The Community Will Out God

monster • Jun 12, 2012 7:02 pm
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Come on, look at the evidence:

1) His acolytes are all male and wear fancy dresses and forsake women
2) His child was fathered without heterosexual intercourse
3) He has long curly hair
4) He never married
5) He will never introduce you to his parents
6) He spends a lot of time worrying about the menu and not so much on the seating arrangement
7) Too many people know this, there's no way that closet isn't going to get bust wide open soon.......
ZenGum • Jun 13, 2012 5:09 am
:lol: Oh you blasphemer! :lol:
BigV • Jun 13, 2012 11:22 am
first she knows what god wants

then she's the devil's advocate

now she's a blasphemer.

for pete's sake, can I get a program or something here??
Sundae • Jun 13, 2012 11:51 am
I call your a part of your evidence into question.
Gene Simmons has long curly hair, whereas Sheldon is bald as a cueball.
BigV • Jun 13, 2012 11:57 am
makes you wonder, don't it?

That's the point. If you wonder, it must be ... bad.
monster • Jun 13, 2012 12:16 pm
Sundae;815103 wrote:
Sheldon is bald as a cueball.
everywhere?
monster • Jun 13, 2012 12:17 pm
BigV;815098 wrote:
first she knows what god wants

then she's the devil's advocate

now she's a blasphemer.

for pete's sake, can I get a program or something here??





maybe she is god? or is pete god?
BigV • Jun 13, 2012 12:40 pm
I don't claim to know.

Good questions though!
Gravdigr • Jun 13, 2012 4:29 pm
The line for the handcart forms to the left.
infinite monkey • Jun 13, 2012 11:57 pm
I'm not getting much, I just need a handbasket.
ZenGum • Jun 14, 2012 8:40 am
Sundae;815103 wrote:
whereas Sheldon is bald as a cueball.


monster;815107 wrote:
everywhere?


No point asking Sundae!
BigV • Jun 14, 2012 11:53 am
monster;815107 wrote:
everywhere?


Everywhere he goes.
Sundae • Jun 14, 2012 2:26 pm
ZenGum;815236 wrote:
No point asking Sundae!

It's true.
I profess ignorance of the pubic regions of Gene Simmons, Sheldon and God.
Gravdigr • Jun 14, 2012 4:11 pm
infinite monkey;815213 wrote:
I'm not getting much, I just need a handbasket.


Oh, you're gonna get it.

:D
Sundae • Jun 14, 2012 4:15 pm
infinite monkey;815213 wrote:
I'm not getting much, I just need a handbasket.

Gravdigr;815274 wrote:
Oh, you're gonna get it.

Tcha, despite the fact my cups overfloweth, I only need a thimble.
Gravdigr • Jun 14, 2012 4:17 pm
Sundae;815261 wrote:
It's true.
I profess ignorance of the pubic regions of Gene Simmons, Sheldon and God.


So, it's not you Gene sings about in Plaster Caster?
Sundae • Jun 14, 2012 4:20 pm
No, but the Beatles prefigured Sheldon's life in Helter Skelter...
jimhelm • Jun 14, 2012 4:23 pm
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TheMercenary • Jun 14, 2012 9:23 pm
monster;814948 wrote:
[COLOR="LightBlue"]http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=27512[/COLOR]
Come on, look at the evidence:

1) His acolytes are all male and wear fancy dresses and forsake women
2) His child was fathered without heterosexual intercourse
3) He has long curly hair
4) He never married
5) He will never introduce you to his parents
6) He spends a lot of time worrying about the menu and not so much on the seating arrangement
7) Too many people know this, there's no way that closet isn't going to get bust wide open soon.......


:lol: That rocks.
JBKlyde • Jun 15, 2012 3:00 pm
I have absolutely no idea what yall are talking about...