666 words/phrases/euphemisms for The Devil

1) me :rar:


(do we have a devil smiley?)

2) Debbil
3) Beelzebub
4) Belial
5) Lucifer

6) Old Nick

7) Satan (or Satin, if you be dumb and stuff) :lol: Yeah, I'm going to hell. Which reminds me:
8) My boyfriend when I go to hell. I'll get the room with the TV and some ice water.

9. Old Harry
10. Sarge ('Devil for a Sergeant')
11. Mephistopheles

12. Baal
13. Lord of Flies
14. Prince of Darkness
15. Diablo

16. Ol' Scratch
17. Prince of Lies

monster;811038 wrote:

(do we have a devil smiley?)

colondevilcolon = :devil:

May you be in a colon a half an hour before the devil knows you're dead.
--old Irish toast

Gravdigr;811145 wrote:

colondevilcolon = :devil:

yeahno. That sucks.

I figured it would.

18. John Milton
19. Daryl Van Horne

Fallen angel
Chinfoot
the Black Man
The old Goat
The Horned One
"Dad"

monster;811038 wrote:

1) me :rar:


(do we have a devil smiley?)

Gravdigr;811145 wrote:

colondevilcolon = :devil:

monster;811331 wrote:

yeahno. That sucks.

Gravdigr;811564 wrote:

I figured it would.

We need horns and red eyes and a pichfork and a little badge that says Prez of the USA......

1) me
2) Debbil
3) Beelzebub
4) Belial
5) Lucifer
6) Old Nick
7) Satan (or Satin, if you be dumb and stuff) Yeah, I'm going to hell. Which reminds me:
8) My boyfriend when I go to hell. I'll get the room with the TV and some ice water.
9. Old Harry
10. Sarge ('Devil for a Sergeant')
11. Mephistopheles
12. Baal
13. Lord of Flies
14. Prince of Darkness
15. Diablo
16. Ol' Scratch
17. Prince of Lies
18. John Milton
19. Daryl Van Horne
20. Fallen angel
21. Chinfoot
22. the Black Man
23. The old Goat
24. The Horned One
25. "Dad"
26. The Man

27. Iblis

28. The Opposer
29. Shaytan

30. Ronald Reagan

The political thread is elsewhere.

Gravdigr;811145 wrote:

colondevilcolon = :devil:

To ny needs to change that one to :headbanger: IMO.

How about The Source.

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Nice.

$666.66 - The price of the devil's first Mac computer *


* according to PBS's "Wait, wait. Don't tell me." show today

funny thing about 666
the Moscow public transport system avoided numbering a route with 666 (yeah, now that law and order have collapsed they got religion, ain't that a blast). so they numbered it 616 instead.
I did PMSL when the actual original bible texts were re-translated, correctly this time, only to reveal that the number of the beast is,...
...

...

616

(aw c'mon, don't tell me you didn't see that coming!!)

So, not only is the road to hell paved with good intentions, but you're telling me I have to take the bus to get there? Wtf is wrong with this handbasket?

@BigV only in Russia, we in the free world can gridlock the road to hell with our cars, Brits on the left, Yanks and Europeans on the right, at the same time.

if the road to hell is paved with good intentions, does the surface break up into potholes?
Anyone there work in the roads business. ideally a roadworker Mon-Fri who's a vicar or pastor on Sundays.

samhedrin??

http://forums.catholic.com/showthread.php?p=3461976

Toby (Official)

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http://www.twincities.com/sports/ci_24856230/former-viking-chris-kluwe-retains-legal-counsel

if you want to go rape children sir go ahead but not in my locker room.

Wtf has that news item to do with raping children?

Carruthers;888322 wrote:

Toby (Official)

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Nice!

I'll give you this much.. homo's "Might Inherit the Earth" but Not Heaven sorry guys hope you get it right next time around.

Enough of your hate speech. Keep it to yourself. Nobody wants to hear that from you.

Homosexuality and pedophilia are simply different things. The only reason you conflate them is the shame layered over sexuality by an out of touch church. The new Pope is moving away from that thankfully.

As your friend, JBK, I am asking you to think about what you are posting. It's wrong. And I know you know better. I don't want to see you get banned. Please let the good parts of you shine through. We know they're there.

JBKlyde;888464 wrote:

http://www.twincities.com/sports/ci_24856230/former-viking-chris-kluwe-retains-legal-counsel

if you want to go rape children sir go ahead but not in my locker room.

DanaC;888465 wrote:

Wtf has that news item to do with raping children?

I'll tell you. JBKlyde has a problem. He conflates homosexuality and pedophilia. It's a fairly common problem, and the root cause is fear and ignorance.

I have seen remarks by him, and others here, that link the two and I find it offensive. JBK's well known mental illness is no excuse and not the cause. They are two distinct, separate, different, unrelated behaviors. Homosexuality is being attracted to people of the same sex; pedophilia is being sexually attracted to children. Not the same.

Firstly, most importantly, pedophilia is a crime and homosexuality is not a crime. Everything else is different too, and to try to explain it to someone like JBK is pointless, a waste of time, unless he's interested in learning. There's no evidence at all of such an interest. So, I don't bother. But you have an open mind, and I am happy to draw your attention to the mistake he's made. In fact, I think I'll start pointing out this mistake more often. I wish there was a catchy name for it, like "Godwin's Law", but that's merely inconvenient.

Meanwhile, JBKlyde is an ignorant hater. Read his posts with that in mind.

Harsh and judgmental. I don't think appointing yourself as the arbiter of what JBK says and means is helpful. Judge not, and all.

But I'm trying to like the world again. Maybe that's all messed up.

<shrug>I can't parse JB's commentary for intent. Maybe IM has it right in terms of taking him at face value. That still means calling him on bullshit though.</shrug> When I see him pissing off the level headed like glatt, I know we have to say something. Peace to all.

I agree: we should say something. And I did. But I'm not ready to dismiss him as an 'ignorant hater.'

Give me a few months. My mean old self could still come back. ;)

Ha! :cool:

glatt's trying to figure out what he should do, as moderator... he's the one walking the wire, so every time JB goes a little far, poor glatt is second guessing if he should have done something. It's a no win for the mod.

Yep. We're all damn lucky he is the guy making the call on this.

yea but when you come down to reality and decided not to play your "don't get fucked up on drugs or you'll end up fucking an ugly bitch with no tit's game" those 2 parts were NOT made for each other. Explain that!! Assholes

Come on, JBK. Prove me right. Take a step away from the keyboard and THINK. Take a couple days off if you need to. Even I am having trouble understanding what you're trying to say. Breathe, and think. OK?

i DREW up a set of angel wings this morning.. """""""""""IF"""""""""" all goes well I will be painting them on a wooded plack for my dads girlfriend..

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Papa_Roach

and it's not even a real roach.. it's just a maggot...

I'll tell you. JBKlyde has a problem. He conflates homosexuality and pedophilia. It's a fairly common problem, and the root cause is fear and ignorance.

NO YOU FUCKING IDIOT HOMO's ARE AFRAID TO BE STRAIGHT BECAUSE THEY DON"T WANT THERE PASEY ASS"S GETTING KICK BY THERE FAGGOT FATHERS WHO RAPED THEM.. and mine did not.

xoxoxoBruce;888516 wrote:

glatt's trying to figure out what he should do, as moderator... he's the one walking the wire, so every time JB goes a little far, poor glatt is second guessing if he should have done something. It's a no win for the mod.

IMHO, glatt's doing the right thing by doing nothing in these cases, AS A MODERATOR. glatt's already said his opinion, that JBK's wrong. but I don't have any desire in silencing JBK. and im, I didn't say nor do I advocate dismissing JBK. Let him speak. Let us hear. And let it go both ways. If he can convince me that advocacy of same sex marriages is the gateway to raping children, well, show me the facts. Let's hear it. I'm skeptical (gravdigr's confirmed my coloring), but I'll listen to him. And when I hear *this particular shit*, I'll call it for what it is, ignorance; hatred. But I'm in favor of letting him say it. It's not wrong to be wrong, just wrong. OK, that sounded better in my head.... I'm in favor of letting the ideas duke it out.

It's like being bipolar or skitzofrientic.. only the only pill to make you feel better is sex.. and when you don't get it you go foking crazy like me but they can't say go take your meds them cause they haven't even faced reality yet. So you got some unstable sex maniac and he'll do anything to suck your cock and fok you in the ass.. you do the math..

Speaking of pills... Are you taking yours? Because it seems like you're not.

I was ignoring it before, but I'm not going to ignore it any more.

I'm telling you as moderator that you need to stop these hate filled posts and posts about violence, or I will need to do something about it.

you gonna cast me off into exile and rubb my ass raw like they did??

infinite monkey;888513 wrote:

I agree: we should say something. And I did. But I'm not ready to dismiss him as an 'ignorant hater.'

Give me a few months. My mean old self could still come back. ;)

infinite monkey;888508 wrote:

Harsh and judgmental. I don't think appointing yourself as the arbiter of what JBK says and means is helpful. Judge not, and all.

But I'm trying to like the world again. Maybe that's all messed up.

Griff;888511 wrote:

<shrug>I can't parse JB's commentary for intent. Maybe IM has it right in terms of taking him at face value. That still means calling him on bullshit though.</shrug> When I see him pissing off the level headed like glatt, I know we have to say something. Peace to all.

JBKlyde;888532 wrote:

I'll tell you. JBKlyde has a problem. He conflates homosexuality and pedophilia. It's a fairly common problem, and the root cause is fear and ignorance.

NO YOU FUCKING IDIOT HOMO's ARE AFRAID TO BE STRAIGHT BECAUSE THEY DON"T WANT THERE PASEY ASS"S GETTING KICK BY THERE FAGGOT FATHERS WHO RAPED THEM.. and mine did not.

I've reconsidered my statements and I stand by my first stand by my position: when JBK talks about homosexuality, or pedophilia, he's an ignorant hater.

I'll add to the list of things he's confusing: rape. Rape's not sex, rape's not homosexuality, rape's not pedophilia. Rape is violence.

Once more, teaching JBK directly is not a job I want; he is cold iron.

glatt;888537 wrote:

Speaking of pills... Are you taking yours? Because it seems like you're not.

I was ignoring it before, but I'm not going to ignore it any more.

I'm telling you as moderator that you need to stop these hate filled posts and posts about violence, or I will need to do something about it.

I don't think he should be banned. I think the censure his posts receive by the community at large are the most appropriate response. He's not intolerably irritating, he's not trying to break the cellar, he's not talking about breaking the law (those are just from memory...)

You're the mod. I'm a citizen here, and I say let him stay. JBK's merely wrong, and that's not a crime.

[email]forest_arclo@yahoo.com[/email]

if anyone wants to continue this faggot non-sence keep it up.. but be warned when I see something like a fag with a 6 on his head looking like luciufer.. no I will not tolerate that under MY FLAG.

JBKlyde;888538 wrote:

you gonna cast me off into exile and rubb my ass raw like they did??

You didn't answer the question. Are you taking your pills?

And is that your email address? It's a bad idea to put personal information on the web like that.

what you fail to realize is that I'm on a BIG FOKING BOAT right now called OBAMA FOKING NATION.

The reason I asked about your pills is that you posts don't make any sense, and I thought that not taking your pills might be why they don't make sense.

It's none of my business what pills you are taking, but I want you to be as healthy as you can be. So if you're not taking your pills, I encourage you to.

Health.. that's a whole different ball game..

and it's one thing to warn a man about something... but 2 push him off a cliff and tell him he has no choice but to die... do we wait for the inevitable... or do we dig up the back yard??

http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2014/01/06/n-y-group-applies-to-build-satan-statue-at-oklahoma-state-capitol/

if you think I am really worried about getting kicked out of monkey villiage.. because I am trying to organize a REAL possy to destroy satan you are a fool and you deserve a shot in the head with him.

JBKlyde;888542 wrote:

[email]forest_arclo@yahoo.com[/email]

if anyone wants to continue this faggot non-sence keep it up.. but be warned when I see something like a fag with a 6 on his head looking like luciufer.. no I will not tolerate that under MY FLAG.

I am not interested in exchanging emails with you JBK. However, if you'd like to have a discussion away from the eyes of the general population here, you may send me a private message. I don't consider homosexuality "non-sence", but I am interested in talking with you about it, either here, or, as I said, in private messages.

JBKlyde;888596 wrote:

if you think I am really worried about getting kicked out of monkey villiage.. because I am trying to organize a REAL possy to destroy satan you are a fool and you deserve a shot in the head with him.

I've been pondering this post overnight and have decided it's time to act.

Your post says you don't care if you are banned from the Cellar because we are "monkey village" and you are saying I deserve to be murdered.

What the hell? I don't see how I have any choice. I'm going to temporarily ban you, JBKlyde. When you come back in a week, I hope you have better control of what comes out of your mouth, because I don't want to make the ban permanent. You may not talk about murdering other members of the Cellar.

JBK, if you're reading this, you know you left glatt with no choice.

I was concerned with your recent postings too. That last one was way too much.

I like you, and you know that there are others here who like you. I hope you come back a kinder, gentler, JBK. It's not just US I worry about, I worry about you too.

Good call, glatt. I hope he's able to cool off and get back on a more solid footing. (It also might give this thread a chance to fall off the radar, since I suspect the title of it is specifically agitating him.)

Yeah, good timing. We'll see if he can cool it. He may not get it, but we do care what happens to him.

glatt;888628 wrote:

... I'm going to temporarily ban you, JBKlyde. When you come back in a week ...

Griff;888701 wrote:

Yeah, good timing. ...

Time's up.

I feel like a 2 year old now that just got off time out... and if you read what I said,, you reason for banning me and what I actually said conflict...

That's an amusing prank. My favorite was when a dog got scared. Dogs really crack me up for some reason.

I don't think it's nice to scare strangers though. If somebody chooses to go to a scary movie, then they want to be scared. But it's mean to scare them if they haven't asked for it.

that's a promo for a scary movie though, isn't it? Seems like they are trying to do what the promoters of Carrie did a couple months ago.

If this is a new type of marketing for movies, it's kind of fun.

I also saw one for Chuckie.

[youtube]6XtAEd5N4VI[/youtube]

maybe the next big pr0n movie will do a promo like this in YOUR home town!

that's horrible who wouldn't be just scared shit-less..

JBKlyde;889470 wrote:

I feel like a 2 year old now that just got off time out... and if you read what I said,, you reason for banning me and what I actually said conflict...

Nope, you see you can only tell what to meant to say, like we can only tell what we hear. That's the tricky part of communication, what's in your head has no meaning or value in the world, if you can't explain it to others.