Accent-o-meter

Ibby • Mar 22, 2012 9:36 pm
http://www.economicpolicyjournal.com/2011/11/what-kind-of-american-accent-do-you.html

its just a dumb online quiz but I've heard it's pretty accurate. It got me wrong but to be fair, my accent is a little... scattered. Southern parents, maryland upbringing, new england lately, grew up in asia...
How does it fare for you?

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Ibby • Mar 22, 2012 9:36 pm
I'm also totally curious what it does for foreigners. Brits! Aussies! try it!
wolf • Mar 22, 2012 9:48 pm
dead on.

I remember doing one of these years ago here, but it was much longer than 13 questions.
monster • Mar 22, 2012 9:56 pm
What American accent do you have?
Your Result: The Midland
"You have a Midland accent" is just another way of saying "you don't have an accent." You probably are from the Midland (Pennsylvania, southern Ohio, southern Indiana, southern Illinois, and Missouri) but then for all we know you could be from Florida or Charleston or one of those big southern cities like Atlanta or Dallas. You have a good voice for TV and radio.



hahaha
Lamplighter • Mar 22, 2012 9:56 pm
Childhood in LA, with parents from KY and TN,
adult times in IN, TX, MA, NY, OR.
maineiac04631 • Mar 22, 2012 10:03 pm
How does it know? It's like a god or something!

you may also be from New Hampshire or Maine


I swear I am the only person in Ohio that can properly pronounce sc-ALL-ops.
piercehawkeye45 • Mar 22, 2012 10:22 pm
Dead on.

What American accent do you have?
Your Result: North Central


"North Central" is what professional linguists call the Minnesota accent. If you saw "Fargo" you probably didn't think the characters sounded very out of the ordinary. Outsiders probably mistake you for a Canadian a lot.
BigV • Mar 22, 2012 11:38 pm
Got my "accent" right.

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Clodfobble • Mar 22, 2012 11:39 pm
"You have a Midland accent" is just another way of saying "you don't have an accent." You probably are from the Midland (Pennsylvania, southern Ohio, southern Indiana, southern Illinois, and Missouri) but then for all we know you could be from Florida or Charleston or one of those big southern cities like Atlanta or Dallas. You have a good voice for TV and radio.


Goddamn right I do.
BigV • Mar 22, 2012 11:44 pm
and for dessert, I took the "how Washington State are you?" quiz.

You are 100% Washington State!


Are you a tour guide? High-five, man! I see SOMEBODY paid attention in their history classes. You obviously know Washington well. That's awesome.
Sundae • Mar 23, 2012 3:38 am
Judging by how you talk you are probably from north Jersey, New York City, Connecticut or Rhode Island. Chances are, if you are from New York City (and not those other places) people would probably be able to tell if they actually heard you speak.

Nope. I'm from England.
(yes I know it's specifically American)
Aliantha • Mar 23, 2012 4:13 am
Apparently I'm from the North East.
ZenGum • Mar 23, 2012 5:28 am
I got Northeast, with the same text as Sundae, eh?
fargon • Mar 23, 2012 5:57 am
My accent is western, but if you were to hear me talk for a few seconds you would know that.
Griff • Mar 23, 2012 6:38 am
Inland North?
Trilby • Mar 23, 2012 7:52 am
I got the inland north, too. You'd never take me for a cheddarhead
irl
infinite monkey • Mar 23, 2012 8:25 am
Really? Accents make you pronounce words like 'dawn' and 'don' the same? Feel and fill? (That's ghetto!)

Yeah, no. That's just bad diction. Not one of those words sound the same.

Of course I'm inland north.
Trilby • Mar 23, 2012 8:38 am
I don't pronounce don and dawn the same.
infinite monkey • Mar 23, 2012 8:40 am
Ok. Did I imply you did? :confused:

I've heard people pronounce them the same but these people are uneducated mushmouths. ;)
footfootfoot • Mar 23, 2012 8:54 am
From the global village! In the age of communication!
New York City!



What American accent do you have?
Your Result: The Northeast
Judging by how you talk you are probably from north Jersey, New York City, Connecticut or Rhode Island. Chances are, if you are from New York City (and not those other places) people would probably be able to tell if they actually heard you speak.
Result Breakdown:
100% The Northeast
87% Philadelphia
85% The Inland North
60% The Midland
54% The South
44% Boston
18% The West
2% North Central
Quiz Created on GoTo Quiz
glatt • Mar 23, 2012 9:10 am
I'm Midland.

But a close second is the West, and Boston and the Northeast are way down at the bottom. Weird. I grew up in Lewiston Maine, but never picked up the Lewiston accent. Most of my friends were associated with the college there, and the college people came from all over the country.

I like the Boston/Northeast accent. It reminds me of home. But I don't have it at all.
Stormieweather • Mar 23, 2012 9:45 am
Ha! I'm from Georgia and live currently in Florida. I did live in Pennsylvania for about a year once. But maybe all my world traveling erased my accent(s)?


What American accent do you have?
Your Result: The Midland
"You have a Midland accent" is just another way of saying "you don't have an accent." You probably are from the Midland (Pennsylvania, southern Ohio, southern Indiana, southern Illinois, and Missouri) but then for all we know you could be from Florida or Charleston or one of those big southern cities like Atlanta or Dallas. You have a good voice for TV and radio.
Result Breakdown:
95% The Midland
76% The West
62% The South
44% Boston
41% The Inland North
39% North Central
33% Philadelphia
27% The Northeast
Quiz Created on GoTo Quiz
BigV • Mar 23, 2012 10:09 am
Brianna;803143 wrote:
I don't pronounce don and dawn the same.


infinite monkey;803145 wrote:
Ok. Did I imply you did? :confused:

I've heard people pronounce them the same but these people are uneducated mushmouths. ;)


I pronounce them the same. In fact, I can't imagine how else they might be pronounced, mushmouth or otherwise. wth?

How do you say them?
infinite monkey • Mar 23, 2012 10:09 am
*snickers*

Look at the letters. dAWn. dOn.

Figure it out, genius.
Lamplighter • Mar 23, 2012 10:15 am
I'm with V on "dawn" and "don"

IM: If they are different, do you have some rhymes that illustrate ?
DanaC • Mar 23, 2012 10:16 am
For me, 'dawn' rhymes with 'morn'.
infinite monkey • Mar 23, 2012 10:19 am
Dawn---awning--lawn---pawn

Don---Jon--bon-bon--

Soooooooooooooo different. I hear people call women named Dawn DON.

Sounds dumb.
Lamplighter • Mar 23, 2012 10:20 am
Wow Dana... that's remarkable for me... I would have never gone there.
glatt • Mar 23, 2012 10:25 am
do "pond" and "aw" like "aw, man" have the same sound?

yawn, dawn, awning, faun, and awe all have the same sound

pond, on, don all have the same different sound.

eta: like infi said. I just got interrupted making that post.
DanaC • Mar 23, 2012 10:29 am
infinite monkey;803162 wrote:
Dawn---awning--lawn---pawn

Don---Jon--bon-bon--

Soooooooooooooo different. I hear people call women named Dawn DON.

Sounds dumb.


Just sounds a different accent to me.

It doesn't matter how many times you show the different pronunciations, if that pair of letters represents that sound in an accent, then that's how the person will read it.
infinite monkey • Mar 23, 2012 10:37 am
Absolutely good point, Dana.

I have an ear for these things, I think. I'm like Henry Higgins. I can 'hear' the slightest differences in the way things 'sound' when I'm reading them...and I think this contributes to my spelling ability too.
monster • Mar 23, 2012 10:56 am
infinite monkey;803171 wrote:
I think this contributes to my spelling ability too.


SHE'S A WITCH!!!! Let's burn her!
infinite monkey • Mar 23, 2012 11:00 am
Let's boin 'er!
Trilby • Mar 23, 2012 11:04 am
infinite monkey;803145 wrote:
Ok. Did I imply you did? :confused:

I've heard people pronounce them the same but these people are uneducated mushmouths. ;)


No --- Not at all. I just don't get how that makes me a
Cheddarhead. :)
infinite monkey • Mar 23, 2012 11:06 am
My friend in Louisiana (born, bred, still there smack dab in the middle of cajun country) got a Philly accent response. I think it's very accurate: never noticed any sort of south in their accent.

Same friend said they could hear Wisconsin in my voice. I didn't know that, but I guess it's sort of true. :)
BigV • Mar 23, 2012 11:15 am
infinite monkey;803158 wrote:
*snickers*

Look at the letters. dAWn. dOn.

Figure it out, genius.


Ask a serious question....

Whatever.
Sundae • Mar 23, 2012 12:19 pm
DanaC;803166 wrote:
It doesn't matter how many times you show the different pronunciations, if that pair of letters represents that sound in an accent, then that's how the person will read it.

True dat.
For both Dani and I, bath rhymes with path and has the same vowel sound as laugh and graph.

But she could also include faff in that list.
Whereas I would include par.
bluecuracao • Mar 23, 2012 2:55 pm
I do not have a good voice for TV and radio. When I speak, it's a mix of southwest, Philly, and I don't know what.

Your Result: The Midland
"You have a Midland accent" is just another way of saying "you don't have an accent." You probably are from the Midland (Pennsylvania, southern Ohio, southern Indiana, southern Illinois, and Missouri) but then for all we know you could be from Florida or Charleston or one of those big southern cities like Atlanta or Dallas. You have a good voice for TV and radio.
Result Breakdown:
90% The Midland
80% Philadelphia
70% The Northeast
70% The Inland North
69% The South
38% Boston
33% The West
15% North Central
footfootfoot • Mar 23, 2012 3:02 pm
Some of my Brit friends would crack me up when they said "Pass the Pasta"

I would say "Pass the paahsta", they'd reverse the intonation of the a and say "Paahss the pasta"
infinite monkey • Mar 23, 2012 3:07 pm
Paws the pesto.

Pees the penis.

Pace the pessimist.
Sundae • Mar 23, 2012 3:53 pm
footfootfoot;803212 wrote:
Some of my Brit friends would crack me up when they said "Pass the Pasta"

I would say "Pass the paahsta", they'd reverse the intonation of the a and say "Paahss the pasta"

The long winter evenings must just fly by...
[COLOR="White"]That's a quote actually. Not me being a bitch. Much.[/COLOR]
Gravdigr • Mar 23, 2012 3:56 pm
The 'Mary, merry, marry' question did not give me the choice I wanted: Mary & marry sound exactly the same to me, merry sounds different, which wasn't an option.

Kinda/sorta accurate.

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infinite monkey • Mar 23, 2012 3:59 pm
I love Kentucky...accent and all. :)
Gravdigr • Mar 23, 2012 4:00 pm
BTW, God and Gawduh and Gawaduh shoulda been on there.
jimhelm • Mar 23, 2012 4:11 pm
glatt;803165 wrote:


pond, on, don all have the same different sound.



uhm... no.... pond, and don do. On sounds different to me. pond and don have the ah sound. dahn = don. pahnd = pond.

on rhymes closer with pawn. to me.

but then I'm from philly, yo.

I say Ah-fiss for office. shelby used to mock me.
infinite monkey • Mar 23, 2012 4:13 pm
It's phonetics, folks.
jimhelm • Mar 23, 2012 4:15 pm
What American accent do you have?
Your Result: Philadelphia
Your accent is as Philadelphian as a cheesesteak! If you're not from Philadelphia, then you're from someplace near there like south Jersey, Baltimore, or Wilmington. if you've ever journeyed to some far off place where people don't know that Philly has an accent, someone may have thought you talked a little weird even though they didn't have a clue what accent it was they heard.
Result Breakdown:
100% Philadelphia
85% The Northeast
80% The Midland
73% The South
70% The Inland North
38% Boston
18% The West
2% North Central
Quiz Created on GoTo Quiz
Rhianne • Mar 23, 2012 4:18 pm
You people all sound funny. I don't have an accent.
footfootfoot • Mar 23, 2012 4:45 pm
Sundae;803223 wrote:
The long winter evenings must just fly by...
[COLOR="White"]That's a quote actually. Not me being a bitch. Much.[/COLOR]


snort
zippyt • Mar 23, 2012 5:40 pm
<table style="width: 320px; border: 1px solid gray; font: normal 12px sans-serif; background-color: white;"><tr><td colspan="2" style="background: white; color: black; padding: 5px;"><b style="font: bold 20px serif; display: block; margin-bottom: 8px;">What American accent do you have?</b> <div style="font-size: 16px; margin-bottom: 4px;">Your Result: <b>The Midland</b></div><div style="width: 200px; background: white; border: 1px solid black;"><div style="width: 95%; background: red; font-size: 8px; line-height: 8px;">&amp;nbsp;</div></div><p style="margin: 10px; border: none; background: white; color: black;">"You have a Midland accent" is just another way of saying "you don't have an accent." You probably are from the Midland (Pennsylvania, southern Ohio, southern Indiana, southern Illinois, and Missouri) but then for all we know you could be from Florida or Charleston or one of those big southern cities like Atlanta or Dallas. You have a good voice for TV and radio.</p></td></tr><tr><td style="color: black; background: white; padding: 3px;">The West</td><td style="background: white; padding: 3px;"><div style="width: 100px; background: white; border: 1px solid black; margin-top: 4px;"><div style="width: 92%; background: red; font-size: 8px; line-height: 8px;">&amp;nbsp;</div></div></td></tr><tr><td style="color: black; background: white; padding: 3px;">The South</td><td style="background: white; padding: 3px;"><div style="width: 100px; background: white; border: 1px solid black; margin-top: 4px;"><div style="width: 54%; background: red; font-size: 8px; line-height: 8px;">&amp;nbsp;</div></div></td></tr><tr><td style="color: black; background: white; padding: 3px;">Boston</td><td style="background: white; padding: 3px;"><div style="width: 100px; background: white; border: 1px solid black; margin-top: 4px;"><div style="width: 50%; background: red; font-size: 8px; line-height: 8px;">&amp;nbsp;</div></div></td></tr><tr><td style="color: black; background: white; padding: 3px;">North Central</td><td style="background: white; padding: 3px;"><div style="width: 100px; background: white; border: 1px solid black; margin-top: 4px;"><div style="width: 49%; background: red; font-size: 8px; line-height: 8px;">&amp;nbsp;</div></div></td></tr><tr><td style="color: black; background: white; padding: 3px;">The Inland North</td><td style="background: white; padding: 3px;"><div style="width: 100px; background: white; border: 1px solid black; margin-top: 4px;"><div style="width: 33%; background: red; font-size: 8px; line-height: 8px;">&amp;nbsp;</div></div></td></tr><tr><td style="color: black; background: white; padding: 3px;">Philadelphia</td><td style="background: white; padding: 3px;"><div style="width: 100px; background: white; border: 1px solid black; margin-top: 4px;"><div style="width: 27%; background: red; font-size: 8px; line-height: 8px;">&amp;nbsp;</div></div></td></tr><tr><td style="color: black; background: white; padding: 3px;">The Northeast</td><td style="background: white; padding: 3px;"><div style="width: 100px; background: white; border: 1px solid black; margin-top: 4px;"><div style="width: 21%; background: red; font-size: 8px; line-height: 8px;">&amp;nbsp;</div></div></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" style="text-align: center; padding: 8px;"><a href="http://www.gotoquiz.com/what_american_accent_do_you_have"><b>What American accent do you have?</b></a><br><a href="http://www.gotoquiz.com/">Quiz Created on GoToQuiz</a></td></tr></table>
infinite monkey • Mar 23, 2012 6:40 pm
I can read between the lines. ;)
footfootfoot • Mar 23, 2012 6:48 pm
zippyt;803261 wrote:
<table style="width: 320px; border: 1px solid gray; font: normal 12px sans-serif; background-color: white;"><tr><td colspan="2" style="background: white; color: black; padding: 5px;"><b style="font: bold 20px serif; display: block; margin-bottom: 8px;">What American accent do you have?</b> <div style="font-size: 16px; margin-bottom: 4px;">Your Result: <b>The Midland</b></div><div style="width: 200px; background: white; border: 1px solid black;"><div style="width: 95%; background: red; font-size: 8px; line-height: 8px;">&amp;nbsp;</div></div><p style="margin: 10px; border: none; background: white; color: black;">"You have a Midland accent" is just another way of saying "you don't have an accent." You probably are from the Midland (Pennsylvania, southern Ohio, southern Indiana, southern Illinois, and Missouri) but then for all we know you could be from Florida or Charleston or one of those big southern cities like Atlanta or Dallas. You have a good voice for TV and radio.</p></td></tr><tr><td style="color: black; background: white; padding: 3px;">The West</td><td style="background: white; padding: 3px;"><div style="width: 100px; background: white; border: 1px solid black; margin-top: 4px;"><div style="width: 92%; background: red; font-size: 8px; line-height: 8px;">&amp;nbsp;</div></div></td></tr><tr><td style="color: black; background: white; padding: 3px;">The South</td><td style="background: white; padding: 3px;"><div style="width: 100px; background: white; border: 1px solid black; margin-top: 4px;"><div style="width: 54%; background: red; font-size: 8px; line-height: 8px;">&amp;nbsp;</div></div></td></tr><tr><td style="color: black; background: white; padding: 3px;">Boston</td><td style="background: white; padding: 3px;"><div style="width: 100px; background: white; border: 1px solid black; margin-top: 4px;"><div style="width: 50%; background: red; font-size: 8px; line-height: 8px;">&amp;nbsp;</div></div></td></tr><tr><td style="color: black; background: white; padding: 3px;">North Central</td><td style="background: white; padding: 3px;"><div style="width: 100px; background: white; border: 1px solid black; margin-top: 4px;"><div style="width: 49%; background: red; font-size: 8px; line-height: 8px;">&amp;nbsp;</div></div></td></tr><tr><td style="color: black; background: white; padding: 3px;">The Inland North</td><td style="background: white; padding: 3px;"><div style="width: 100px; background: white; border: 1px solid black; margin-top: 4px;"><div style="width: 33%; background: red; font-size: 8px; line-height: 8px;">&amp;nbsp;</div></div></td></tr><tr><td style="color: black; background: white; padding: 3px;">Philadelphia</td><td style="background: white; padding: 3px;"><div style="width: 100px; background: white; border: 1px solid black; margin-top: 4px;"><div style="width: 27%; background: red; font-size: 8px; line-height: 8px;">&amp;nbsp;</div></div></td></tr><tr><td style="color: black; background: white; padding: 3px;">The Northeast</td><td style="background: white; padding: 3px;"><div style="width: 100px; background: white; border: 1px solid black; margin-top: 4px;"><div style="width: 21%; background: red; font-size: 8px; line-height: 8px;">&amp;nbsp;</div></div></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" style="text-align: center; padding: 8px;"><a href="http://www.gotoquiz.com/what_american_accent_do_you_have"><b>What American accent do you have?</b></a><br><a href="http://www.gotoquiz.com/">Quiz Created on GoToQuiz</a></td></tr></table>

Go back and select the bb code
wolf • Mar 23, 2012 8:27 pm
Or control print screen and trim the result.
Ibby • Mar 23, 2012 8:38 pm
or if you have a mac just use the area screengrab hotkey clover-shift-4 and select the area you want to cap. (another reason I like osx better than windows...)
infinite monkey • Mar 23, 2012 8:40 pm
FTFY. ;)

zippyt;803261 wrote:
a lot of gibberish


What American accent do you have?

Your Result: The Midland

You have a Midland accent" is just another way of saying "you don't have an accent." You probably are from the Midland (Pennsylvania, southern Ohio, southern Indiana, southern Illinois, and Missouri) but then for all we know you could be from Florida or Charleston or one of those big southern cities like Atlanta or Dallas. You have a good voice for TV and radio.
Spexxvet • Mar 26, 2012 5:42 pm
What American accent do you have?
Your Result: Philadelphia
Your accent is as Philadelphian as a cheesesteak! If you're not from Philadelphia, then you're from someplace near there like south Jersey, Baltimore, or Wilmington. if you've ever journeyed to some far off place where people don't know that Philly has an accent, someone may have thought you talked a little weird even though they didn't have a clue what accent it was they heard.
Result Breakdown:
100% Philadelphia
88% The Northeast
80% The Midland
70% The Inland North
69% The South
44% Boston
18% The West
2% North Central
Quiz Created on GoTo Quiz
ZenGum • Mar 26, 2012 7:40 pm
I just want to say, Zippy types with an accent. Stoopid machine.
Gravdigr • Mar 28, 2012 5:42 pm
A good question for that quiz would be:

"Does your pronunciation of the word 'on' rhyme with 'Ron', or 'zone'?
Lola Bunny • Mar 28, 2012 7:01 pm
I've been told I speak with an accent. I'm sure they weren't talking about my "American accent."



:p:What American accent do you have?
Your Result: The Midland


"You have a Midland accent" is just another way of saying "you don't have an accent." You probably are from the Midland (Pennsylvania, southern Ohio, southern Indiana, southern Illinois, and Missouri) but then for all we know you could be from Florida or Charleston or one of those big southern cities like Atlanta or Dallas. You have a good voice for TV and radio.
Sundae • Mar 29, 2012 12:46 pm
ZenGum;803903 wrote:
I just want to say, Zippy types with an accent. Stoopid machine.

I often pronounce machine as mash-in-A.
It must have amused me once, but I used to curse our mainframe system quite roundly when I worked for a large mobile phone company. Before I left it was common parlance in my department when someone was frustrated with their computer.

Stupid mashina.
Blueflare • Mar 29, 2012 2:21 pm
What American accent do you have?
Your Result: The Northeast
Judging by how you talk you are probably from north Jersey, New York City, Connecticut or Rhode Island. Chances are, if you are from New York City (and not those other places) people would probably be able to tell if they actually heard you speak.
Result Breakdown:
100% The Northeast
87% Philadelphia
85% The Inland North
60% The Midland
54% The South
44% Boston
18% The West
2% North Central
Quiz Created on GoTo Quiz


... I'm English.
DanaC • Mar 29, 2012 2:29 pm
me too;p

Bet you and I have very different pronunciations of 'bath' and 'laugh' though.
jimhelm • Mar 29, 2012 3:17 pm
my kids both got Mid Land.
classicman • Mar 29, 2012 4:30 pm
What American accent do you have?
Your Result: The Inland North

Hahhahahahaaaaaaaaaaa
wolf • Mar 29, 2012 6:11 pm
Lola Bunny;804359 wrote:
I've been told I speak with an accent. I'm sure they weren't talking about my "American accent."


It really only shows when you're telling someone they're too bookoo.
Gravdigr • Mar 31, 2012 5:40 pm
[FullMetalJacket]...and it ain't too goddamned 'bookoo'.[/FullMetalJacket]
Gravdigr • Mar 31, 2012 5:42 pm
wolf;804483 wrote:
It really only shows when you're telling someone they're too bookoo.


That was ƒucking racist as hell, btw.

:lol2:
richlevy • Mar 31, 2012 10:37 pm
Blueflare;804463 wrote:
What American accent do you have?


Dead on.

What American accent do you have?
Your Result: Philadelphia
Your accent is as Philadelphian as a cheesesteak! If you're not from Philadelphia, then you're from someplace near there like south Jersey, Baltimore, or Wilmington.
if you've ever journeyed to some far off place where people don't know that Philly has an accent, someone may have thought you talked a little weird even though they didn't have a clue what accent it was they heard.
Result Breakdown:
100% Philadelphia
88% The Northeast
80% The Midland
70% The Inland North
69% The South
44% Boston
18% The West
2% North Central
Quiz URL: http://www.gotoquiz.com/what_american_accent_do_you_have
kerosene • Mar 31, 2012 11:03 pm
Lola Bunny;804359 wrote:
I've been told I speak with an accent. I'm sure they weren't talking about my "American accent."



:p:What American accent do you have?
Your Result: The Midland


"You have a Midland accent" is just another way of saying "you don't have an accent." You probably are from the Midland (Pennsylvania, southern Ohio, southern Indiana, southern Illinois, and Missouri) but then for all we know you could be from Florida or Charleston or one of those big southern cities like Atlanta or Dallas. You have a good voice for TV and radio.


You prolly have a cute accent. I don't think I have heard you speak, actually.

Does anyone ever say "pry" in place of "probably?" Where does that come from?
ZenGum • Apr 1, 2012 12:01 am
Poor schooling.
Clodfobble • Apr 1, 2012 8:56 am
kerosene wrote:
Does anyone ever say "pry" in place of "probably?" Where does that come from?


I do say "prolly." And when I'm super lazy, the L's get slurred more and more, so by the end, I could conceivably say "prah-y."
Sundae • Apr 1, 2012 2:11 pm
ZenGum;804781 wrote:
Poor schooling.

snicker

When I first started work in an office (sixteen, in hindsight how awful) I was once asked by our Director to read out a word. "Probably" I said, confused. "I didn't think it was you anyway," he said from his lofty height, "You read poetry."

I didn't find out what this arbitrary test was about until later. A very urgent and important message had been left scribbled on a piece of paper on his desk, rather than being reported to his secretary or going through the usual channels. It included the word "probelly".

I don't remember who was responsible (odd, as it was narrowed down to my team of six). I just remember the thrill of being recognised as an intrellectral.