What, perhaps should concern you but maybe OK to ignore for now? Could be TMI

I was listening to Patton Oswalt last night and was laughing so hard I almost shit myself. Like really.

I managed to shut off the volume just in time. Could have been very, very unpleasant.

Youre over 50. There are two rules that you need to ad to your daily.

1. Never waste a hard on.

2. Never trust a fart.

Ha! Brilliant!

My balls itch.

oooo... tough one. that falls between a boner and a butthole.


scratch that. Not falls, hangs. Actually, scratch that. Scratch them.


Ah.. that's better.

:lol2: