Batting CleanUP!!
20 hamburgers says I get tagged out at 3rd.
and the punch line IS.....
C it's Not funny.
Did we forget about the "ham burglar"
And you wanna hear something I THINK is really cool.. when I played base ball as a kid I never got a hit but when I play softball for this church team called 'the saints' I used to get a shot right up short stop every time..
The Blood of Jesus 'Wind Shield Wiper'
On my fore head is a wind shield wiper,
Kind of like what you'd call for a baby a diaper,
It wipes away all the dirt that's on my mind,
It takes my insanity and makes me clean and fine,
Oh Yes the Blood of Jesus makes me shine,
I do believe I should act a little more kind,
Please don't cast me out to the drop of a dime,
The facts are clear and I know I'm wretched,
So spell it out and I'll go fetch it...
y-f-t-p
No, JBK - I don't want to hear anything from you.
Point Being.. I'm nowhere close to "going postal".. and I have more important things to do then to try and gain acceptance from a bunch of 'hell bound' freaks... except maybe convert them to Christianity.
JBK, stop it.
I've been on your side. I felt that you had more to offer than fire and brimstone. I cannot condone what you said. But it could have been OK, a learning moment for you as you try to become more social again (as you've said) and you're making it worse.
So stop, OK? You were wrong.
OK but only because YOU said so...
Point Being.. I'm nowhere close to "going postal".. and I have more important things to do then to try and gain acceptance from a bunch of 'hell bound' freaks... except maybe convert them to Christianity.
Let me get this straight. You're better than us because we've called attention to hateful things you've posted--and therefore we're all going to hell? How crazy/stupid do you have to be in order for that to make sense?
Are you playing a character--trolling this board...??? You can't be real.
I'm not saying I better than anyone just 'pushing the limits' just to see what I can learn most of the research I've done on the net I can apply to my daily life and I am a student of life so why do you care?? Or do you??
So did you learn anything? I see no evidence of that, and I don't believe that you have any interest in doing that. I call bullshit. I don't even think you believe what you just posted. You posted something that you thought would sound good, something you thought people would like. Quit being such a liar about everything. You won't make any progress based on dishonesty.
"I am a student of life" ... bullshit
"Yeah I went to a University.....the one called Life! Ever hear
of it?"
I flunked out of the University of Life.
I was on the Dean's List. No, not that one, the Dean's other list.
I flunked out of the University of Life.
Yeah but ya still gotta pay off that loan....
Maybe I could retake a couple of modules?
Everything in modulation.
I try for that, but ya know...I'm up and down with it.
Sounds bipolar. Get your Stratevarious straightened out.
You'll be fine.
I went to the Finishing School of Life.
I learned the correct amount of paper napkins needed when dining in a McDonalds Restaurant.
Hahahahaaa!
Did you forget what you learned about ketchup packets? Hmm?
Life^2-Death=EternalLifeXB Where B = The Beatitudes Mathew 5.
There's a tear in my beer and I swear it's ever clear..
Hahahahaaa!
Did you forget what you learned about ketchup packets? Hmm?
I learned that ketchup is not considered a correct condiment on an American hotdog.
We covered International Cuisine, see.
BS - ketchup RULES on a well grilled dog... err dog grilled well ... ;)
Oh I see. It's like the cream on first/ jam on first scone debate.
Well, it was only a correspondence course.