Orders, captain?
It's an emergency.
Everyone issue one or two orders. After twenty posts we try to figure out what happened.
Both engines to full! Thirty degrees right rudder!
Bosun, get that spotlight WORKING!
Secure your equipment!
Stand by to stand by!
Find the cocktail shaker!!! And the toilet roll!!!!
Sent by thought transference
All hands start bailing.
and For the love of God, someone cage the monkey!
Batten down the hatches. Tally me bananas.
Bartender, I'll have a gin 'n tonic please.
[COLOR="DimGray"]( different sort of orders ya' know ) [/COLOR]
Find that G spot!
Find me something to crack this with.
Find that G spot!
Find me something to crack this with.
Barkeep !!, I'm still waiting on that G 'n T , and set up the young lady monstah with a Screwdriver would ya.
Gentlemen, synchronize your watches!
Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy night.
Every one shut the fuck up! I'm in command!
Do whatever you want to the woman, but leave me alone!
Hand me that piano.
Up periscope!
Damn the torpedoes!
I'm giving her all she's got, Captain!
All she's got isn't good enough! What else ya got?
I have a small aubergine.....
When in worry or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.
Look busy.
I'm gonna booglarize you, baby.
That water is for the breadfruit plants!
Remember: you can't put too much water into a nuclear reactor!
Cut! that's a wrap!
wait - you mean this is for REAL?!
Dammit, I'm a system administrator, not a... wait, what happened? Who are we? Why are we here?
Unhand that damsel!
Love thy neighbor.
If monster has a small aubergine can we parm it?
Do NOT taunt Happy Fun Ball.
che'burger,
che'burger,
pepsi,
pepsi !!
stow the mizzen mast!
up anchor!
There are more than 20 orders now, but I don't want to miss out.
Anyone who can speak Welsh to the Bridge immediately!
Cymraeg areithwyr at 'r bontio 'n ddi-oed!
Purser! Break out the emergency walnuts!
Quick, get all the women and children to the life rafts!
Once they're off we'll be lighter and can make our getaway.
Scalpel! Scissors!
Get that cat outta here!
You! [SIZE="4"]Hey YOU![/SIZE] [SIZE="7"]Yes, [COLOR="Red"]YOU[/COLOR] THERE!!!![/SIZE]
Stop staring at the damn screen and tell us what the hell is going on here!
It appears as though the Titanic has crashed into an iceburg. And that there's a loonie bin on said berg.
It's kind of like The Happening.
Is anyone posting backwards?
It's kind of like The Happening.
Is anyone posting backwards?
You mean The Happening with Anthony Quinn and Faye Dunaway? I've never found anyone besides me that had ever seen that.
But what does that have to do with posting backwards?
No silly. The 2008
The Happening (not a remake) with Marky Mark and Zooey Deschanel and John Leguizamo.
SPOILER:
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[COLOR="White"]Plants made people kill themselves and an indicator that the neurotoxin had infected a group was that they all started walking backwards before killing themselves in some gruesome manner. [/COLOR]
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It's an M Night Shama-lama-ding-dong movie.
It's kind of like The Happening.
Is anyone posting backwards?
˙˙˙˙ɟo ʍouʞ ı ʇɐɥʇ ʇou
It's a cellar get-together and BigV has broken out the sex toys. Limey is swimming in the drinking water tank and Infi has comandeered the elevator and is going up and down in time with the beat from the cellar band: UT on bass, Jim on lead, Flint on Drums and Limey's other personality on the sousaphone. Monster is reading tarot cards, wolf is restraining the loonier dwellars with Hello Kitty Duct Tape, and Ibram is lighting firecrackers stuffed into bras and throwing them underneath the captain's chair. Sundae is trying to persuade the food machine to make cake and a random Welsh person is trying to persuade Pearl to herd the dwellars into a shark's mouth. Or it could be a dolphin. Pearl is -of course- on a treadmill.
Both engines to full! Thirty degrees right rudder!
And none of you have noticed that we've been going around in circles the whole time!
but the sun sets are so nice
Monster and zip for teh win!
It's a cellar get-together and BigV has broken out the sex toys. Limey is swimming in the drinking water tank and Infi has comandeered the elevator and is going up and down in time with the beat from the cellar band: UT on bass, Jim on lead, Flint on Drums and Limey's other personality on the sousaphone. Monster is reading tarot cards, wolf is restraining the loonier dwellars with Hello Kitty Duct Tape, and Ibram is lighting firecrackers stuffed into bras and throwing them underneath the captain's chair. Sundae is trying to persuade the food machine to make cake and a random Welsh person is trying to persuade Pearl to herd the dwellars into a shark's mouth. Or it could be a dolphin. Pearl is -of course- on a treadmill.
You know, that sounds like something I'd do. Especially if it's an old-timey elevator with the wheel thingy to make it go up and down.
Excellent story!
Allons-y, Alonzo!
YAY!
And Monster FTW.
*Janitor moppng floor before Beverly Hills 90210 set is installed rolls eyes*