I just want to...

I just want to,
Fall in love with Jesus,
I just want to,
Leave the past behind,
Find that truth divine,
Reinstate the,
Calmness of my mind,
So I'm just going to,
Take my time and re-align,
The drum beats out of line,
The past is gone,
I'm still here,
Love drives out fear,
So the question is,
How much do you care??

yftp

JBK, that sounds gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

I just want to fall in love with cheeses
I just want to drink some wine
to be in the garden when it freezes
and you know I'm feeling fine

pass the hanky when she sneezes
I miss the pain when it eases
you write these poems just to tease us
god is a just a nigger faggot


•spoken in to my phone

LOL!

all the word Gay means is Happy.. and yes I agree there is nothing wrong with being happy...

you write these poems just to tease us
god is a just a nigger faggot

NOT

@Jim - not funny or SMaRT

you had to be there, Lampy, me boy.

long story.

I just want to...

Celebrate!

[YOUTUBE]y-cZiu8osE8[/YOUTUBE]

Iz the jayum!!!!

It is no longer surprising to me to find yet another piece of evidence that Gravdigr and I listened to the same radio selections in our formative years.

Rock on brother!

:D

JBKlyde;823367 wrote:

all the word Gay means is Happy.. and yes I agree there is nothing wrong with being happy...

Actually, the young ones have decided that the word 'gay' also means something or someone that is stupid, which is...well...stupid. I don't like the word 'gay' myself. It's just another thesaurical word that's basically confusing due to it's 3 meanings. If someone's happy, just say they're happy; if something's stupid, just say it's stupid; and if someone's a homosexual, just say they're homosexual.

Lamplighter;823371 wrote:

@Jim - not funny or SMaRT

I agree. Jim, don't be a p'tahk.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay

gay   [gey] Show IPA
adjective gay·er, gay·est,
1.
homosexual.
2.
of, indicating, or supporting homosexual interests or issues: a gay organization.
3.
having or showing a merry, lively mood: gay spirits; gay music. Synonyms: cheerful, gleeful, happy, glad, cheery, lighthearted, joyous, joyful, jovial; sunny, lively, vivacious, sparkling; chipper, playful, jaunty, sprightly, blithe. Antonyms: serious, grave, solemn, joyless; staid, sedate; unhappy, morose, grim; sad, depressed, melancholy.
4.
bright or showy: gay colors; gay ornaments. Synonyms: colorful, brilliant, vivid, intense, lustrous; glittering, theatrical, flamboyant. Antonyms: dull, drab, somber, lackluster; conservative.
5.
Slang: Often Disparaging and Offensive . awkward, stupid, or bad; lame: This game is really gay.

and I am not a homo...

I have no need to be a bad ass...

John R. Sellers;823434 wrote:

I agree. Jim, don't be a p'tahk.

John, you do know I don't speak Klingon, right? So whatever a p'tahk is, I wouldn't even know if I was being one. Besides, if I did I might be more inclined to BE one just for the novelty of it.

So what is a p'tahk? in english, if you would. or you could draw a picture, I guess.



And so's you know... that last line was a 3fold jab at JB and a reference to an old cellar thread.... nothing to do with God. or you.







cock.

All that aside, I just wanna say: excellent use of p'tahk in a conversation.

jimhelm;823443 wrote:

So what is a p'tahk?

LOL. The last time I called you a p'tahk, you did figure out I was insulting you.

Anyway, the Klingons use it as a cuss word. It doesn't have a direct translation, but the closest definition is a[COLOR="Purple"] useless piece of non-functional garbage who's generally unable to get anything done right[/COLOR], which, now that I think about it, was a bit much, but I just couldn't think of another way to describe you in this particular instance. Therefore, I sincerely apologize.

Incidentally, I am not fluent in Klingon either, but I look stuff up.

JBKlyde;823437 wrote:

and I am not a homo...

I don't think Spexx was calling you gay, just your post.

JBK, that poem sounds like you want to have sex with Jesus. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

JBK, that poem sounds like you want to have sex with Jesus. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

what?? that's ridiculous..

But you would if he asked wouldn't you?

•spoken in to my phone

Do you think he'd let you use all of his holes...?


[sorry. That was uncalled for. I just couldn't resist...]

ok.. this is just wrong

but it's topical.

also very NSFW









Jesus Fucking Christ

that's sick, what just a total evil thing to say...

Agreed. Jim, being a jerk is one thing, but that picture...dude, yer just damaged.

Like a moth to a flame....

•spoken in to my phone

If so, then so be it. I'm a moth. I am...THE LEGENDARY MOTHMAN!!

Quick...get some mothballs!

I've read the two pages of this thread and I'm STILL laughing at jim's joke.

I thought it was hilarious.

and the added bonus of the Klingon word just ups the nerd quotient of the whole thing making it a nearly perfect cellar thread: some crazy, some insulting joke, some nerd thing that has to be explained by some nerd...priceless.

THIS is why I come here.
I thank you all.

JBKlyde;823357 wrote:

I just want to,
Fall in love with Jesus,
I just want to,
Leave the past behind,
Find that truth divine,
Reinstate the,
Calmness of my mind,
So I'm just going to,
Take my time and re-align,
The drum beats out of line,
The past is gone,
I'm still here,
Love drives out fear,
So the question is,
How much do you care??

yftp

I just want to,
Fall in love with Jesus,
I just want to,
Feel his vast behind,
Find that supple butt,
Reinsert my,
fullness in his bum,
So I'm just going to,
Take my time and Viagara,
My meat beats out of line,
The fist is gone,
I'm still hard,
My love drives into his ear,
So the question is,
How much can you take??

Brianna;823675 wrote:

some nerd thing that has to be explained by some nerd...priceless.

I'm not a nerd, and I don't consider myself smart. I just look stuff up cuz I'm curious.

Spexxvet;823677 wrote:

I just want to,
Fall in love with Jesus,
I just want to,
Feel his vast behind,
Find that supple butt,
Reinsert my,
fullness in his bum,
So I'm just going to,
Take my time and Viagara,
My meat beats out of line,
The fist is gone,
I'm still hard,
My love drives into his ear,
So the question is,
How much can you take??

Ahh. Another P'TAHK! Or maybe your a lo'Be Vos. Naw. Yer just a Yintagh.

@Brianna: I guess I am a nerd, and it doesn't bother me to be one.

I understand Jim's usual mode of operation, and sometimes I do find it funny.
The difference with JBK is that Jim knows he is taunting JBK --- but JBK doesn't.

I find such taunting offensive, because it is contemptuous.

John R. Sellers;823688 wrote:

Ahh. Another P'TAHK! Or maybe your a lo'Be Vos. Naw. Yer just a Yintagh.

Sop wI' Ha'DIbaH :D

Well played. At least someone 'round here knows how to 'look it up.'

I thought Jim was responding to the thread drift actually. Someone suggested that the poem sounded like Jb wanted to have sex with Jebus, then a little nudge of 'yeah but you would though'from Jim, then I took thimgs firmly into the gutter with the comment about his holes, and Jim's Jesus Fucking Christ joke kind of followed from that.

That's not deliberately taunting JB that's riffing on each other's warped humour :p

DanaC;823665 wrote:

Quick...get some mothballs!

careful...

















first you have to pry their tiny legs apart.

Incidentally: I don't know about others, but I much prefer the term 'geek' to 'nerd'.

Because everybody knows, the geeks shall inherit the earth. That's all I'm saying.

BigV;823704 wrote:

careful...

















first you have to pry their tiny legs apart.

Boomshaka!


[eta] Kinda makes you wonder how they get flyspray...?

so this IS a satanic web site I knew...

JBKlyde;823713 wrote:

so this IS a satanic web site I knew...

Is it Satanic to want to make love to the person you love?

Sometimes.

NSFW


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AS-ts5_nuF8

Is it Satanic to want to make love to the person you love?

I think it's satanic to make Jesus out to be a whore monger.

JBKlyde;823719 wrote:

I think it's satanic to make Jesus out to be a whore monger.

I don't think anybody's trying to do that, JB. Consensual sex can be a beautiful thing in every sense of the word.

Nerd, geek...whatever. It is said with love and a little bit of awe.


GeekNerds - I salute you. If it weren't for my awesome eyeliner, I might even BE one.

I only brought it up to use my geeks shall inherit the earth gag ;p

Anyways, you're a feminist lit geek :p

Spexxvet;823715 wrote:

Is it Satanic to want to make love to the person you love?

do you love your mother? does she love you?

Oof! He shoots he scores.


Just to jump back to being serious for a moment:

I actually really liked the poem. It reminds me of those southern spiritual type songs.

BigV;823755 wrote:

do you love your mother? does she love you?

Well... no. I'm not from West Virginia. ;)

That would be outside the societal norm, but is it Satanic? If you are a M-Fer, does that mean you worship Satan? After all, Caine or Abel or whoever MUST have done his mom, or Adam did his daughter, right? (only half kidding)

Brianna;823675 wrote:

I've read the two pages of this thread and I'm STILL laughing at jim's joke.

I thought it was hilarious.

and the added bonus of the Klingon word just ups the nerd quotient of the whole thing making it a nearly perfect cellar thread: some crazy, some insulting joke, some nerd thing that has to be explained by some nerd...priceless.

THIS is why I come here.
I thank you all.

And getting people to laugh is why I come here. This is good.

Lamplighter;823693 wrote:

@Brianna: I guess I am a nerd, and it doesn't bother me to be one.

I understand Jim's usual mode of operation, and sometimes I do find it funny.
The difference with JBK is that Jim knows he is taunting JBK --- but JBK doesn't.

I find such taunting offensive, because it is contemptuous.

Your face is contentious.

I wasnt mocking jb. Jb is a troll. I was just using his poem to make the rest laugh. Get off my wave, Jebediah.

Personally, I think JB's just tryin' to express himself, but considering some of the nasty replies he gets, he should probably hold back a bit cuz it ain't helpin' in his quest for self-enlightenment....this ain't da place to enrich one's spirit'. :D

I think he's trying to save us.

LOL.

I'm trying to help you people save your selves

Well, ten out of ten for the whole walking amongst godless heathens type thing...

this isn't the only site I go to..

JBKlyde;823891 wrote:

I'm trying to help you people save your selves

Sorry to say it, but that's the stupidest post I've seen on here. We are all (Dwellers and otherwise) gonna believe what we want. LET IT GO!

Now, i f you'll excuse me, I'm missing the Thursday marathon of ALF on the HUB.

Dear Cellar......

Enjoy your new Draxalys Overlord.............

We are not amused.

Neither are we!

Monster, don't you dare abandon us.