Empty Tomb

JBKlyde • May 19, 2012 11:25 am
It's an empty tomb,
Jesus has risen,
It's an empty tomb,
Come share your wisdom,
Down with the gloom,
Down with the doom,
I ain't got no room for fear,
Turn from evil,
And start drawing near,
Near to God,
Near to Love,
Set your sights,
On things above,
It's an empty tomb,
Jesus has risen,
It's an empty tomb,
Come share your wisdom,

y-f-t-p
DanaC • May 19, 2012 11:33 am
n-y-f-t-p


:p
JBKlyde • May 19, 2012 9:18 pm
radio edit

It's an empty tomb,
Jesus has risen,
It's an empty tomb,
Come share your wisdom,
To hell with the gloom,
To hell with the doom,
I ain't got no room for fear,
Turn from evil,
And start drawing near,
Near to God,
Near to Love,
Set your sights,
On things above,
It's an empty tomb,
Jesus has risen,
It's an empty tomb,
Come share your wisdom,
sexobon • May 19, 2012 10:02 pm
IMHO, the OP version was better. The opposite actions complement each other:
[SIZE="1"]...
Jesus has risen,
...
Down with the gloom,
Down with the doom,
...
Jesus has risen,
...[/SIZE]
Your changes would better compliment the other lines if you changed action to place elsewhere too:
[SIZE="1"]...
Jesus ascends to heaven,
...
To hell with the gloom,
To hell with the doom,
...
Jesus ascends to heaven,
...[/SIZE]
Even then I'd still prefer the OP version.
Spexxvet • May 21, 2012 11:02 am
JBKlyde;812286 wrote:
It's an empty tomb,
Jesus has risen,
It's an empty tomb,
Come share your wisdom,
Down with the gloom,
Down with the doom,
I ain't got no room for fear,
Turn from evil,
And start drawing near,
Near to God,
Near to Love,
Set your sights,
On things above,
It's an empty tomb,
Jesus has risen,
It's an empty tomb,
Come share your wisdom,

y-f-t-p


Jesus, Jesus bo Besus Bonana fanna fo Fesus
Fee fy mo Mesus, Jesus!
Undertoad • May 21, 2012 11:12 am
Its only a paper tomb
Sailing over cardboard Galilee
But it wouldn't be make-believe
If you believed in Je (sus)
Yes, it's only a Jewish sky
Hanging over a Muslim tree
But it wouldn't be make-believe
If you believed in Je (sus)
Without your faith
It's a honky-tonk parade
Without your faith
It's a melody played in a penny arcade
It's a Barnum and Bailey world
Just as phony as it can be
But it wouldn't be make-believe
If you believed in Je (sus)
BigV • May 21, 2012 11:47 am
Ouch. That was pretty awesome!
DanaC • May 21, 2012 12:10 pm
Wow. That totally rocked.
sexobon • May 21, 2012 8:19 pm
A really gee-whiz adaptation.
JBKlyde • May 22, 2012 8:29 pm
yes that was nice undertoad...
infinite monkey • May 23, 2012 10:18 am
It's a clone-thread, a parody, and an original work, all in one!

It’s an empty comb
My hair has a schism
It’s an empty comb
Come share your wigdom
Get out the broom
Sweep up the room
I ain’t got no hair up here
Ate by boll weevils
Just as I feared
Near to bald
But I’m proud of
The smooth leather-like glove
Left by my empty comb
My hair has a schism
It’s an empty comb
Come share your wigdom
Ibby • May 24, 2012 5:34 pm
[COLOR="White"]It's an [/COLOR]empty[COLOR="white"] tomb,[/COLOR]
Jesus[COLOR="white"] has risen,[/COLOR]
[COLOR="white"]It's an [/COLOR]empty[COLOR="white"] tomb,
Come share your [/COLOR]wisdom,
[COLOR="white"]Down with the gloom,
Down with the doom,[/COLOR]
I ain't[COLOR="white"] got no room for fear,[/COLOR]
[COLOR="white"]Turn from [/COLOR]evil,
[COLOR="white"]And [/COLOR]start[COLOR="white"] drawing near,[/COLOR]
[COLOR="white"]Near to God,
Near [/COLOR]to Love
[COLOR="white"]Set your sights,
On things above,
It's an empty tomb,
Jesus has risen,
It's an empty tomb,
Come share your wisdom,[/COLOR]
TheMercenary • Jun 14, 2012 11:21 pm
The Empty Uterus
bares no fruit
Jesus needed no uterus
He needs not your love
You need his