A MODEST PROPOSAL

I will take it upon myself to do Jaime Dimon's job AND
I will do it for * half * the salary he makes.

Let's start your interview then.

Do you like to fire people? Do you really like it?

Let's just eat him.

Well, second question. Actually, a second chance at the second question, since you've messed up on your first answer.

"Salary" is not the right answer, since wages and salaries are regular income, subject to a maximum marginal rate of about 35%. Your compensation, yours, not the government's, should stay with you. How would you like to be compensated then to keep as much of it as possible?

Brianna;811488 wrote:

I will take it upon myself to do Jaime Dimon's job

85% of all problems are directly traceable to top management. Do you really want to be on the other side of that statement?

tw;811554 wrote:

85% of all problems are directly traceable to top management. Do you really want to be on the other side of that statement?

If it means I can weild Supreme Power...... sure.

BigV - just comp me the way they're comping Dimon Dick there
and that 'll be fine.

Brianna;811575 wrote:

If it means I can weild Supreme Power...... sure.

Now you have a serious problem. You are being honest.

That's been half my problemmy whole life.
;)

Now you have a problem.
TW is taking you seriously.

:lol:

Well...I may have to re-think my position.
If you want me to lose *three* billion or more it might cost you
an additional yacht and crew.

Brianna;811946 wrote:

Well...I may have to re-think my position.

It's only paper losses.

It just doesn't matter. It just doesn't matter. It just doesn't matter.

Living in an ethersphere makes problems easier.

Sundae;811523 wrote:

Let's just eat him.

I was disappointed this wasn't the original suggestion.

SteveDallas;811985 wrote:

I was disappointed this wasn't the original suggestion.

Dimons are not eatable.

did tw ever get his bj?

Not yet.

Thanks for reminding him.

tw's owed it - but lj's dreaming about it, that's what we know from this thread

tw;812164 wrote:

Dimons are not eatable.

Dimons are a girl's best friend.

Undertoad;812249 wrote:

tw's owed it - but lj's dreaming about it, that's what we know from this thread

your face is dreaming

monster;812258 wrote:

Dimons are a girl's best friend.

Even the Queen is having a Dimon Jubilee. This guy and Murdoch have too much influence of our lives.