Once upon a time there was a town in a country far far away. The people of this town were so ungodly that they smoked weed with bible paper and had sex with there farm animals. On a cold winters day a man named "Ephagus" enter this town. Ephagus was a traveling sales man and he had been traveling for a long time. Upon entering the town he noticed that people were staring at him like he was some strange being that would cause great harm. Well Ephagus was certain that he could sell this magic toilet paper he'd been promoting after all who wouldn't want regenerating toilet paper. So he walked to the town square and and began shouting. "Come one Come All" get your own magic toilet paper, It's only a dollar a roll and you'll never need more than one roll because it regenerates itself. Well believe it or not people began buying the toilet paper. And Soon Ephagus had made a small fortune selling the toilet paper. Then just as he was about to leave a young lad came running up to him and said you fruad this toilet paper dosn't work we all have rashes on our asses and we want our money back. Ephagus in turn said your guarented only 2 wipes per paper and there are 100 papers in the roll.
So all the towns men wrapped the toilet paper around Ephagus and flushed him down the toilet. THE END
The Moral of this Story: There is a reason why Our Money says "In God We Trust"
Angelfire is still a thing?
I just use it cause it's free...
Smoking weed with bible paper makes one ungodly???
Ephagus = A Fag Us, more intolerance
Ephagus = A Fag Us, more intolerance
that never crossed my mind until you mentioned it... I suppose I was going for the eF-A-gust of wind...
Reading that just makes my annoyance with the misuse of their, there, they're, bubble to the surface. Oh and the contraction 'you are" or you're is not spelled your. [/annoyed grammar spelling nazi]
;)
I suppose that the first thing to 'go' in a failing community would be grammar and spelling// after all noone pays attention to the "GO'SPel" of Jesus...
JBK you have failed
you failed to get my attention with your [note proper use here]story
you failed to get anyone to believe your[ditto] story
they're [:angel:] not listening now, they're not listening still, perhaps they never will
bored tonight JBK?
totally
Boredom is the key to hell and the internet is the devil's way of tempting you to turn it. God wants you to occupy hyourself by getting out there in the real word and feeding the hungry. Not sitting here thinking how phucking filosophically phantastic you are. Pride, U has it. Shameful.
Now you know what God wants too?
This is... troubling. I had no idea JBK was contagious.
:D I have found god.
[COLOR="LightBlue"]but I didn't know where he'd been, so beest told me to leave him there and go wash my hands immediately[/COLOR]
[COLOR="LightBlue"]Godshit?[/COLOR]
First name: Snuffle.
HM done gone and won this thread.
I'd hope you guys would see the significance of money turning into toilet paper when it is not used in a Godly fashion.
All of our money has the words "IN GOD WE TRUST" on it; so, any way we use it is Godly.
IN गणपति WE TRUST
that's easy for *you* to say.
I'd hope you guys would see the significance of money turning into toilet paper when it is not used in a Godly fashion.
If you buy the luxury brands of bogroll it's actually cheaper to wipe your arse on dollar bills. Plus you can rinse them off and use them again or take them to the bank and change them for crispy new ones. I hope you see the significance of the rinsing.
Easy to re-use toilet paper.
Just hang it on the line and beat the shit out of it.
Thanks, folks, I'll be here all weekend. It's the dysentery.
If you buy the luxury brands of bogroll it's actually cheaper to wipe your arse on dollar bills. Plus you can rinse them off and use them again or take them to the bank and change them for crispy new ones. I hope you see the significance of the rinsing.
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