Dear Mods and UT

Thank you for your service at the front. I know you signed on more in a "weekend soldier" capacity and suddenly find yourselves in a bunker in The Iraqnet. I will try to send care packages, but the economy back home is kinda shite right now. I'd create a Cellar "Fuck Spam" magnetic car ribbon to sell on Zazzle for fundraising purposes if it wasn't a complete rip-off.......

in the meanwhile, I love you in a non-fiscal way. That's legal, right? If a tiny bit immoral....

Are your MREs holding out? We've turned in all our silk stockings and are learning to rivet.

Thanks, guys. Nightmare! :)

We're all here for immoral support ...

You're welcome. Thanks for thanking. I'm happy to help the Cellar.

What monster said!

Yeah, thanks guys!

We do it because of you.

The spamfest is my fault?

..or Griff's?

...I alway thought he seemed dodgy.......

Yeah. What Monster said. With knobs on!

My apologies! I was texting my Azerbaijani cow orkers about a new spam idea... sorry Griffarov

Those Azerbaijanis taught him everything he knows about breaking CAPTCHA programs and raising goats...

for you? I'm doing it because of the feeling of ultimate power and authority.