If you mean Paula Abdul, then you must know that she's Jewish. From the lyrics in the song (i.e. "I just wanna be the one to serve you") I take it this means you're willing to convert.
I would DIE for a Jewish wife...
whi'ch would of course, defeat the porpoise.
Die?!
I have yet to meet the woman I would die for...I mean, I love Baby and all, but...
JBKlycle
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whi'ch would of course, defeat the porpoise.
you could atleast try to be original dude your crampin my style
you should take it as a sign of acceptance. for someone to take the trouble to create a puppet of you surely means that you've been assimilated and accepted into the fold.
no going back now. you've carved out your niche.
a whacky one trick niche, but a niche, nonetheless.
Listen to Jim. He is a wise man.
The guy across the street from my mom's house converted for his Jewish wife. He was already circumcised, but she insisted that he had to go through the ceremony anyway, including a symbolic nick on his wang from a dude with a razor. We were impressed with his dedication.
But then she divorced him a few years later anyway, and ironically married a Catholic who refused to convert for her.
Wisely refused. When she leaves him, his wang will be un nicked
...including a symbolic nick on his wang from a dude with a razor...
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So, no manscaping for you then?