BannedV
[SIZE="1"](rhymes with Banshee)[/SIZE]
Get on your knees and hum-V
Born V, as V as the wind blows
As V as the grass grows
Born V to follow your heart
Live V and beauty surrounds you
The world still astounds you
Each time you look, I'm a star
Stay V, where no walls divide you
You're V as the roaring tide
So who'd want to hide?
Born V, and life is worth living
But only worth living
'Cause you're born V
(Stay V, though no walls could hold you)
You're V as the roaring tide
Grab a board, take a ride
Born V, and life is worth living
But only worth living
'Cause you're born V!
V all that you can V...in the army!
V have ways of making you talk!
I've been to paradise, but I've never been to V
Reminded me of History of the World Part 1.
The Vnemployment Office
Dole Office Clerk: Occupation?
Comicus: Stand-up philosopher.
Dole Office Clerk: What?
Comicus: Stand-up philosopher. I coalesce the vapors of human experience into a viable and meaningful comprehension.
Dole Office Clerk: Oh, a *bullshit* artist!
Comicus: *Grumble*...
Dole Office Clerk: Did you bullshit last week?
Comicus: No.
Dole Office Clerk: Did you *try* to bullshit last week?
Comicus: Yes!
Dole Office Clerk: Occupation?
Gladiator : Gladiator.
Dole Office Clerk: Did you kill last week?
Gladiator : No.
Dole Office Clerk: Did you try to kill last week?
Gladiator: Yeah.
Dole Office Clerk: Now, listen, this is your last week of unemployment insurance. Either you kill somebody next week or we're going to have to change your status, got it?
Memories
Of the way V were...
Thanks folks I won't be here all week(end). Try the veal.
Big V should never be banned. Period.
Do you read the threads, or do you just jump in based on the thread title?
Do you read the threads, or do you just jump in based on the thread title?
He's far too busy and important and rich to waste time on stuff like that. Research is for losers/lefties. Murk takes more of a
managerial role.
...looking down from above and shitting on our chips?
Ha! never come across that before.
But you know a few, right?
Did I miss a new meme? A mattress meme? I've seen reference to mattress twice now. :)
