New game: Who will be the next Mrs. Cruise?

Pete Zicato • Jul 5, 2012 2:17 pm
http://www.businessinsider.com/how-scientologists-lured-katie-holmes-to-marry-tom-cruise-2012-7

One answer per person. You can change your answer, but you give up your previous answer. First person with the correct answer as their last answer wins.
Aliantha • Jul 5, 2012 6:21 pm
Lady Gaga
Nirvana • Jul 5, 2012 6:34 pm
Nathan Lane?
Rhianne • Jul 5, 2012 6:35 pm
Pete Zicato
Clodfobble • Jul 5, 2012 6:43 pm
Katy Perry.
DanaC • Jul 5, 2012 6:44 pm
In a totally unseen shock of a move: Ellen.
jimhelm • Jul 5, 2012 6:44 pm
Leslie Lohan
Clodfobble • Jul 5, 2012 6:52 pm
Honestly, I think it will be someone no one's ever heard of. Because he's a known nutter now, so the only person who would be with him is someone who wants the fame very badly and can't get it themselves. It'll be an actress/model who is really making her living as a waitress, or the assistant makeup artist on his next movie...
Undertoad • Jul 5, 2012 7:01 pm
Zooey Deschanel OF COURSE

- Scientologist
- Waiting for divorce settlement any day now
- Just one year younger than Katie
monster • Jul 5, 2012 8:30 pm
Sundae
infinite monkey • Jul 5, 2012 8:55 pm
Clodfobble;818666 wrote:
Honestly, I think it will be someone no one's ever heard of. Because he's a known nutter now, so the only person who would be with him is someone who wants the fame very badly and can't get it themselves. It'll be an actress/model who is really making her living as a waitress, or the assistant makeup artist on his next movie...


I don't know. I think it has to be an actress, and one with also questionable abilities so that you think for a second that tom has some credibility.

Nicole? Eh, she did a couple good films but she's no gold standard.

Katie? I direct you to Pieces of April, a great indie film, and ask was it good acting or just a great part for her? I rather like Katie because of that role.

My guess is that chick from the twilight films..
Spexxvet • Jul 6, 2012 12:02 pm
John Travolta
infinite monkey • Jul 6, 2012 12:25 pm
I think he should marry Talky Tina.

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Lamplighter • Jul 6, 2012 1:04 pm
I'm with Spexxvet.

The church deacons may have been shooting for that all along.
kerosene • Jul 6, 2012 2:03 pm
Undertoad;818667 wrote:
Zooey Deschanel OF COURSE

- Scientologist
- Waiting for divorce settlement any day now
- Just one year younger than Katie


Good one. I didn't know she was one of them too.

My guess is one of those Kardashian people. Can I use Kardashian as one guess but still get all 20 of them in on one guess? I figure if you put them all together they might add up to the intelligence of one normal person...
Sundae • Jul 6, 2012 3:02 pm
Clodfobble;818666 wrote:
Honestly, I think it will be someone no one's ever heard of. Because he's a known nutter now, so the only person who would be with him is someone who wants the fame very badly and can't get it themselves.

monster;818676 wrote:
Sundae

It's true. And he looks like a poor man's John Barrowman, so it's worth a punt.
I sent him an email with a recent picture of me (1987) and made a point of saying I never wear high heeled shoes, and if he wants to get to know me better he should stop by here.

Keep authorising the newbs please, he may post any day!
Gravdigr • Jul 15, 2012 7:19 pm
My money's on Will Smith.
Trilby • Jul 16, 2012 5:43 am
Courtney Stoddan!
jimhelm • Jul 16, 2012 9:45 am
jimhelm;818661 wrote:
Leslie Lohan


None of you Alfred Einsteins caught me on this
BigV • Jul 16, 2012 11:54 am
Pete Zicato;818606 wrote:
http://www.businessinsider.com/how-scientologists-lured-katie-holmes-to-marry-tom-cruise-2012-7

One answer per person. You can change your answer, but you give up your previous answer. First person with the correct answer as their last answer wins.


the next woman he marries.