Sexual Immortality

Griff • Mar 26, 2012 7:20 pm
Remember that time, yeah that was awesome.
sexobon • Mar 27, 2012 4:15 am
"In the end, there can be only one."
GunMaster357 • Mar 27, 2012 5:02 am
Is having sex with your own clone a form of masturbation?
ZenGum • Mar 27, 2012 6:42 am
No but if you slipped off the bed, you'd be making an obscene clone fall.
DanaC • Mar 27, 2012 6:50 am
ZenGum;803985 wrote:
No but if you slipped off the bed, you'd be making an obscene clone fall.


Brilliant.
Sundae • Mar 27, 2012 12:25 pm
Embarrassed that I had to say that out loud twice before I got it.
Well done that chap.

I have finite sexual fame.
I was a couple of people's firsts. Not necessarily intercourse, but certainly experience.
JBKlyde • Mar 27, 2012 1:07 pm
do they even have penis's?? all those guys and only one princess no wander Darth Vader went nuts..
Clodfobble • Mar 27, 2012 3:31 pm
Sundae wrote:
I was a couple of people's firsts. Not necessarily intercourse, but certainly experience.


I was one guy's first, and I'm confident he'll still remember me when he's old. One other will probably remember because he hates me, and of course I don't expect the one I married to forget me. But the rest, nah, I think they'll all forget my name eventually.
Gravdigr • Mar 27, 2012 4:10 pm
I was my first's first.

I would give anything to see that night as a porn flick.

One, because she was on the gymnastics team (no, really).

Two, because I bet it's hilarious.