NSFW Motivational Posters
alright then! have at it!
and some of y'all wondered why i liked flying so much.....
Good job, you. And because I made you start this thread, I'll contribute. Sorta. :D
I love Futurama.
Prolly ... do I look like I care?
ya think ??
Her waist looks improbably thin. But hey who am I to question?
Eyebrows and waist look similar, but other than that.....noey
Eyebrows and waist look similar, but other than that.....noey
what about that muzzle?
Her waist looks improbably thin. But hey who am I to question?
The wall looks a bit wonky to me, but that might be the angle.
Either it's shopped, or she's had that surgery done to boost her arse. No way does that combination happen naturally.
It's totally shopped. Ass, abs and back - at least.
Buttplants. Yes, buttplants.
alright boys and girls....enough bashing the sexy ass pic :p: shopped or not? meh! i thought it to be sexeh! here nor there. that being said, ladies? you ever done this??
Ewww Infi, she's left a bit of toilet paper behind there.
I think that's a bandaid to cover the spot where the silicone from the left buttplant is leaking out. You'll notice that side is smaller.
inflation valve cover, where you adjust the pressure for your pleasure, or driving conditions.
inflation valve cover, where you adjust the pressure for your pleasure, or driving conditions.
F*cker! Chili almost came outta my nose.
She'll never need one of those blow up hemmorhoid pillows. Or an air mattress, for that matter. Everyone could just camp on her ass. :lol:
Everyone could just camp on her ass. :lol:
I'm pitching a tent just looking at it.
Thanks, I'm here all week. Any anniversaries?
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You can also use her for whitewater rafting!
Really, the uses are limitless. Buttplants for everyone!
just think of all the bottle rockets you could launch!
Hell you could launch potatoes with that thing!
Also useful as a trampoline, or a 'mini-tramp.'
So is that what they mean by 'doing it doggie style'?:blush:
Pic #2. So she has no bellybutton and is probably some kind of homicidal alien clone. That's still no reason to turn down a naked chick.
Not seeing it, I have shat no bricks.
I don't see it...vvvv
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I even saved the pic, and brightened the background...I still don't see it? Chick in the middle somewhat wall-eyed? Not brick-worthy. Chick in the middle showing half a nipple? Not brick-worthy. The blonde chick does look familiar, though...
One in the middle, not a chick? Other than that, I got nuthin'.
Chest contour, torso shape (straight as a board, there), and man-hands.
What is that at the guy's shoulder? A fourth person's head?
shit bricks = scared/nervous where I come from. WTF does it mean to the rest of you?
That " doggie style" chick looks waaaaaaay bored.
Also: what's wrong with people? Specifically men.
That " doggie style" chick looks waaaaaaay bored.
Well, it's hard to get enthusiastic when you know it's only puppy love.:cool:
an assassin!
LOVE IT! Well done.
Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!
did you mis spell fucked on porpoise?
Prolly drunk.
But the this is the that fuked Thing on Earth obamy fuking this that!
Fuking MOrOn.
But the this is the that fuked Thing on Earth obamy fuking this that!
Fuking MOrOn.
that's very nearly sigworthy ;p
Fuck "nearly". Totally sigged.
Wow! I have never been sigged before! :jig:
Awesome! :lol:
To be fair, if it makes fun of merc or ug, i feel almost obligated to sig it.
not necessarily nsfw but i got a chuckle out of it....
Piss on you! I'm workin' fer Mel Brooks!!
Wait...is the blond girl Kirsten Dunst?
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Dear Zippy, In regards to post #52: I think I love you.
Thanks, Gravdigr
To be fair, if it makes fun of merc or ug, i feel almost obligated to sig it.
Come on now, don't be a pussy.
did you mis spell fucked on porpoise?
:p:
O.M.GAWD! :eek: :eek: :bolt:
Whup...now the keyboard is gonna be all sticky.
Again.
Hardy Har !!!!
Only child sour grapes...
by all means sir, please, go right ahead!
(cooking supper so i'm strapped for time.....)
eta: awwww shit, i just got that! i'm a little slow today!
That's gonna hurt coming off. On the bright side, instant bikini wax.
Or is it Duck Tape?
Great pics bro!
There's a Charlie Sheen joke in that first one, but, I can't find it.
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No wonder it's endangered. Its evolutionary result for maintaining a sustainable core body temperature is all wrong for the environment. I suspect it's an invasive species...
It's some kind of ass, isn't it?
Edit: Oops, it says that in the caption.
Ya know what? I'm tired of this shit. Go rack a bike in your own fucking ass, ok Grav?
Fuck this whole place in general as it treats women. I'm sick of this misogynistic CRAPola.
You guys don't run around saying "nigger" do you? No, but it's ok to demean and degrade women all over this board.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUck it.
If I felt that way I would not go into a thread [SIZE="7"]clearly marked NSFW.[/SIZE]
Now, go make yourself a fresh bowl of Leave Me The Fuck Alone.
ETA:
pics posted by me in this thread: 7, including 1 pic posted twice, containing no nudity at all.
pics posted by others in this thread: 26
Yep, I'm the bad guy.:neutral:
Go rack a bike in your own fucking ass, ok Grav?
I'd tell ya to rack one in your own ass, but, there prolly ain't room, what with the bug and the stick and all.
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[SIZE="1"]Look at the shadows, you know, if you need bricks.[/SIZE]
lol.
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ps, nope.[/COLOR][/SIZE]
[SIZE="1"][COLOR="Silver"]ps, nope.[/COLOR][/SIZE]
That's pretty weird...I never considered that it might be [Strike]real[/Strike] actually in the movie.
That's pretty weird...I never considered that it might be [Strike]real[/Strike] actually in the movie.
Sometimes it happens.
