What would happen if Chuck Norris tried to smash a Nokia mobile phone?
The mobile phone would break.
The person holding the other end of the line would be smashed into delicious human flavored jam.
Jam? A savory chutney perhaps. But delicious nonetheless.
Finland would fall into the sea.
All deserts would turn to glass.
Aliens would land on the planet....President Obama would call Chuck...[SIZE="1"](cross thread points?)[/SIZE]
From then on it would be called just KIA.
