You put a pig in a dinner jacket. Is it still a pig?
Depends on how it self identifies.
I'm not here to be in a dinner jacket, I'm here to be me.
I've met plenty of pigs. Some wore dinner jackets.
I just wrestled with them though.
Still a pig. It's not a maître d' until it also has slicked back hair and a boutonnière in the lapel.
"Waiter there's a fly in my soup."
"You think you got problems buddy? My Maitre d' is a pig!"
For God's sake Inf, put that joke down, you don't know where its been :p
If you put a pig in a dinner jacket is it still a pig?
Depends...Is it on a treadmill?
More importantly, can we still get bacon from it?