NSFW - 100 Words/Phrases/Euphemisms For 'Cock'

Gravdigr • May 5, 2012 7:26 pm
1) Lilyhammer
2) Tallywhacker
3) John Thomas
4) Dick
5) Willie
sexobon • May 5, 2012 10:12 pm
1) Lilyhammer
2) Tallywhacker
3) John Thomas
4) Dick
5) Willie
6) C'ock
Gravdigr • May 6, 2012 1:01 pm
1) Lilyhammer
2) Tallywhacker
3) John Thomas
4) Dick
5) Willie
6) C'ock
7) Fuckstick
DanaC • May 6, 2012 1:43 pm
Slightly broader than just cock, but:

8) meat'n'two veg
9) lunchbox
10) pork sword
GunMaster357 • May 9, 2012 7:56 pm
11) (active) member
Rhianne • May 9, 2012 9:58 pm
12) Disappointment
monster • May 9, 2012 11:46 pm
*snort*
monster • May 9, 2012 11:47 pm
but you're a spoilsport..... ;)
DanaC • May 10, 2012 7:03 am
13. Tackle
14. Nob (or knob)
DanaC • May 10, 2012 7:04 am
Tackle out for the gurrls!
GunMaster357 • May 10, 2012 7:17 am
14. Prick
15. Peter
DanaC • May 10, 2012 7:18 am
16. Wang
GunMaster357 • May 10, 2012 9:41 am
17. Schlong
18. Schlort
DanaC • May 10, 2012 10:47 am
19. Dong
DanaC • May 10, 2012 10:47 am
When referring to dogs or small children:

tinkle.
jimhelm • May 10, 2012 10:53 am
WINKIE
infinite monkey • May 10, 2012 11:39 am
One-eyed wonder worm

Heat-seeking missle
GunMaster357 • May 10, 2012 12:24 pm
Pintle
Gravdigr • May 11, 2012 2:57 pm
infinite monkey;810898 wrote:
One-eyed wonder worm

Meat-seeking missile


There I fixed it.
infinite monkey • May 11, 2012 3:05 pm
Originally it was heat-seeking moisture missile.

This came from the list Dr C handed out in my Human Sex class in college. I wish I still had the list.
BigV • May 11, 2012 9:20 pm
1) Lilyhammer
2) Tallywhacker
3) John Thomas
4) Dick
5) Willie
6) C'ock
7) Fuckstick
8) meat'n'two veg
9) lunchbox
10) pork sword
11) (active) member
12) Disappointment
13. Tackle
14. Nob (or knob)
14 (b). Prick
15. Peter
16. Wang
17. Schlong
18. Schlort
19. Dong
tinkle.
WINKIE
One-eyed wonder worm
Heat-seeking missle
Pintle
meat-seeking missile.
heat-seeking moisture missile.
28--Dipstick
infinite monkey • May 11, 2012 10:23 pm
29) Lord Silly
GunMaster357 • May 12, 2012 6:59 am
30) One-eyed snake
GunMaster357 • May 12, 2012 7:00 am
31) Bald-headed yogurt slinger :lol2:
Gravdigr • May 12, 2012 6:00 pm
GunMaster357;811311 wrote:
31) Bald-headed yogurt slinger :lol2:


Know how a gay guy fakes an orgasm?

He moans and then he dumps hot yogurt on your back.

[SIZE="1"]I mean....that's what I've heard.[/SIZE]
Clodfobble • May 15, 2012 6:13 pm
I actually knew a girl in college who wrote her thesis on cross-cultural penis slang. She had collected all sorts of great ones. But the only one I specifically remember was that in German it often gets referred to as a "paintbrush."
infinite monkey • May 15, 2012 6:39 pm
German girls are easel. :)
BigV • May 16, 2012 11:09 am
They sure were for me.
monster • May 16, 2012 11:39 am
infinite monkey;811765 wrote:
German girls are easel. :)


Maybe German boys are Frau[COLOR="LightBlue"]lein[/COLOR]dulent about the broadness of their brush?
monster • May 16, 2012 11:54 am
infinite monkey;811765 wrote:
German girls are easel. :)


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Gravdigr • Jul 17, 2012 2:53 pm
32. Paintbrush (see above)
33. Rod
34. Tool
richlevy • Jul 17, 2012 9:59 pm
35: Wedding tackle
36: pud
jimhelm • Jul 18, 2012 4:56 pm
schwanss
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