Do you fart in company?

limey • Aug 25, 2012 7:03 am

Well, do you?

Sundae • Aug 25, 2012 7:53 am

But only if I think I can sneak it out undetected :whofart:

ZenGum • Aug 25, 2012 8:51 am

Fart loud, fart proud.

BrianR • Aug 25, 2012 10:32 am

my inner male has a black belt in farting. *I*, of course, NEVER fart!

It's always either HIM or the DOG.

fargon • Aug 25, 2012 11:04 am

My family is from Texas where farting is a competitive sport.

footfootfoot • Aug 25, 2012 1:47 pm

http://www.thebookladysblog.com/2008/10/07/an-evening-with-david-sedaris wrote:

Another highlight occurred when Mr. Sedaris read entries from the diary he keeps as he travels. He told us about a flight attendant he met at one booksigning who told him that she and the other flight attendants relieve their gas pains (caused, she claimed, by air constriction at high pressure and altitude) by farting as they walk up and down the aisles of the plane. The noise from the engine covers it up, and passengers always assume it’s coming from other passengers. “We call it cropdusting,” she told him.

Gravdigr • Aug 25, 2012 6:22 pm

Fart related terminology:

Whistleberries = beans
Whistlebritches = farter
Barking spider = takes the blame for a fart (like the the dog)

Reg • Aug 25, 2012 9:04 pm

Squeaky Floorboards.

limey • Aug 26, 2012 7:00 am

Well hello, Reg! I'm honoured that my poll has flushed you out of the woodwork, so to speak :)

Sundae • Aug 26, 2012 7:05 am

Now I know a barking spider to be the same as a chocolate starfish - the perp not the excuse.

footfootfoot • Aug 26, 2012 3:14 pm

Did you step on a frog?
Want to buy a duck?

DucksNuts • Aug 27, 2012 2:35 am

Bullfrog?

I fart in front of the kids and my very best friends....that's it.

Lola Bunny • Aug 27, 2012 11:52 am

Only in front of my mom, sister, and nephew. Now, if one slips out in front of other people who comes in my home, it's not my fault. :p: Whenever I'm in public, it's never me no matter what anyone says. :lol: