Cellar Games

Olympic Games and Hunger Games.... pooey....

Event 1: Trollathlon
[LIST=a]
[*]Flaming
[*]Speed banning
[*]Terrible poetry
[*]Incomprehensible Philosophy
[*]Spam Linking
[/LIST]

Event 2: Marathon
Longest time between posts

Event 3: Target Shooting

Event 4: Aquatics
Shark/Dolphin identification

Event 5: Track
On a treadmill

Event 6: Fencing
How much will StaceyV need?

Event 7: Lolling Triathlon
[LIST=a]
[*]Cats
[*]Inanimate objects
[*]Political figures
[/LIST]

Event 8: Lolling Pentathlon
[LIST=a]
[*]Animal of Choice
[*]Dwellar
[*]Sporting Moment
[*]Current Events
[*]Demotivational Poster
[/LIST]

Event 9: Meme
[LIST=a]
[*]Cellar
[*]Interwebs
[*]Free Interpretation
[/LIST]

Event 10: Undressage

Event 11................


Suggest events, apply/try-out to compete....whatever. it was too fun an idea to lose in meta. (calm down V)

Threadkilling.

Event 1: Trollathlon
Flaming - Hi there, don't you find me just bedazzling?
Speed banning - Concurrent use of Ban & Lady Speed Stick
Terrible poetry - Rose was fickle, Martha was wrong, Donna was Noble, and Amy had Song
Incomprehensible Philosophy - I masturbate; therefore, I am.
Spam Linking - slicing or dicing

Event 2: Marathon
Longest time between posts - or gas stations

Event 3: Target Shooting - Kmart Shooting, Wal-Mart Shooting

Event 4: Aquatics
Shark/Dolphin identification - Tuna net trivia

Event 5: Track
On a treadmill - In the windmills of your mind

Event 6: Fencing
How much will StaceyV need? - Not as much as BigV?

Event 7: Lolling Triathlon
Cats - Nine lives
Inanimate objects - Still lives
Political figures - Almost lifelike
...

Terrible poetry - Rose was fickle, Martha was wrong, Donna was Noble, and Amy had Song

Clever, clever.

Wal-Mart shooting. har.