
Wake me when Pensive Pam/Starring Molly/whatthefuckeveritsnameis does or says something original.
She won't, same old Emma, same old responses. :zzz:
Ibby, meet Pensive Pam. You might have missed out on him while you were finding yourself. She killed her landlord, then tried to commit suicide using wine and a pair of knoited garden shears, or something..... he already knows all the regulars -look at how he responds to them differently
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It really is possible to find a toobclip for every occasion.
that internet law must have a number...
Can we keep her? Pleeeeease?
Sorry, I was fairly busy for the last day, but I'm here now. I've banned Pam/Molly.
Pam/Molly, you are a troll. You come here just to fuck with us. Please stop coming back.
What about Emma?
Poor Emma. No one remembers Starring Emma, who started it all. :mecry:
Emma was unrelated.
But she was a troll too.
Starring Emma and Starring Molly were unrelated.
Really? Really. Really?
pretty sure. Emma was an actual 14 year old psycho girl. Pam/Molly is a middle aged Pharma rep that went bonkers.
I guess he forgot that he was pam here, so he's reliving his psychosis under a new moniker
When Pam first arrived, we accused him of being Starring Emma, so it probably stuck in his head.
I think emma/pam/molly actually did get away with something in the wool pulling over eyeballs thing.
Ha! Good on emma/pam/molly!
You folks have entirely TOOOO Much time on your hands !!!!
pretty sure. Emma was an actual 14 year old psycho girl. Pam/Molly is a middle aged Pharma rep that went bonkers.
I guess he forgot that he was pam here, so he's reliving his psychosis under a new moniker
they all blur together for me, I defer to your clearer memory.
as for the bold part, I completely agree. I find it very sad.
This Pam and Emma must've been B4 my time here cuz I have no idea of whom you speak.
There are a few key phrases and styles that give them away :P
Mr Undertoad for one.
I like Glatt's ban-hammer.
Soul Destroyer was another one.
you're just bitter scorn women
Aw mannnnn... I was just reading pam's post the other day and thinking it was hilarious... now I missed the second coming? Drat.
pretty sure. Emma was an actual 14 year old psycho girl. Pam/Molly is a middle aged Pharma rep that went bonkers.
I guess he forgot that he was pam here, so he's reliving his psychosis under a new moniker
Wow. I thought, at first, that Molly was a sock puppet. It did become clear, after awhile, that he/she was a troll, so I didn't feel bad about egging him/her on. Not trying to worsen anyone's psychosis, however.
If you come to this place, you're just begging to have your psychosis worsened anyway. lol I wouldn't be worrying too much if I were you Ortho.
Primum non nocere, not to worry, you didn't. After he joined us in his first incarnation as pensive pam (PP for short) and displayed untoward behavior, a quick internet search revealed that "he" was banned from several other forums under that username. UT lets everyone start here with a clean slate; however, PP's behavior soon deteriorated here as it did in other forums. Depressive tendencies manifested with threats of suicide and a general demeanor of never being able to be truly happy, just achieving some modicum of satisfaction in knowing that he was making everyone else as miserable as he was. PP was term banned for 6 months giving him the opportunity to get help.
PP returned without improvement. Posting under that same username account, he even introduced a faux personality dubbed his sister "Jessica." Same old same old and he was banned indefinitely.
PP illicitly returned again as starring molly (there had been earlier thwarted attempts). This most recent username, possible explanation for which appears in this thread, is a ringer for an entirely different user starring_emma who was an antagonistic minor banned for her own protection as well as ours (an internet search revealed she admitted elsewhere to a recent Hx of 6 month inpatient therapy). She was sent to Coventry [I'll let others explain how that works here] and hasn't returned.
You were wise not to advise PP in this venue.
the question is; will JBKlyde still love Molly/Pam knowing she is really a he?
Love your enemies.. yes I will.. someone who wants to destroy love is an enemy of all of us... I simply don't understand why someone would want to destroy love.. that is just the a pit a me of hate and Jesus is love.. so if you want to destroy love you want to destroy Jesus.. and that's not going to happen.. I find "him" very hostile. ANd I don't know how to deal with this Hostility except to say just keep reading maybe one day you'll realize that "Jesus is the Word" and turn from your wicked ways..
Well, one man's a pit a me is another man's epitome.
That's epi-tome [ pronounced with a long o] if you are Cindy Crawford. Point of reference; its after she used that word pronounced that way in a sentence Richard Gere knew they had nothing in common. ;)
I miss all the fun. After reviewing this thread, though, I have to wonder if LJ isn't going through manopause. Jim, in the old days you would have eviscerated molly...you okay, man? :3eye:
He's having an identity crisis, check the related thread in Meta.
Primum non nocere, not to worry, you didn't.
You were wise not to advise PP in this venue.
Yes, after a little research I don't feel too bad. I honestly thought someone was having fun with a sock puppet at first. Anyway ... molly registered 'way, 'way off the weird shit-o-meter. Blinding people with wasp spray? What a sweetheart.
OD I think it was previously posted that HE is an ex pharmaceutical rep that may have sampled too many of his samples...;)
OD I think it was previously posted that HE is an ex pharmaceutical rep that may have sampled too many of his samples...;)
I do recall seeing that ... should've written molly as 'molly'. I was being sarcastic with the 'sweetheart' bit.
And yeah, that must've been some sample kit his pharm company provided ... :rolleyes:
Wow! Employ the scientific method...brilliant! ;)
OD I am fluent in sarcasm :D That info was posted in some long ago thread. PP was fun for awhile until he/she became like a broken record...boring.
I think I must enjoy posting in this thread so I can go to the index page and see " I'm a Whore By Nirvana ;)
Oh well...maybe I don't feel bad about missing out if this person has actual mental issues. I thought it was just a crazy troll.