High School daughter had first swim meet of season. Out of county so they were entitled to a school bus. So they took it as a team-bonding exercise.
On the way home, they decided to stop at Dairy Queen. They tried to take the bus through the drive-thru. She just described the look of horror on the woman's face :lol:
She just described the look of horror on the woman's face :lol:
I bet it was like the woman's at Captain D's counter when I ordered 200 hushpuppies.
ETA: We were having an impromptu fish fry.
Ahhhh, good time, good times. The poor fast food employees when our basketball or track bus would pull in.
When I worked at the bar if we all of a sudden got inexplicably busy, the owner would say "tour bus."
Re: tour bus
When I worked the grill at Sonic, in my teens, our manager would yell "Load it!! Slam coming!!"
A description of a picture. The "restoration" of the fresco of Jesus which now "resembles a crayon sketch of a very hairy monkey in an ill-fitting tunic"
And the picture itself. Sorry, art-lovers, but this is hilarious. Somehow it had escaped my attention until now, so it made me lol.
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The Huffington Post now reports that there is a movement to save the Ecce Homo restoration:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/24/ironic-art-fans-petition-_n_1827726.html?utm_hp_ref=artsI love the scroll she added at the bottom too. It's like a Mr. Bean production.
I've seen this numerous times, but I still snorted loudly again when I saw it just now. I love it.
I think the Cellar should definitely endorse the campaign to preserve the "restoration" Laughter is so precious :D
A description of a picture. The "restoration" of the fresco of Jesus which now "resembles a crayon sketch of a very hairy monkey in an ill-fitting tunic"
And the picture itself. Sorry, art-lovers, but this is hilarious. Somehow it had escaped my attention until now, so it made me lol.
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The Huffington Post now reports that there is a movement to save the Ecce Homo restoration:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/24/ironic-art-fans-petition-_n_1827726.html?utm_hp_ref=arts
http://art-eater.com/2012/08/ecce-mono-art-restoration-revolution/
Ecco Mono (Behold the Ape) gets memed. Worthy.
refer you to LOLdwellars thread
Groupon's Guide to Having a Million Dollars:
One million dollars is the largest amount of money any human can conceive of, much less accumulate over a lifetime. Here are the extravagant items you’re required to purchase once you achieve the only financial goal worth pursuing:
• Portrait of yourself stroking a fluffy cat and/or skull
• Carelessly amassed pile of boats
• Rare Superman comic where he punches out Eisenhower
• A roaring indoor fire
• A man in white gloves who isn’t the butler, don’t hand him anything (wearing white gloves is the man’s entire job)
• Ancient statue of a dead Greek hunk
• Oh man, a pool table!
Thinking about a Yosemite Sam smilie shooting off his guns and going "YEHAW!"
and getting butter on my cuffs. That's an Oscar Wilde thing. I'm a lit nerd and I don't care who knows. stuff like that pops up in my head all the time and I think I might be crazy so call me, maybe.
A thread where people are telling V he's using luxury items and should have said so before he said 'guess how much this cost'. :)
*snort* ... Ali's post above me.
that Aliantha is channeling Drax. Draxia could be a good name.
I see that monster is the only one who gave a helpful response to this thread.
Came out of all-parent function/waste-of-time at high school. Everyone hit their alarm or their lock button to set off their horn to help them find their cars. Surprised no Earthquake reports ensued.
How lazy is it not to bother to remember where you parked because you can just make it beep when you need to find it? I LOLled
Just been looking at the future Queen of England's tits.
Good on you girl, get them out while they look like that. Mine did once and I wish I had.
Funny the different reaction between this and Harry's naked romp shots. Many pundits here saying, "Well she should have known - she's a Royal now, she can't do that!" Meh. Face it out. Something to show the grandchildren. But yes, sue the arse off the French publication and photographer - they have strict privacy laws over there.
I agree- get them out there while their still hot!
and never mind her tits - would you look at that ass? That's a mighty fine ass on that girl. Better than Pippa's.
This shameless objectification of women is making me sick.
Just been looking at the future Queen of England's tits.
Good on you girl, get them out while they look like that. Mine did once and I wish I had.
Funny the different reaction between this and Harry's naked romp shots. Many pundits here saying, "Well she should have known - she's a Royal now, she can't do that!" Meh. Face it out. Something to show the grandchildren. But yes, sue the arse off the French publication and photographer - they have strict privacy laws over there.
haven't searched for this story yet, but did I just hear that "disgraced former Prime Minister Berlosconi was in trouble again for his publishing outfit's TWENTY SIX PAGE SPREAD of her topless-ness? wow, 26 pages of one (pair of one) subject seems like a lot of one chest.
I prefer the way the French treated royalty in the old days.
This shameless objectification of women is making me sick.
Ok that right there IS pretty damn funny. :)
text conversation:
Eagles center is injured, out for the season
He's such a woman
Yeah, he injured his vagina
This shameless objectification of women is making me sick.
I laughed. Then I laughed some more :p