I am the Queen of Classy.

monster • Jun 8, 2012 6:55 pm
Tight schedule today. Multitasking to the max. Sat in the Walmart parking lot in my beat up red minivan with magnetic chrome flames (also beat up).... painting my toenals so they could dry as I shopped....

(It was the second coat, I did the first one in the parking lot at my gym)

Class.

I has it.
Aliantha • Jun 8, 2012 7:26 pm
I had a pedicure yesterday. I think mine was probably more fun than yours. :)
sexobon • Jun 8, 2012 7:38 pm
When they make the movies about your lives, these years will portrayed by Lindsay Lohan as monster and Paris Hilton as Aliantha.
monster • Jun 8, 2012 7:40 pm
I don't like anyone messing with my feet......I'm certainly not going to pay them to do it.....
monster • Jun 8, 2012 7:40 pm
You don't think Brittney will be around to play me?
sexobon • Jun 8, 2012 7:51 pm
Britney is committed to portraying Madonna exclusively; but, if Lady Gaga ever gets into acting ...
monster • Jun 8, 2012 7:56 pm
she has way too much class to play me. palin -is she available?
infinite monkey • Jun 8, 2012 8:09 pm
:lol:

You is one classy broad! As for the movie: Toni Collette. :)
monster • Jun 8, 2012 8:28 pm
oh YES. you nailed it. Toni for sure. preferably in her slimmer shape unless we're being totally factual....
monster • Jun 8, 2012 8:29 pm
and I prefer my swimmers dark-haired.....
TheMercenary • Jun 8, 2012 8:38 pm
"I am the Queen of Classy." :lol2:
infinite monkey • Jun 8, 2012 8:41 pm
Tit.
ZenGum • Jun 8, 2012 8:50 pm
Hang on.

Which "class" you were being "y" depends very much on the colour you were painting your toenails.

Also the number of toes you have.

Walmart carpark does drag the class index down, but a gym, any gym, should drag it up.

We need more details to judge you convincingly. :p
sexobon • Jun 8, 2012 10:19 pm
Good on you professor for not simply dismissing the class.
monster • Jun 9, 2012 8:31 am
Why, the finest purple of course. See the RFN thread for the old paint job -the color is a little more vibrant when freshly applied.

I have toes enough to hold six marbles whilst wearing flipflops.
Aliantha • Jun 9, 2012 7:48 pm
sexobon;814470 wrote:
When they make the movies about your lives, these years will portrayed by Lindsay Lohan as monster and Paris Hilton as Aliantha.


Did you just infer that I'm a superficial idiot sexo?
sexobon • Jun 9, 2012 8:03 pm
Aliantha;814606 wrote:
Did you just infer that I'm a superficial idiot sexo?

Aliantha;814467 wrote:
I had a pedicure yesterday. I think mine was probably more fun than yours. :)

Just that you appreciate indulgence. ;)
Aliantha • Jun 9, 2012 9:02 pm
Oh well, that's ok then. And true too! :)
Rhianne • Jun 9, 2012 9:13 pm
Well saved Sexobon!
monster • Jun 9, 2012 10:53 pm
But wait, what did I get inferred to be ......oh never mind, my drink just arrived......
jimhelm • Jun 9, 2012 11:27 pm
infinite monkey;814479 wrote:
:lol:

You is one classy broad! As for the movie: Toni Collette. :)


Nah. Siguorney Weaver
monster • Jun 9, 2012 11:30 pm
Well my nail polish was made of alien blood.....
sexobon • Jun 10, 2012 1:14 am
monster;814613 wrote:
But wait, what did I get inferred to be ......

I thought of Lindsay Lohan to portray you 'cause she would do her toenails in a vehicle AND do it while driving. :eek: Hollywood likes to embellish stories like that. Lohan was recently in another accident you know. Were the cops astute enough to check her toenails for wet polish? I bet not. :eyebrow:
Sundae • Jun 10, 2012 7:54 am
I'd be played by Charlize Theron.
Because she can rock pink hair and ugly-up.